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Clips from This Fool - Putazos (S01E01)

"DJ NOSTALGIA [over radio]: Does no one respect"
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"your busted-ass ride?"
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"Call Rent Your Rims so your wheels could have some drift."
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"Coming up next is another throwback classic from back in the day."
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"♪ Back In The Day by Ahmad A. Lewis playing over stereo ♪"
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"- Ooh! Damn! [increases volume]"
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"Yeah, I love this jam, homey."
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"Oh! I can't believe they're calling this a throwback."
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"- It's an oldie. You fools are oldies now."
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"- Tsk. You're the oldie with your ancient Mayan face, like--"
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"CHEF WILLIAMS: Old Benjamin Button face-ass."
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"I'm still young and delicious. I'm like a cupcake."
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"- Damn, I haven't felt this good in years."
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"You know, this Hugs not Thugs shit ain't that bad."
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"I actually like making cupcakes, you know, it's therapeutic."
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"Sorry I gave you a hard time at first, primo."
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"Thanks for getting me on the program."
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"JULIO: Don't even mention it."
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"We're family."
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"I got your back."
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"CHEF WILLIAMS: Damn, y'all corny."
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"♪"
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"Let's drop off these cupcakes, man."
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"- Hey, Julio!"
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"You gonna help us out or--"
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"[Julio grunts]"
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"What the fuck are you doing?"
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"- You never heard of it?"
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"It's this new thing called a stretching."
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"- What are you, the fuckin' elderly?"
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"You need a Viagra?"
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"Probably not right now 'cause we're at work but maybe later, huh?"
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"- Hey. Hey."
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"Y'all hurry the fuck up and decide whether your dicks is old or not"
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"so y'all can help me deliver these cupcakes."
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"Shit. Y'all talk more than the motherfuckin' View."
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"DAVONTE: Look at this bitch made motherfucker."
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"♪ ominous music ♪"
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"- Davonte."
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"Thought your ass would be dead by now."
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"- On the contrary, bitch."
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"As you can see, I'm alive and thriving."
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"So you one of them pink cupcake bitches now, huh?"
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"- Hey, playboy. We're called Huggers."
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"- Hey, hey, Julio."
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"I got this shit. DAVONTE: Shit."
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"You even more bitch than I remember."
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"And you was always quite the bitch."
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"[laughs] Hey, remember that time me and my boys"
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"beat your ass outside your grandma's house?"
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"- [scoffs] You must have Alzheimer's, homeboy."
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"It was outside Magic Mountain."
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"It was me and my boys who beat your ass."
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"- Dawg, that would have never happened!"
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"Black people don't fuck with Magic Mountain."
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"We Knott's Berry Farm people, fool."
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"- Nah, nah, nah. You forgot. Your ass was at Magic Mountain."
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"Maybe a sock to the face will remind your ass, huh?"
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"- Hey, hey, hey!"
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"Enough of this shit."
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"We got cupcakes to deliver."
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"- At least your old boys used to be tough."
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"Now you roll around with soft motherfuckers like this bitch."
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"Look at him. He got "rob me" face and fucked-up teeth."
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"Couldn't fight if he wanted to."
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"- Man, fuck you! - Hey, hey!"
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"We're gonna handle this shit, we're gonna do it right."
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"Imma gather my boys, you gather yours."
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"I'll meet you at the park at sunset."
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"Throw some putasos."
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"- Oh, yeah, me and my boys will be there."
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"But be warned, my boys ain't boys anymore, they're men."
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"- Yeah, my boys are soldiers."
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"- Well, my boys are warriors."
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"[Julio gasps]"
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"Bitch-ass mark."
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"- Why'd you flinch?"
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"[Julio gasps] Stop flinching!"
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"Fuck!"
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"♪ theme music playing ♪"
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"♪"
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"♪"
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"Damn, I can't wait to see my boys."
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"Haven't seen those fools in forever."
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"- You're for real gonna go fight in the park?"
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"Like you're in junior high?"
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"- Hey, if you're not down, I'll go fuckin' do it myself."
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"Guess you were lying when you said all the shit about family"
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"and always having my back, huh?"
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"- Goddamn it. Fine."
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"I'll drive you. But I'm not fuckin' fighting."
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"LUIS: [scoffs] I don't want you to throw down anyway."
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"I ain't trying to lose."
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"- Man, fuck you."
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"- Goddamn, you bitches ain't finished yet?"
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"Hurry the fuck up so I can get home in time for Judge Mathis."
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"- Dawg, you gotta get on that Judge Judy train,"
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"that bitch is mean."
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"- Nah, nah, nah, nah. Fuck that. I only support black judges."
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"Except for Clarence Thomas."
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"I hope that bitch dies."
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"- Hey, hey, hey, chef."
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"You wanna help us go fight some fools at the park?"
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"- No, no, no, no, no."
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"See that goes against every single thing that I've worked so hard to achieve."
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"- [grunts] Oh, come on, dawg, please!"
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"- A'ight, fuck it. You've convinced me."
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"- Yeah!"
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"CHEF WILLIAMS: Come on, now."
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"Yeah, we got seven more trays to go, man."
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"We've been here how long?"
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"♪ Back in the days when I was young I'm not a kid anymore ♪"
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"♪ But some days I sit ♪"
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"CHEF WILLIAMS: A'ight, so who we about to go fight?"
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"- One of my old enemies from back in the day."
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"Some bitch-ass fool named Davonte."
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"- Well, wait, there's a Hispanic dude out there named Davonte?"
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"- Nah, nah, nah, nah. He's Black."
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"- Oh, fuck that."
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