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Clips from Kicking & Screaming (2005)

"Okay? Okay."
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"And, Phil... Yeah?"
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"Try not to cry in front of him."
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"[Bawling]"
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"Hey, hey, get a grip on yourself, okay? Man up."
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"I can't."
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"You better or else I'm gettin' out of here."
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"Here, drink this coffee."
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"I don't like coffee. It's a vasoconstrictor."
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"Hey, coffee is the number one drink in the world."
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"Everybody drinks it."
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"Even little kids in Mexico drink coffee."
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"Well, I'm not a little kid in Mexico."
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"[Sobbing] Okay? In fact, I don't know who I am."
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"I took a long hard look at myself in the mirror, and you know what I saw?"
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"What?"
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"Nothing."
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"My dad, he's something."
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"I mean, I've never lived up to my dad's expectations."
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"And to top it all off, I'm letting Sam down. My own son!"
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"Ah. Hey!"
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"Ow!"
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"Knock it off. I don't care about that."
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"Why is everyone slapping me lately?"
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"Drink the coffee. It'll make you feel better."
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"I don't... I don't like..."
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"[sniffing]"
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"Um, uh,"
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"Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's good."
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"Picks you up. It calms you down."
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"It's the lifeblood that drives the dreams of champions."
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"Oh."
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"Now, you gotta tell me the problem,"
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"but if you cry, I'm out of here."
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"I... I can't do it. I can't coach. I can't beat my old man."
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"You can beat your dad! He's just a man."
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"This coaching business, Paul, is tough stuff."
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"Phil."
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"Whatever. It's tough stuff."
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"And when you lose, it all comes down on you."
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"But listen, when you put it all together,"
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"and you win, it's the greatest feeling in the world."
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"It's like winning the Super Bowl."
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"Really? Yeah, really."
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"Except, you saddled me with a bunch of stiffs."
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"Take me 3 years to get these guys shaped up."
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"I'm sorry."
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"But I got a good idea."
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"Maybe we take a shortcut, stick it to your old man real good."
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"But in order to do that, we gotta get some fresh meat."
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"Okay."
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"(Umberto) Keepa this up, you get nowhere in meat."
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"[Speaking Italian]"
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"Maria, the prosciutto. It's almost 10:00."
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"(Maria) Okay."
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"Umberto!"
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"Hey, coach."
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"Don't you worry, I got you bratwurst all ready."
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"Hello."
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"Beautiful. Grazie."
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"[Speaking Italian]"
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"Right."
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"Are your nephews working today?"
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"Uh, si, in the back."
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"Go back and take a look at these guys."
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"Really? Yeah, yeah."
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"(Umberto) Maria?"
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"[Both speaking Italian]"
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"[Whispering] Wow!"
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"Oh, they're terrific."
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"Pretty impressive, huh?"
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"[Both whooping] Yes!"
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"These kids are the right age, and they live in the district. Why not?"
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"[Speaking Italian]"
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"Uh, excuse me, mister. Your... Your two nephews..."
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"(Umberto) Si?"
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"Uh, would... would they be interested in, uh, playing soccer?"
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"Massimo e Gian Piero?"
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"(Phil) Yeah."
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"No, no, no, they not play soccer."
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"They come here to apprentice me. Yeah."
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"They have too much to learn."
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"You know, English, meat. Too much."
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"So they don't play soccer at all?"
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"[Speaking Italian]"
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"(Phil) They could learn from the American kids."
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"Don't look like that to me. Please."
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"[Speaking Italian]"
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"They play with American kids, they... they pick up English."
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"A lot... lot of famous athletes have learned English through sports."
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"Sammy Sosa. Yeah."
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"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar."
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"Leon Spinks, uh, Elvis Costello."
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"No. No."
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"Let the kids have some fun."
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"Okay! Okay!"
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"Great."
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"But remember. Meat first, then soccer."
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"Yes!"
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"I told you. Every great thing in life starts with a brat."
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"[Children chattering]"
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"[Whistling] Tigers, huddle up."
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"Get in here. Come on. Get in here, guys."
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"(Ditka) Come on. Everybody up."
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"I know we're on a five-game losing streak, but I've got good news."
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"Umberto. I've got two new players joining the team."
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"Guys, Gian Piero and Massimo."
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"Now, these boys are from Italy, okay?"
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"So they don't speak English that well."
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"We're all gonna help them learn."
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"They're apprentice butchers."
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"Did the blacksmiths and the candlestick makers not make it?"
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"Shut up."
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"I come back, pick up 5:00."
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"(Phil) 5:00. You got it. Okay."
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"[All speaking Italian]"
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"Prima what?"
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"Meat first. First!"
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"Ah, meat first. Yes, si."
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"Yes, we love meat."
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