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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Engrave Trouble (S01E01)

"You know what that does to a man..."
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"To lose his wife and the home they built together?"
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"Tell him about your dog, Felix."
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"I wish you could've seen my family."
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"I'll show you a picture."
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"Show him a picture of your dog."
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"Show me the dog."
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"Look at that."
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"Aw... aw, that's nice."
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"He's got a snapshot of his dog."
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"I love dogs."
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"Here's a picture of my wife and kids"
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"in front of the Christmas tree."
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"Isn't that a lovely family?"
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"And a beautiful dog."
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"Cute kids... What are their names?"
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"Leonard and Edna."
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"And Spot."
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"( mock growls )"
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"That's my wife, Gloria"
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"and our new wall-to-wall carpeting."
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"Where's the dog?"
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"Felix never lets the dog on the carpet."
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"You know something?"
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"I just went through a divorce."
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"I sure miss my family."
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"You have a family?"
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"What?"
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"Crooks can't have a family?"
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"If you prick us, do we not bleed?"
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"If you tickle us, do we not laugh?"
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"If we miss an alimony payment,"
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"do we not hear from our ex-wives?"
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"Oh, he was... Oh, boy, was he married."
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"Sure like to get back with my ex."
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"Why don't you get back with her?"
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"She's in prison."
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"All right, Unger."
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"I don't know how much good"
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"it's going to do with your ex,"
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"but I'll do my best with the watch."
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"Well, like I said, he doesn't have much money."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"Money ain't everything, even to a capitalist."
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"I'll keep the five fives for expenses."
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"That's very decent of you."
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"Just don't spread it around."
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"When do you think"
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"I could get the watch?"
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"I need it tonight."
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"I'll... I'll try for tonight."
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"There's a little problem."
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"The guy that stole it gave it to his girlfriend."
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"When she hears my story,"
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"don't you think she'll want me to have it back?"
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"Yeah, I think so."
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"But she really likes that mouse with the cheese, you know?"
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"That's a bear with a jar of honey."
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"That's what I said, whatever it is."
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"I don't know, I only know dogs."
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"Listen, um... 5:00."
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"Yeah?"
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"You be in your elevator."
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"Your watch will be there."
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"Why do you leave it in the elevator?"
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"Why don't you bring it up to...?"
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"What am I, a delivery boy?"
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"I got other things to do to make money"
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"to make up for my sentimental gestures."
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"Five fives... what is that?"
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"Oh, another thing."
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"Uh, listen."
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"You know, uh..."
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"you shouldn't keep the dog off the carpet."
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"It's discrimination."
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"They sense that."
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"Nice."
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"Come on, Felix, will you hurry up?"
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"Come on, come on."
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"Where is he? Where?"
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"He's not here."
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"Will you take off that stupid...?"
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"What do we do, push a button?"
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"No, don't push anything."
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"He said be here, don't do anything."
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"Why do you suppose he's being so secretive?"
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"The guy who stole it is probably hot."
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"He's got to lay low for awhile."
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"Just be thankful you're getting the watch back."
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"Be cool, Felix, be cool."
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"Oh..."
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"FELIX: Where do you think we're going?"
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"The contact's probably waiting"
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"on another floor."
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"When the elevator stops,"
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"the door's will open."
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"The contact will come in and give us the watch."
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"Felix, will you relax?"
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"I've never done anything like this before."
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"I don't usually hold business meetings in elevators myself."
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"This elevator's tacky and drab."
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"FELIX: We're not getting anywhere."
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"I've got $9.34 worth of meat up there"
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"that's going to be ruined."
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"Take it easy, will you, Felix?"
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"Now this may be it, but we've got to be cool,"
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"now really cool this time."
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"Okay?"
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"Do you guys live in the building?"
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"BOTH: Yes, yes, we do."
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"Good, I have something for you."
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"Ooh, I told you we'd get it, didn't I?"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"That's a toothbrush."
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"He's a salesman!"
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"I've heard of these brushes."
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"These are excellent."
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"Thank you!"
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"Hurry up, will you, Felix?"
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"Somebody might push the buzzer."
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