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Clips from Kicking & Screaming (2005)

"A monster."
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"And he will win through intimidation"
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"and forceful tactics if need be."
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"I'm not like that."
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"In fact, I don't know anyone like that."
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"Do you?"
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"So, Paul, what's on your mind?"
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"Uh, actually, it's Phil."
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"You mean, it's not Paul?"
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"No, it's Phil."
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"What's the difference? Come on. Spit it out."
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"Uh, here it is."
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"(Diana) Mike!"
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"Hold this."
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"[Footsteps approaching]"
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"Oh, no. No, no, we do not allow smoking in the house."
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"I- I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka."
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"Here, I'll get rid of it, honey."
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"Anyway, uh, I-I'm coaching my son's soccer team."
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"And... And I... I didn't know if you might be willing to help."
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"Soccer?"
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"Actually, uh, I... I want you to assistant coach."
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"Your assistant coach?"
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"You really don't know who I am, do you?"
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"You're right. Silly idea."
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"I just... I just need some help"
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"and you're such a great coach."
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"My dad's gonna be riding me all season, so I just..."
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"Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, your dad?"
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"You mean I get to coach against your dad?"
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"Well, yeah."
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"(Diana) Mike, I smell smoke!"
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"Nobody's smokin'!"
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"Mike! For Pete's sake!"
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"So, like, it's me and you against your old man?"
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"I mean, there are other teams."
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"Gotcha!"
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"No smoking means no smokin'!"
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"Okay, come on, Phil."
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"I'll throw this out the window, honey."
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"Uh, I-I'm sorry, Mrs. D... I'm sorry."
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"You should be."
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"It's a nasty, filthy habit."
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"Hey."
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"You can count me in."
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"Really?"
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"Let's bring your old man down. Oh, great."
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"[People chattering]"
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"(boy) Give me a drink."
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"It's just a great group. Okay, uh, Tigers."
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"[Blowing whistle]"
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"Look who's here."
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"I'll give you a hint."
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"Hall of Fame?"
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"Chicago Bears?"
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"Sammy Sosa?"
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"No, no, no. Come on."
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"No, football."
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"Coached the 1986..."
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"'85."
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"Uh, '85 Bears to a Super Bowl victory?"
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"It's Mike Ditka."
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"[People applauding] Yeah."
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"Do you know Sammy Sosa?"
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"Hey, zip it, kid!"
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"I'm a coach that knows about winning."
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"I'm gonna push you guys like you've never been pushed before."
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"Some of you are gonna wish I was dead."
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"It's true."
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"I know it's a weird thought, but it's true."
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"I eat quitters for breakfast and I spit out their bones."
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"Delicious."
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"Now this is gonna be the hardest most difficult thing"
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"you ever attempted in your entire life."
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"You know what when it's over... It will get emotional."
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"When it's over... When it's over..."
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"...you guys are gonna be champions. Champions."
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"By God, you're gonna be champions."
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"All right, everybody up. Come on."
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"Come on, hands in."
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"Come on, everybody. Let's go out and kick some butt."
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"Here we go. On three. Let's have fun."
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"(all) One, two, three. Let's have fun."
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""Let's have fun?" What's that?"
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"I just made it up."
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"On the ground, give me the pushups, come on."
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"If you guys were with the Bears,"
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"I'd fine you each $10,000 apiece."
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"This calls for some drastic measures."
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"We're gonna make some changes around here."
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"Come on, move it. Move it! Faster! Faster!"
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"(Byong Sun) Faster. Faster."
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"Move it! Move it! Put some pressure on those legs!"
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"(Byong Sun) Faster. Faster."
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"No candy! Your mother said you can't have any candy!"
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"Please. Give me it back."
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"No candy. Please. No. Please?"
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"Hey! I got eyes in the back of my head."
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"[All groaning] Come on, girls. You gotta move it."
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"You gotta move it. All the way!"
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"Come on, move it. Move it."
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"But, coach, how is this gonna help me with soccer?"
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"It's not gonna help you with soccer,"
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"but I'm gonna get my trash taken out, okay?"
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"Come on, Beyonce, let's get that back end done."
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"Uh, Coach? Shouldn't we be going to soccer practice?"
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"I'm not going to soccer practice with a dirty car."
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"[Whistle blowing]"
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"Here we go, gang. Let's go, Tigers. Come on."
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"Let's go get them."
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"(Ditka) Come on, kick butt out there."
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"You're great."
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"[Whistle blows]"
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"Hey, Sam."
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"Yeah?"
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"What is it, Dad? How you doing?"
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"Good. Good. Good."
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"Ow!"
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"What was that for? Jeez!"
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"Did you just kick your son?"
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