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Clips from The Goldbergs - I Caddyshacked the Pool (S03E03)

"once I start my own rival social awareness club to raise money for barity."
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"Barity? That's not a thing."
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"It's a Barry charity. A barity."
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"And it will crush your charity."
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"Wha..."
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"Stop! Barry!"
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"Stop it!"
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"All right, listen up!"
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"I figured keeping you here hours after class would flush out our prankster."
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"Alvin, our janitor, gave me that pun."
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"If the culprit doesn't come forward by next class, you will all be punished!"
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"But know this, I will find you."
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"ADULT ADAM: My time was running out,"
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"so my only option was to create confusion."
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"Whoever did this, stop being a putz and just admit it."
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"Honestly, dude, we were all kind of thinking it was you."
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"Guys, it can't be me. That would be too obvious."
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"It's always the last person that you suspect."
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"Don't nod at me."
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"Everyone knows Dave Kim's allergic to nuts."
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"And how do you just happen to know that candy bar had nuts?"
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"They all have nuts!"
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"Not Milky Way. That's nougat."
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"Nougat is nuts! You're making that up."
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"The primary ingredients in nougat are"
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"sugar, nuts, and egg whites."
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"ADULT ADAM: Like a criminal mastermind, I had created confusion,"
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"and it was glorious."
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"But Erica was about to create confusion of a different kind."
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"Hey, Lainey. Yeah, Erica?"
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"When did the earth die?"
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"TOGETHER: Today."
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"Unless you open your eyes and your wallets."
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"Uno, dos, tres... Cuatro."
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"¶ Listen up, America, let's get socially aware"
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"¶ Stop thinkin' about yourself"
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"¶ Your clothes, your grades, your hair"
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"¶ Stop the nukes and pollution"
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"¶ Acid rain is not our friend"
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"¶ Save the whales, the ozone"
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"¶ And we'd love to get a Bennigan's"
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"¶ We'll fix the world"
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"¶ Yes, every problem"
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"¶ There's way too many on this list"
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"¶ But we will solve them"
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"¶ We want a two-day school week"
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"¶ And Lando Calrissian for President ¶"
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"¶ And relax the school's policy on nudity"
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"¶ And I want a date with Erica..."
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"Geoff, stop changing the words."
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"¶ No, acid rain, yes, recycling"
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"¶ But no more death penalty"
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"¶ Unless the guy really deserves it"
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"¶ Then zap him, I'd agree"
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"¶ Or her"
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"¶ 'Cause we're for equal rights,"
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"¶ As well"
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"¶ We'll fix the world"
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"¶ Yes, every problem"
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"¶ No matter how dumb they are"
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"¶ Yes, we will solve them... ¶ (INDISTINCT WHISPERING)"
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"Guys. Guys, they're leaving."
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"Wait... What? Wait, stop! We have 10 more verses!"
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"Doughnuts! Charitable doughnuts for sale!"
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"What the..."
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"Don't be shy. All doughnuts go to barity."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Victory. My friend Terrance, he works at the Wawa."
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"He gave me all the day-old doughnuts they were gonna trash."
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"You people are eating garbage pastries."
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"Why don't you write a song about it, Bob Dylan?"
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"One glazed, please."
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"This isn't a charity. It's exchanging money for goods. It's a business."
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"You're just jealous, 'cause I'm changing the world one doughnut at a time."
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"Fine. I give up. So you admit it."
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"You're the poser, not me."
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"I just wanted to do something important,"
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"but I guess you were right."
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"(VOICE BREAKING) No one cares, and no matter how hard I try,"
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"I'll never make a difference."
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"MELLOR: Two days!"
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"It's been two long, swimless days,"
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"and our prankster still hasn't admitted to Caddyshacking the pool."
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"Until our culprit comes forward,"
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"you will all run laps every day, all period long."
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"Mirsky."
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"So, you're saying we run laps instead of swimming?"
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"That's right. Nice!"
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"Wait, hold on. Stop, stop, stop."
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"You're telling me you'd rather run laps indefinitely than get in the pool?"
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"ALL: Yeah."
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"ADAM: Yeah Yeah. That's good."
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"Well, in that case"
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"swimming for the rest of the year!"
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"We can't just swim all year. What about basketball?"
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"It'll be water basketball."
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"Dodgeball? Pool dodgeball."
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"Crab soccer? You'll be on rafts."
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"For the love of god, whoever did this, just admit it."
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"Okay, fine. I know who did it."
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"The other day after class, Adam..."
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"...made us realize it was Dave Kim."
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"What?"
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"I didn't see that coming."
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"Dave Kim, my office."
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"It's a setup! It couldn't have been me!"
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"Nougat is nuts."
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"The primary ingredient is nuts."
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"Maybe we're being a little hasty."
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"You can't protect him now, Goldfarb."
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"He made his choice."
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"Not so funny now, are you, candyman?"
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"(GROANS) Hey!"
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""Caddyshame"?"
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"Dave Kim is guilty?"
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"I cannot believe this."
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"Everybody knows Dave Kim is allergic to nuts,"
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"and nougat is nuts."
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"No, this has Adam written all over it."
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