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Clips from Cheers - The Heart Is a Lonely Snipehunter (S03E03)

AND SAMMY MADE UP THIS TERRIFIC SNIPE CALL--

"AND SAMMY MADE UP THIS TERRIFIC SNIPE CALL--"

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BRRR-AA-AA-AA- OOH-OOH.

"BRRR-AA-AA-AA- OOH-OOH."

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ACTUALLY, SOMEBODY ELSE MADE THAT UP.

"ACTUALLY, SOMEBODY ELSE MADE THAT UP."

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YOU COULD HEAR HIM DOING IT FROM MILES AWAY.

"YOU COULD HEAR HIM DOING IT FROM MILES AWAY."

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BRRAA-AA-AA- OOH-OOH.

"BRRAA-AA-AA- OOH-OOH."

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IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ABANDONED FRASIER IN THE WOODS?

"IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ABANDONED FRASIER IN THE WOODS?"

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WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER WAY OF PUTTING IT,

"WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER WAY OF PUTTING IT,"

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BUT IT DOESN'T SOUND AS FUNNY THAT WAY.

"BUT IT DOESN'T SOUND AS FUNNY THAT WAY."

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OF ALL THE IMMATURE, LOW-MINDED,

"OF ALL THE IMMATURE, LOW-MINDED,"

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ABERRANT BEHAVIOR EVER EXHIBITED HERE,

"ABERRANT BEHAVIOR EVER EXHIBITED HERE,"

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THIS IS THE LOWEST, SAM.

"THIS IS THE LOWEST, SAM."

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WHOA! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SAM"?

"WHOA! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SAM"?"

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YOU'RE THE RINGLEADER! YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED IT!

"YOU'RE THE RINGLEADER! YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED IT!"

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THESE LEMMINGS DON'T HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN.

"THESE LEMMINGS DON'T HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN."

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SHE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW, SAM.

"SHE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW, SAM."

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SAD BUT TRUE, SAMMY.

"SAD BUT TRUE, SAMMY."

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SHE IS NOT!

"SHE IS NOT!"

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OF COURSE NOT. WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS.

"OF COURSE NOT. WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS."

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HEY, WOULD YOU GUYS GIVE--

"HEY, WOULD YOU GUYS GIVE--"

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OH, COME ON! YOU'RE OVERREACTING HERE, DIANE.

"OH, COME ON! YOU'RE OVERREACTING HERE, DIANE."

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IT'S A HARMLESS LITTLE PRANK, THAT'S ALL.

"IT'S A HARMLESS LITTLE PRANK, THAT'S ALL."

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ALL GUYS FALL FOR IT. IT'S FUN!

"ALL GUYS FALL FOR IT. IT'S FUN!"

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DID YOU EVER FALL FOR IT?

"DID YOU EVER FALL FOR IT?"

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WELL, NO, NOT PERSONALLY,

"WELL, NO, NOT PERSONALLY,"

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BUT I KNOW A LOT OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS HAVE,

"BUT I KNOW A LOT OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS HAVE,"

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AND BOY, DID THEY HAVE A TERRIFIC TIME.

"AND BOY, DID THEY HAVE A TERRIFIC TIME."

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Man: YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN KIND OF GUY.

"Man: YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN KIND OF GUY."

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YEAH. A REAL DINK.

"YEAH. A REAL DINK."

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HA HA HA!

"HA HA HA!"

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THANKS A LOT, CARLA.

"THANKS A LOT, CARLA."

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OH, COME ON! LOOK, FRASIER'S GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR.

"OH, COME ON! LOOK, FRASIER'S GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR."

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I BET HE'S UP IN THE WOODS RIGHT NOW

"I BET HE'S UP IN THE WOODS RIGHT NOW"

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LAUGHING HIMSELF SILLY.

"LAUGHING HIMSELF SILLY."

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I AM SURE THAT HE IS NOT.

"I AM SURE THAT HE IS NOT."

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UH...

"UH..."

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LIKE MANY WHO ENTER THE PSYCHIATRIC PROFESSION,

"LIKE MANY WHO ENTER THE PSYCHIATRIC PROFESSION,"

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FRASIER IS A SENSITIVE AND TRUSTING MAN.

"FRASIER IS A SENSITIVE AND TRUSTING MAN."

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YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIS TRUST.

"YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIS TRUST."

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HE TURNED TO YOU FOR A MUCH-NEEDED DAY OF RELAXATION,

"HE TURNED TO YOU FOR A MUCH-NEEDED DAY OF RELAXATION,"

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AND INSTEAD, YOU GAVE HIM THIS--

"AND INSTEAD, YOU GAVE HIM THIS--"

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A CRUEL MALICIOUS, DESTRUCTIVE, MORONIC PRANK!

