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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Work Family (S01E01)

"ALL: 13!"
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"- 13 minus 6? - Can we please take a break?"
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"Is everything okay?"
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"I-I didn't see your class at morning recess."
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"Yeah. Yeah. No. Everything's fine."
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"Kids, turn to page 13 minus 6."
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"Seven."
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"So, the whole class is underperforming,"
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"specifically in math, so we're taking time in recess"
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"to practice to get those scores up."
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"Well, you know, it's always been my thought"
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"that if one child fails..."
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"- Mm-hmm. - ...it's on the child."
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"- Right. - But --"
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"But if all of the children fail, it's on their teacher."
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"If there's something I'm doing wrong"
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"or if it can be improved upon,"
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"I am more than happy, uh, to take some pointers."
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"Wonderful. Lunchtime."
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"You and me."
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"Yes. Sure."
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"I am more than happy to give up some of my free time"
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"to gain knowledge and better myself."
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"(chuckles)"
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"I still didn't get my answer. 13 minus 6?"
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"(students groan)"
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"That "uh" better be you thinking."
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"(thunder rumbles)"
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"Well, looks like I'm not eating today,"
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"'cause if you think I'm getting this hair wet, mnh-mnh."
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"Yep, it's gonna be vending-machine lunch."
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"- Oh. - Well, look on the bright side."
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"Now we get to all stay inside and have lunch together,"
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"which will be nice because, despite what some people say,"
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"we all love each other, like one big, happy family."
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"Ugh, what are you talking about?"
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"I told her we're work friends, and now she's doing this."
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"Well, we are work friends. What's the problem?"
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"Uh, no. No, no, no. We are a family."
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"(mockingly) "We're family.""
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"Enough with that Dominic Toretto rhetoric."
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"Th-There's a reason that there are nine of those movies."
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"Honey, family you kill for."
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"I ain't killing for any of ya. Except Barbara."
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"Look, we come here, we love our kids,"
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"we exchange some delightful repartee."
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"We are good colleagues."
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"And then we leave. There's nothing wrong with that."
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"But I just feel like it doesn't have to be that way."
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"Girl, this ain't a sorority."
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"I'm not shoplifting Plan B for you."
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"See, this is what people are trying to avoid."
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"I know."
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"I just think we should spend the time"
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"to get to know each other better."
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"(thunder rumbling, rain falling)"
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"Oh, they may not want to share,"
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"but I have ways of making people talk."
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"- (thunder crashes) - Mm."
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"I have enlisted the help of one of Abbott Elementary's finest."
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"Now, come on, come on. Show us what you got."
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"- (clears throat) - What, here?"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah, here. Get this kid."
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"Of course here. Come on. Teach us something."
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"Uh, all right."
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"Um, Farmer Hank has seven turkeys, then he buys six more."
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"How many turkeys does Farmer Hank now have?"
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"- Hmm. - Is one of the turkeys pregnant?"
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"One of my kids asked the same thing."
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"Because it's a good question,"
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"and it shows that they're using critical thinking."
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"It's irrelevant."
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"No, it might be silly to you,"
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"but to them, it might be an important question that,"
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"if they don't get it answered, they can't focus."
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"And diversions are an important part of learning."
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"Otherwise, they're just memorizing."
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"Memorization is how I learned all the states' capitals."
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"Juneau, Salem, Madison. I can keep going."
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"In my class, we do silly voice time"
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"to, you know, break up the day."
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"(high-pitched voice) And it makes learning more fun, too."
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"Okay. (laughs)"
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"Follow my lead. Here we go."
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"Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm."
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"What's happening?"
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"Oh, come on, now, son."
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"Moving those hips a little, it is not going to kill you."
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"Now, let's do this math problem again."
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"Oh, what's the turkey farmer's name?"
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"- Hank? - Yes!"
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"All right."
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"Hank has two turkeys ♪"
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"He gets two more ♪"
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"How many turkeys? ♪"
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"Hank has two turkeys ♪"
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"He gets two more ♪"
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"How many turkeys? ♪"
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"(off-key) He has four ♪"
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"(laughing) Aah! Yes!"
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"(silly voice) Or six if one of the turkeys"
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"is pregnant with twins. (silly laugh)"
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"(normal voice) See? Who told you learning can't be fun?"
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"- Mm. - Mm-hmm."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Oh, you look a m--"
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"Wait a minute. (sniffs)"
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"What is that smell?"
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"Is that..."
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"Danny Wok's makes the best chicken in all of Philly."
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"I don't know what Danny puts in that chicken, but it woks."
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"Mmm! That was very thoughtful of you."
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"Oh, oh, oh, oh!"
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"- If you want the "Wok"... - (thunder crashes)"
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"...you gotta talk."
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"Okay. So, I thought we all could play a little game"
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"to get to know each other better."
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"(all sigh)"
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"This text said that you had Danny Wok."
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"That's the only reason I'm here, Dork Dash."
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