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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Jackie Says Cheese (S04E04)

"Hey. L'Eggo my Eggo."
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"Hey. L'Eggo my foot in your ass."
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"Oh. Good morning."
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"Oh, here, honey. I brought you something back from the hospital."
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"A lollipop."
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"Mom, I'm 17 years old."
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"Which is why I also brought you condoms."
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"Well, see, we had a teenage mom come in, and it's just..."
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"Well, you know, I worry about you."
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"That I'll get pregnant? You're not a good nurse."
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"Now, don't be a porky mouth. Oh. Here. Sexual health pamphlets."
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"I just want you to know that intercourse..."
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"is a responsibility, not just a right."
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"Okay, well, this couldn't be more uncomfortable."
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"Oh, uh, don't forget your condoms."
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"I was wrong!"
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"I can't believe he still doesn't trust me."
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"You know, that really hurts, man."
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"I'm gonna need you to hide my stash."
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"Sure. I'll put it in my dresser under my Hong Kong Phooey socks."
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"He can protect anything, because he's faster than the human eye!"
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"You guys, the funniest thing just happened to Jackie."
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"Michael, the most horrible thing just happened to me."
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"My father found out we're back together."
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"And if we don't break up, he'll never give me any money ever again."
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"Wait. If you break up with Kelso, you'll be rich?"
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"Talk about your win-win."
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"Hold on. He didn't know we were dating?"
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"Here comes the best part."
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"I mean the worst part."
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"My dad thinks you're a bad influence on me, so I kept our love a secret."
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"And now, I have to decide between you and money."
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"Gosh. It's like Sophie's Choice for morons."
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"Hey, let's take a poll."
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"Who thinks Sophie should keep Kelso?"
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"- The money? - Ooh!"
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"- You guys, this isn't a joke. - But it's funny like a joke."
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"How do I choose between something that makes my whole life complete..."
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"and you?"
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"Well, I don't know, baby, but I love you."
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"Oh, Michael, I love you too."
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"Okay, I choose love. I choose love!"
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"Yeah, aw! Okay."
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"Now get a job, because I need a ton of money."
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"Guys, I would like you to meet Point Place's new foreign exchange student, Thomas."
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"- Hey. - What's up?"
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"Hello, pretty lady with eyes like the sea."
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"No. Which sea?"
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"Okay, easy there, Casa-new-guy."
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"- Hello. - What, are you crazy?"
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"That's Nicole Mayzell. She's way out of our league."
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"Oh. Then we must be in different leagues..."
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"because I just had sex with her last night."
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"Oh-ho-ho!"
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"New foreign guy: uno. Old foreign guy: Nada."
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"This is outrageous! The closest I have come to sex..."
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"was when the football team pinned me down in the shower and made me kiss my own ass!"
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"Hey, um, if you think that's close to sex..."
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"then you're gonna be delighted with actual sex."
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"Yeah, Thomas, you should stay away from the football team for a while."
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"We wouldn't want a cutie like you to get hurt."
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"Oh, the football team loves me."
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"I'm their new placekicker!"
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"What?"
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"Oh, the room is spinning! How did you do all this?"
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"I have delightful accent."
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"So do I."
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"Yes, but a nerd with an accent is still a nerd."
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"Now, good day, sir."
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"I say "good day." Now, good day."
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"- Good day. - Good day."
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"- I said, good day! - I said, good day!"
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"- He stole that from me. - But, Fez..."
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"I said, from me!"
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"Oh, I'm out."
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"Out?"
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"I am home one night this week, and you're out?"
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"Hey, don't look at me."
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"You had a whole bag of 'em, and you wasted 'em on Eric!"
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"He's probably down there making balloon animals."
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"Well..."
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"I guess we'll just sleep."
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"Well, couldn't we just, uh..."
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"We could have a change-of-life baby!"
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"Oh, crap."
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"I'll be right back."
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"It's late. We'll talk about this tomorrow."
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"Oh, my God. My sock drawer."
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"I'm dead! He found your stash! Do you know what this means?"
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"Yeah. I get your room, and you get sent to military school."
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"Eric caught me stealing his..."
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"things."
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"That's not funny. I'm a grown man."
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"I don't go rummaging around in teenage boys' drawers..."
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"- looking for... things. - Condoms."
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"That word is forbidden!"
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"Okay. Good night."
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"- Condoms. - Quit it!"
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"I don't know. I've just always been good-looking."
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"Look at that foreign bastard..."
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"cracking up the whores."
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"Checking the score. Old foreign guy: Nada."
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"New foreign guy: dos."
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"Hey, if I pretend to say something funny, will you laugh?"
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"No."
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"That Thomas is shady."
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"But have you noticed he never says what country he's from?"
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"What country are you from?"
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"What country are you from?"
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"America."
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"Fine. Mystery solved."
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"Psst. Mom."
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"- Is Dad around? - No, I think he's upstairs."
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"Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!"
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"Love you, Mom. Thanks for breakfast. See ya tonight. Bye."
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"Psst! Kitty, Eric around?"
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"No. He just left."
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"Perfect!"
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"Red, this is just silly."
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"You can't avoid Eric forever."
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