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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - Landscaper on the Couch/Nurse's Wedding (S01E01)

"- Come on, take a deep breath."
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"This could be the best night of your life."
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"- Smear it on your face! Smear it on your face."
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"- Mom. No. Mom. Please. Don't chant."
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"guests: Smear it on your face."
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"- Oh my God! This is a nightmare."
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"Fine. Fine!"
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"- All right. At least we're having fun now!"
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"Give her a hand. That was--she's a good sport!"
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"She's a good sport. - I'm not having fun!"
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"Hi, can I stick my head in? I'm friends with everyone here."
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"- Name."
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"- It's probably under "Bus Driver.""
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"- Nope. - Try "the" bus driver."
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"- Nope. Under the Bs,"
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"I've got bus mechanic..."
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"- That's an insult. - Bus dispatch guy..."
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"- Another asshole. - Bus insurance adjuster."
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"- Okay, prick. - And bus door repairman."
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"- Bus door repairman?"
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"- Yeah, he came in dancing doing this whole thing"
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"called "the bus door." It was pretty cool."
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"- He's doing the bus door? I invented the bus door!"
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"- Oh, hey, Bus Driver. Can we talk real quick?"
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"- Sure. Yeah. I wasn't going in anywhere."
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"- All right, listen, here's the deal:"
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"I ruined the whole wedding. It's a disaster."
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"The groom took off. He's heading down the turnpike"
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"in an ice cream truck. We gotta go find him."
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"- All right, well, let's do this!"
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"Let's hunt it down."
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"- Really? That's amazing."
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"- I want to be part of this wedding."
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"If I got to chase down and hit the groom's ice cream truck,"
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"I'm okay to do that."
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"Tom, put your seatbelt on, because we are going 90,"
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"and there is a very good chance this does not end well."
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"- All right, just keep your foot on the gas."
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"He's in a slow-moving truck. We can catch him."
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"- Wait, wait! Is that him?"
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"- All right. Veer right. We got him."
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"- I'm veering my ass off. - Doug, slow down."
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"It's Tom, from the balcony. - Ah."
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"Hey, little man. What's up?"
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"- Listen, you need to reconsider."
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"You're making a terrible mistake."
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"- Oh, I agree. I should've taken the parkway."
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"But it's too late. I can't turn around."
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"- No, it's not the mistake I'm talking about."
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"I'm talking about the wedding you bailed on."
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"- Nah, too late for that."
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"I already said "the stallion rides free.""
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"It'd be embarrassing to just go back now."
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"- Doug, that is not a good reason to not get married."
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"- When you grow up, you realize you make life decisions"
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"on a lot of stupid things."
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"[honks horn]"
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"- Remember that time we went to an Italian restaurant"
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"and then screwed on my couch?"
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"- I do. That was fun."
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"Remember the time we went to the concert,"
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"and we threw churros at people,"
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"and you hit that guy in the eye?"
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"- That might have been the best night of my life."
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"And I don't know if you remember this, Principal,"
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"but I have a son."
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"- Where is Tom, by the way? I haven't seen him?"
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"- I'm sure he's around here somewhere."
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"I try not to be a "helicopter mom,""
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"as they say."
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"- All right, come on, get me closer."
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"I'm going in."
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"- This goes against"
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"almost all my bus driver training."
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"- Oh, that's dangerous. - Look at you."
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"Does this look like a man"
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"who's making the right decision?"
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"- Absolutely not."
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"- I just think you seem to like the nurse on some level."
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"- I do."
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"- You probably don't have many options out there."
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"- I don't."
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"- I can't imagine you're gonna be a big hit in Myrtle Beach."
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"- Probably not."
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"- All things considered, I think you should turn around."
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"- Wow. You are a wise little man."
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"- All right, let's-- let's go back and get married."
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"Oh, hey, Bus Driver, we're all good here."
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"You can go home."
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"- Who's that idiot? Did we invite him?"
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"- I've actually been meaning to talk to you about that."
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"There must have been a mix-up with the invites--"
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"- No time to talk. Let's turn this thing around"
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"so I can get married."
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"The stallion turns back."
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"- You're very easily swayed. Did anyone ever tell you that?"
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"[rock music]"
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"- It really wasn't that bad. - Actually, arguably,"
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"this is the worst thing that could happen at a wedding."
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"- Hello everyone! Hey! I have an announcement."
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"I tracked down the ice cream man."
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"The wedding's back on."
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"- Doug? Oh my God, thank you, Tom!"
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"Doug, come on out here."
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"- Oh, bad news, guys. He left a note..."
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"- More notes? Come on."
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""Sorry, Nurse, I bailed again."
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""The half-hour alone in the car with Tom made me realize"
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""I don't want to have kids. He's got a lot of problems."
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"The stallion rides free. Woot, woot.""
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"[rock music playing on radio]"
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"- Woot, woot!"
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"- Way to go, Tom."
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"- Are all weddings this stressful?"
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"Because I'm not enjoying myself at all."
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"- ♪ Remember there's more road ♪"
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"♪ And places to go ♪"
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"♪ Patterns to contemplate ♪"
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"♪ More people to fornicate ♪"
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"♪ And remember there's a lot of good omens ♪"
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