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Clips from Kicking & Screaming (2005)

"Ditka is a great coach, we understand that, but he's a football coach."
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"Understand? Right."
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"And we are still losing, Phil."
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"Okay, I understand your concern about our record,"
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"but with me it's not about win-lose."
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"We are going to win one game eventually, right?"
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"Well, we've had a rocky start,"
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"but with a strong team effort, we will win some"
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"I think."
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"Remember, there's no "I" in team."
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"But there is an "I" in win."
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"There is an "I" in win."
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"Hey, wait."
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"Uh, parents, Honey."
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"I didn't see you step up when the team was in need."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Phil is not the greatest coach in the world,"
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"I'll give you that, but at least he's trying."
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"I can defend myself, please."
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"You think he enjoys losing week after week,"
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"in front of his own son?"
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"You're making it worse. You're making it worse."
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"What's with the birds? That was weird."
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"I've got my hands full with Hunter. I don't need a bird."
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"Okay, you know what? You got me. All right?"
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"The finches were a bad idea."
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"And I wasn't going to say this, but I think some of them have salmonella."
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"A fair amount, in fact. What?"
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"I may have inadvertently poisoned your children."
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"You and I, we got something going."
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"You know, maybe we can coach the Little League together."
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"You really think that, huh? Yeah."
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"Coach Ditka? Yes?"
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"Hi. Um, uh, our son, Byong Sun, he's very shy and I was just wondering..."
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"Sure. Yeah, I'd be glad to."
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"Thank you so much."
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"How do you spell that?"
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"It's, uh, Byong Sun. B- Y..."
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"I think I got it."
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"Oh, oh, okay,"
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"Okay? Thank you."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Thanks, Phil."
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"Yeah. They're great."
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"Just a wonderful couple."
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"(Phil) Yeah."
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"Bing Bong?"
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"Hey, Philly."
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"Yeah, Dad."
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"Hey, I've been meaning to talk to you"
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"about this Ditka thing. I don't like it one bit."
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"Yeah, well, he's right here."
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"I'm not blind."
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"What, are you trying to stick it to the old man?"
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"You go to my mortal enemy for help?"
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"That's no way to talk about your neighbor."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"He's right."
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"I hated him from the first time I laid eyes on him."
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"Maybe even before that, because I know you're the guy that wrote"
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""Ditka sucks" on my driveway."
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"What are you even doing here?"
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"You're just doing this to get under my skin."
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"I'm glad you figured it out."
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"And I'm getting under your skin."
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"It's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better."
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"In your dreams."
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"Ooh."
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"Hey, why don't you take that pretty young wife of yours and go home?"
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"What did you call her?"
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"(Phil) Hey guys, please. It's a compliment."
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"I said she's lovely and she's young."
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"She's the light of my life. You don't talk about her."
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"I go home when I want."
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"It's Mike Ditka. He's big. Stay out of this."
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"I'll tell you for the last time. Hit the road!"
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"Who's gonna make me? I am."
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"You're acting like... Oh!"
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"I took a punch from Hall of Famer, Mike Ditka,"
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"and I did not go down."
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"Sure, I wobbled a bit, but I did not go down."
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"That Ditka has fists like a small truck."
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"Come here."
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"[Thumping]"
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"Okay."
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"[Groans]"
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"Yeah, you need to relax."
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"Yeah."
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"You should've seen the look on my dad's face."
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"Priceless."
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"'Cause that punch was meant for him,"
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"that's what makes me feel so good."
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"Okay, Phil, can we please not talk"
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"about your dad or Ditka tonight? Please?"
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"I... I... You just need to relax."
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"You're right. Yeah."
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"I'm sorry. Okay."
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"Yeah, I just get..."
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"[both moaning]"
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"[Sobbing]"
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"I'm in way over my head."
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"I got punched in the face and it hurt."
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"Honey, come on, the kids need a real coach."
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"Phil?"
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"Yeah?"
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"I love you."
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"What does that have to do with anything?"
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"Okay. I quit. I give up. I give up. You go talk to Ditka."
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"What for? He scares me."
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"Have you ever looked into his eyes?"
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"Or at his hair?"
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"Well, he's been coaching for a long time."
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"Share your feelings with him."
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"You want me to share my feelings of inadequacy"
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"with Mike Ditka?"
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"Uh. What else can you do?"
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"[Sighs]"
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"Okay. You're right."
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"You're right. You're always right."
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"I'm sorry. I'll go talk to him."
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