"A CRUEL MALICIOUS, DESTRUCTIVE, MORONIC PRANK!"

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A GOOD-NATURED, FUN,

"A GOOD-NATURED, FUN,"

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CHARACTER-BUILDING, MORONIC PRANK.

"CHARACTER-BUILDING, MORONIC PRANK."

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HA HA HA!

"HA HA HA!"

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IF THERE'S A SHRED OF DECENCY LEFT AMONG YOU,

"IF THERE'S A SHRED OF DECENCY LEFT AMONG YOU,"

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YOU'LL GO BACK AND FIND HIM.

"YOU'LL GO BACK AND FIND HIM."

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I'LL GO.

"I'LL GO."

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THANK YOU FOR THAT BRIEF FLASH OF HUMANITY.

"THANK YOU FOR THAT BRIEF FLASH OF HUMANITY."

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS."

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SO YOU'RE HERE.

"SO YOU'RE HERE."

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I'M FURIOUS WITH ALL OF YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME!

"I'M FURIOUS WITH ALL OF YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME!"

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FRASIER, I CAN EX--

"FRASIER, I CAN EX--"

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WHY DID YOU INTRODUCE ME TO THAT INTOXICATING SPORT?

"WHY DID YOU INTRODUCE ME TO THAT INTOXICATING SPORT?"

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I'M POSITIVELY HOOKED ON IT!

"I'M POSITIVELY HOOKED ON IT!"

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BRRAA-DA-DA-DA-AAH!

"BRRAA-DA-DA-DA-AAH!"

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I WAS HOPING YOU'D COME BACK HERE WHEN YOU COULDN'T FIND ME,

"I WAS HOPING YOU'D COME BACK HERE WHEN YOU COULDN'T FIND ME,"

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AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

"AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE."

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AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS IN THE POSITION,

"AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS IN THE POSITION,"

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I HEARD SOME SNIPE RUSTLING IN THE BUSH,

"I HEARD SOME SNIPE RUSTLING IN THE BUSH,"

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SO I WENT OFF TO PURSUE THEM, AND I GOT LOST IN THE WOODS.

"SO I WENT OFF TO PURSUE THEM, AND I GOT LOST IN THE WOODS."

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I SCRAMBLED ABOUT FOR A WHILE

"I SCRAMBLED ABOUT FOR A WHILE"

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UNTIL I HEARD THE SOUND OF CARS ON THE HIGHWAY,

"UNTIL I HEARD THE SOUND OF CARS ON THE HIGHWAY,"

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SO I FLAGGED DOWN AN 18-WHEELER AND MADE MY WAY BACK TO SAFETY,

"SO I FLAGGED DOWN AN 18-WHEELER AND MADE MY WAY BACK TO SAFETY,"

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BUT GOOD FRIENDS, I'M SORRY; I LET YOU DOWN.

"BUT GOOD FRIENDS, I'M SORRY; I LET YOU DOWN."

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IT'S THE LAST THING I WANTED TO DO.

"IT'S THE LAST THING I WANTED TO DO."

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FRASIER, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?

"FRASIER, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?"

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ALL RIGHT? DIANE, I'M AGLOW! I'M TRANSPORTED!

"ALL RIGHT? DIANE, I'M AGLOW! I'M TRANSPORTED!"

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OF COURSE, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

"OF COURSE, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND."

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IT HAS TO DO WITH THE UNSPOKEN BOND BETWEEN MEN.

"IT HAS TO DO WITH THE UNSPOKEN BOND BETWEEN MEN."

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OW!

"OW!"

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SORRY. I'M A LITTLE EMOTIONAL.

"SORRY. I'M A LITTLE EMOTIONAL."

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COACH, SET UP MY BUDDIES.

"COACH, SET UP MY BUDDIES."

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I WANT TO DRINK TO THE CAMARADERIE OF THIS NIGHT.

"I WANT TO DRINK TO THE CAMARADERIE OF THIS NIGHT."

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OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, FRASIER.

"OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, FRASIER."

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HEY, HEY, HE WANTS TO BUY HIS FRIENDS A DRINK, COME ON.

"HEY, HEY, HE WANTS TO BUY HIS FRIENDS A DRINK, COME ON."

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AS YOU KNOW, IT IS THE BAGGER'S PREROGATIVE.

"AS YOU KNOW, IT IS THE BAGGER'S PREROGATIVE."

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AH! WHAT A MARVELOUS TRADITION!

"AH! WHAT A MARVELOUS TRADITION!"

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LET'S DRINK TO IT!

"LET'S DRINK TO IT!"

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FRASIER, MAY I HAVE A WORD IN PRIVATE WITH YOU?

"FRASIER, MAY I HAVE A WORD IN PRIVATE WITH YOU?"

