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Clips from The Jeffersons - George's Diploma (S03E03)

"♪ Well, we're movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To a deluxe apartment In the sky ♪"
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"♪ Movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ We finally got A piece of the pie ♪"
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"♪ Fish don't fry In the kitchen ♪"
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"♪ Beans don't burn On the grill ♪"
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"♪ Took a whole lot of tryin' ♪"
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"♪ Just to get up that hill ♪"
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"♪ Now we're up In the big leagues ♪"
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"♪ Gettin' our turn at bat ♪"
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"♪ As long as we live It's you and me, baby ♪"
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"♪ There ain't nothin' Wrong with that ♪"
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"♪ Well, we're movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To a deluxe apartment In the sky ♪"
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"♪ Movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ We've finally got A piece of the pie ♪"
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"Hey, hey, hey, Weezy!"
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"Mwah!"
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"How was everything down in Charlie's Bar?"
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"Who told you I was in Charlie's Bar?"
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"You did, the minute you said, "Hey, Weezy!""
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"You'll never guess what I picked up today."
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"If it's catching, don't bring it in here."
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"It's a riddle I can win bets with."
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"It cost me a buck, but it was worth it."
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"See if you can figure this one out:"
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"Now, these two dudes live next door to each other, see."
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"Now one dude raises chickens"
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"and the other dude hates chickens."
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"What kind of chickens?"
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"Leghorns or Rhode Island Reds?"
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"What difference does that make?"
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"Lots."
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"My mother used to say Rhode Island Reds were fatter"
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"because they didn't have to walk as far to get to New York."
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"That was one of our family jokes, George."
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"Mother used to say..."
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"Look, you gonna let me finish my riddle or not?"
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"I'm listening, aren't I?"
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"Well, try listening with your mouth closed."
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"Okay, now. So one day,"
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"this rooster breaks over into the yard of the guy"
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"who hates chickens and lays an egg."
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"What color was the egg? White or brown?"
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"What difference does the color make, white or brown?"
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"One color's just as good as the other."
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"Just remember that the next time the Willises come down."
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"Weezy. I'm sorry, George."
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"I'm just trying to get the facts."
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"I'm giving you all the facts you need!"
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"Now... even though he don't raise chickens,"
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"the chicken-hater claims that the egg is his"
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"because it's laid in his yard."
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"Now the big question is, who owns the egg?"
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"Would you repeat that?"
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"I ain't telling it again!"
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"All right."
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"Uh... the man who raises the chickens."
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"Wrong. There ain't no egg."
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"But you said..."
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"I said a rooster went into the yard."
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"Roosters don't lay eggs!"
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"If you paid a dollar for that riddle,"
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"then you just laid an egg."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, you didn't get it."
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"And neither will Florence. Watch."
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"Careful, George. She won all the other bets."
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"Oh, that's 'cause she's just lucky, that's all."
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"This time I'm gonna nail her."
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"Hey, hey, Florence! Hi."
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"Mmmm-mm!"
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"Dinner sure smells good."
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"It'll smell even better after I start cooking it."
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"All you smell so far is raw potatoes."
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"Ah. Well, I never smelled"
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"raw potatoes that smelled better."
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"What you up to?"
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"Nothing. I just came to see how you were."
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"Oh, by the way..."
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"I heard a good riddle today."
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"You'll never get this one."
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"I bet you I can."
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"Okay. Five bucks says you won't."
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"Five bucks? Ain't that a little high?"
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"What, are you scared?"
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"Not as long as I'm still playing with your money, I ain't."
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"You got yourself a bet."
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"Okay. Now..."
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"these two dudes live next door to each other, see."
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"Now one raises chickens, the other one hates chickens."
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"One day a rooster breaks into the yard"
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"of the guy who hates chickens and lays an egg."
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"The guy who hates chickens claims the egg is his"
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"because it was laid in his yard."
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"Now the big question is..."
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"who owns the egg?"
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"That's a hard one."
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"Yeah, I don't know whose egg that is."
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"Tough toenails."
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"Because where I come from,"
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"roosters don't lay no eggs."
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"Lord!"
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"Oh, woman, you ain't so slick."
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"Well, at least you stumped me, George."
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"One out of two ain't bad."
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"That Florence has got a personality problem."
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"No wonder people don't like her."
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"What people?"
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"Me."
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"Oh, George, you're impossible. I'm going up to see Helen."
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"Oh, Florence, you can put the dinner on now."
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"I'll be back in a couple of minutes."
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"Okay."
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"Why do you have to go out now?"
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"I hate hanging around a loser."
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"So long, Pop. Wait a minute, Lionel."
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