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Clips from Kicking & Screaming (2005)

""My Child is Shy. " Yeah."
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"Thank you."
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"Good. Thank you."
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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, who's your son?"
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"Byong Sun. Oh, I see."
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"Actually, I... You know what, I don't see."
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"I'm sorry, I..."
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"Oh, wait, now I see. Wow!"
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"[Whispering] Okay."
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"We're at every game."
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"Not like a lot of the other parents."
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"No, no, no, not like the other parents at all."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Better! You're better than the other parents."
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"[Both chuckling]"
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"Oh, so they're better?"
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"No, no, I mean... I mean, they're... Well, they're different."
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"What do you mean "different"?"
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"No, I... You're different because you're better."
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"How are they better?"
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"No, look..."
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"You're both better different"
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"in a different but better way."
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"Okay. You know what, let's get the rest."
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"A little early to start playing favorites, Phil."
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"[Children yelling]"
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"Okay, guys, let's take the field."
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"[Grunts]"
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"(Sam) Get up, Dad."
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"(Hunter) Nice fall."
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"[Children whooping]"
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"Hold up!"
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"(Ambrose) Love it, yeah!"
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"Grab a ball!"
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"Here we go. Fan out. Form a circle here."
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"Great. Okay, now,"
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"I don't know, it may just be me,"
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"but, uh, I really got a feeling like we could catch fire"
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"and have a great season. Huh?"
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"Now, who's with me?"
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"[Whoops]"
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"It's electric in the air! Yeah!"
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"Thank you for that show of enthusiasm."
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"Uh, well, I... I thought we would just start, uh, today by going around,"
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"introducing yourselves, and telling me"
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"your... your strengths on the soccer field."
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"All right."
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"Start with you."
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"Hey, I'm Hunter."
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"Hey, Hunter. I'm Phil."
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"Hi, Phil. Uh, I-I'll eat this worm for $5."
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"How would that help us?"
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"I'd have an extra $5?"
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"No, you're not going to eat that, are you?"
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"Ugh!"
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"[Clears throat]"
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"Did you just eat that?"
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"Yeah, I ate it."
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"Now you owe me $5."
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"I didn't agree to pay you $5."
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"Forget it. Pass it to someone else."
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"I'm Byong Sun."
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"(Phil) Hi, Byong Sun."
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"I am a very kind person."
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"Oh, that's sweet. That's very sweet."
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"Anything that relates to soccer?"
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"No, sir."
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"You know, maybe you and Ambrose could... could team up."
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"He's big. You... You might form one mega-person."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Okay, forget that I just said that."
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"Uh, pass it to... to someone else."
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"I'm Mark Avery."
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"You know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong."
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"You dig, cracker? You feel me?"
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"W- What does that mean?"
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"I really don't know."
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"I heard it on a rap video once."
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"Oh."
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"But, I'm, like, really funny. I got like a million jokes."
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"Great. Okay, yeah. I'd love to hear one. Shoot."
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"Remember when you called us out"
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"onto the field and you fell over?"
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"Right. Yeah?"
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"[Chuckling]"
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"Man! I got you good!"
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"[All laughing]"
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"Somebody call the burn unit. I got you bad!"
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"How did I get burned?"
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"Apparently, I don't get it, okay."
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"Doesn't matter."
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"Uh, you know what? Let's just do some drills."
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"Now, this one,"
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"all the great players have done at one time or another."
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"It's called "the snake.""
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"Player in the back dribbles the ball"
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"in a weaving fashion around the player"
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"and stops 3 feet from the first player."
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"[Children yelling]"
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"Hey!"
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"[Blowing whistle]"
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"Okay, that's not the snake."
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"##[Holla by Baha Men playing]"
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"Uh..."
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"# We got the rhythm, we got the most fun ##"
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"Honey, it was your first practice."
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"It'll get better."
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"No, it's gonna get worse."
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"You need to give it some time, Phil."
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"No. I already know. It was awful."
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"The kids were just running around."
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"They weren't listening to me."
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"They were like 4- foot whirling dervishes."
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"And I don't even know what a whirling dervish is,"
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"but that's... that's what they were like."
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"You know why? 'Cause I'm not a coach."
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"Okay? I don't know what I'm doing."
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"My dad. He's a coach. He knows the game."
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"He's confident, he's smart,"
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"witty, dynamic, vicious, brutal, vindictive."
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