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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Engrave Trouble (S01E01)

"Um... how about a lovely, lovely..."
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"( sneezes violently )"
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"My friend's allergic to flowers."
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"Only certain flowers."
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"Does he like artificial flowers?"
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"He thinks they're gauche."
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"All right, I'll take an antihistamine."
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"Wally, I need a favor from your other line of work."
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"Louie's pawnshop was robbed this afternoon."
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"Again?"
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"Yeah."
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"I need some water."
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"Here."
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"And my friend had something taken out of it."
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"He has to get it back."
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"OSCAR: You got enough?"
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"Yes."
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"Well, I don't know, Oscar."
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"You'll find most of your serious thieves"
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"are reticent to give things back."
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"You see, they go to all the trouble of stealing."
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"Oh, come on, Wally, give me a break, will ya?"
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"I give you good tips at the races, don't I?"
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"Well, yes, and you always say such nice things"
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"about my flowers on the winning horses."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"Horses win races"
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"just so they can wear your wreaths of flowers."
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"You're lying, but I love it."
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"Yes, yes, I have some contacts."
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"Good, good, listen, give me a couple, will ya?"
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"Oscar, when one writes things down, other ones can read them."
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"One is sorry."
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"I lost my head."
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"You almost did."
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"Yes, I think Bill Green"
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"might know who pulled this heist."
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"That's his neighborhood."
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"He likes it because it's near the dog pound."
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"The dog pound?"
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"Yes, he's crazy for dogs... Dogs and money."
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"We have to have the watch"
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"in two or three hours."
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"Everybody's in a rush except flowers."
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"I'll do my best, hmm?"
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"Thank you... thanks for the water."
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"That's a very cute cup."
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"Ah, thank you, yes, I had that made."
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"Really? Where?"
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"I have a cup maker on Third Avenue."
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"Oh, will you stop that?"
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"Thanks, Wally."
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"( Oscar scolding Felix indistinctly )"
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"Are you in the right apartment?"
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"I must be in the wrong apartment."
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"You're Unger, right?"
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"You know me?"
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"I already met Madison."
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"You did?"
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"Oscar, are you all right?"
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"OSCAR: Oh, I see you two have met."
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"Bill Green, this is Felix Unger."
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"You remember, Wally said he was gonna send over"
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"a nice guy for us to meet."
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"Oh, how good of you to come"
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"on such short notice."
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"Cigar?"
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"What about it?"
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"I, uh..."
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"think it's gone out, that's all."
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"No, it hasn't."
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"I guess, I'm wrong."
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"Let's get down to business."
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"Okay, I know who took your watch."
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"You do?"
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"He does."
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"Oh, that's great... Give me his number"
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"and I'll call him."
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"Your friend hasn't been around too long, has he?"
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"Felix, I'm afraid it's not that simple."
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"Why not?"
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"I'm a businessman, Unger!"
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"Listen, people lose things, I find them."
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"They pay me for them."
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"That's capitalism!"
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"I dig."
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"I'll bet you want a reward, don't you?"
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"I'm going to give it to you... in advance."
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"Small bills, please."
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"Five fives small enough?"
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"Yeah."
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"Where's... where's the zeros?"
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"Zeros?"
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"Zeros!"
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"$25 pays for a couple minutes of my time."
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"You want the watch, it'll cost you $2,500."
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"The whole watch didn't cost $2,500."
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"Now, wait a minute."
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"Look, he doesn't have much money."
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"Give him a break."
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"Give him a break?"
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"Oh, that's great, give him a break."
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"I wish somebody would give me a break some time!"
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"What, do you think guys in my profession"
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"ain't hit by inflation?"
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"You know how much money it costs"
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"to store stolen goods?"
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"Money is tight!"
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"We understand that,"
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"but this may be his last chance"
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"to get back with Gloria."
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"Who's Gloria?"
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"The sweetest, most wonderful woman"
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"who's ever lived."
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"His ex-wife."
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"See, he gave her the watch on their first anniversary."
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"FELIX: 12 years we were happy together."
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"12 years."
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"And then one day the whole thing... over."
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"I'm sorry, Unger, but..."
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