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IT'S ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT.

"IT'S ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT."

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NOT NOW, DIANE. YOU'RE INTERFERING WITH MALE BONDING.

"NOT NOW, DIANE. YOU'RE INTERFERING WITH MALE BONDING."

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TO SNIPE HUNTING, THE MOST HUMANE OF SPORTS--

"TO SNIPE HUNTING, THE MOST HUMANE OF SPORTS--"

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NO GUNS, NO KNIVES, JUST A MAN AND A PLAIN, SIMPLE BAG.

"NO GUNS, NO KNIVES, JUST A MAN AND A PLAIN, SIMPLE BAG."

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LIKE YOU AND DIANE.

"LIKE YOU AND DIANE."

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HA HA!

"HA HA!"

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FRASIER--

"FRASIER--"

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OH, COME ON, DIANE.

"OH, COME ON, DIANE."

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GUYS MAKE JOKES ABOUT THEIR MATES. RIGHT, GUYS?

"GUYS MAKE JOKES ABOUT THEIR MATES. RIGHT, GUYS?"

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RIGHT. RIGHT.

"RIGHT. RIGHT."

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YOU PROBABLY ALL THINK I'M BEING A BIT MANIC ABOUT THIS,

"YOU PROBABLY ALL THINK I'M BEING A BIT MANIC ABOUT THIS,"

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BUT THE FACT IS, I HAVEN'T SPENT THAT MUCH TIME OUT OF DOORS

"BUT THE FACT IS, I HAVEN'T SPENT THAT MUCH TIME OUT OF DOORS"

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IN MY LIFE, AND I WAS EXHILARATED BY IT.

"IN MY LIFE, AND I WAS EXHILARATED BY IT."

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IT WAS A REVELATION TO ME HOW QUIET IT WAS.

"IT WAS A REVELATION TO ME HOW QUIET IT WAS."

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I HEARD AN OWL FOR THE FIRST TIME.

"I HEARD AN OWL FOR THE FIRST TIME."

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YOU KNOW, I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY

"YOU KNOW, I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY"

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GUYS GET HUNG UP ON GOING TO THE WOODS-- CAMPING, FISHING.

"GUYS GET HUNG UP ON GOING TO THE WOODS-- CAMPING, FISHING."

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YEAH, YEAH. JUST WAIT TILL THE FIRST TIME YOU COME BACK HOME

"YEAH, YEAH. JUST WAIT TILL THE FIRST TIME YOU COME BACK HOME"

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WITH A SNIPE STRAPPED TO THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR.

"WITH A SNIPE STRAPPED TO THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR."

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YEAH. THAT'S THE THRILL OF A LIFETIME.

"YEAH. THAT'S THE THRILL OF A LIFETIME."

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YEAH. MY ONE REGRET IS WE DIDN'T GET A SNIPE,

"YEAH. MY ONE REGRET IS WE DIDN'T GET A SNIPE,"

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AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

"AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT."

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I LET YOU GUYS DOWN.

"I LET YOU GUYS DOWN."

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NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T DISAPPOINT US, FRASIER.

"NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T DISAPPOINT US, FRASIER."

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AS A MATTER OF FACT, IF THERE'S ONE THING YOU DIDN'T DO,

"AS A MATTER OF FACT, IF THERE'S ONE THING YOU DIDN'T DO,"

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IT WAS DISAPPOINT US.

"IT WAS DISAPPOINT US."

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UH...I THINK IT'S TIME

"UH...I THINK IT'S TIME"

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THAT WE TOLD YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING HERE, FRASIER.

"THAT WE TOLD YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING HERE, FRASIER."

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THE FELLOWS AND I--

"THE FELLOWS AND I--"

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FRASIER, I HATE TO INTERRUPT,

"FRASIER, I HATE TO INTERRUPT,"

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BUT I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD GO FRESHEN UP.

"BUT I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD GO FRESHEN UP."

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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, DIANE. I'M FILTHY!

"OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, DIANE. I'M FILTHY!"

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OH, OH, AND, UH...

"OH, OH, AND, UH..."

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I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR...

"I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR..."

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WELL, CARING ENOUGH TO INCLUDE ME TONIGHT.

"WELL, CARING ENOUGH TO INCLUDE ME TONIGHT."

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[LAUGHTER]

"[LAUGHTER]"

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OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

"OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT."

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THAT GUY IS A BIGGER BOOB THAN CLIFF!

"THAT GUY IS A BIGGER BOOB THAN CLIFF!"

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NO ARGUMENT HERE.

"NO ARGUMENT HERE."

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SO WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM THERE? I WAS...

"SO WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM THERE? I WAS..."

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I WAS JUST GOING TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH.

"I WAS JUST GOING TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH."

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