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Clips from Megamind

"Okay, now you tell one."
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"Bernard, I never knew you were so funny."
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"And, I never heard you laugh before."
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"Yeah, it's been a while."
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"Feels pretty good."
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"*Mr. Blue, you did it right.*"
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"And, exit."
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"*Now his hand is on your shoulder*"
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"*Never mind*"
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"*I'll remember you this, *"
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"*I'll remember you this way.*"
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"You don't get out much, do you?"
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"Fun!"
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"I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid."
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"It was one of my favorite things to do."
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"Now look at it."
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"It's a dump."
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"*Hey Mr. Blue, we're so please to be with you.*"
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"Why are we cleaning up the City, sir?"
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"Um, well we don't want to battle our new hero in a dump, now...do we?"
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"They're all back."
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"But how, why?"
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"Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all."
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"That's it. Be free, my beautiful dove."
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"Wa haoooo"
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"Okay, okay, Metro Man and I, were never a couple."
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"But I thought you two were..."
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"I know, everybody did. It's just, well he was never really my type."
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"Really?"
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"Okay, now you tell me something."
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"Something you've never told anyone."
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"Well, in shh-school."
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"None of the other kids really liked me."
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"I was always last one picked for everything."
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"Hmm, it's to bad that we didn't go to the same school."
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"Hal, I think you're ready for this."
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"Do I have a son?"
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"No, Hal, you make me laugh."
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"It stretches, it's for you."
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"Hey, what's the 'T' stand for?"
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"Titan."
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"Tighten? What's that suppose to mean?"
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"It was the only name I could trademark."
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"Oh."
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"Do you have someone special in your life, Hal?"
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"No not yet, but."
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"There's this really, really good looking one I've got my eye on, currently."
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"That's very good. Romance is very inspiring."
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"-That's what I hear. -All you have to do, is save her."
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"And she'll be yours."
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"-Who want's Churro's? -I do!"
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"Thanks spaced out, momma."
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"On the count of three, unsheathe your Churro."
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"One, two, three! To Titan."
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"Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind."
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"And the city will know your name."
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"The City's parks' restored to their original glory."
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"The street's, the safest they've been."
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"The banks reopened."
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"Has something happened to Megamind?"
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"Has someone tamed this monster?"
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"This is Roxanne Ritchi cautiously optimistic, and pleasantly confused."
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"Well you seem in a very good mood tonight, sir."
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"Huh? Oh yes, how long is this going to take?"
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"Just a few alterations, sir. And I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet."
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"I'm calling it, The Black Mambaaaaaaa...aaaa...aaa."
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"Black Mamba, perfect. Ooo, gosh I am running late. I have to go."
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"What, where, where are you going, sir?"
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"We have our debut battle with Titan tomorrow morning."
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"We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet."
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"You attend to the details, Minion."
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"I have to, run a quick errand."
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"You don't run errands."
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"What's going on here?"
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"-What? -Oh, wait a minute."
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"Are you wearing Jean-Paul Gaultier's, For Him?"
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"It's just my natural musk."
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"Now, where are the car keys?"
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"Ahhh."
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"Uh, uh, uh, uh. This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it."
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"Your going on a date with her."
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"No my main man, get out of town."
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"Oh this is bad, this is bad. You've fallen in love with her."
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"You are forgetting your place, Minion."
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"Now give me the keys."
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"What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?"
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"She will never find out."
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"That's the point of lying."
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"Ahhh!"
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"Honestly, If I didn't know any better I'd think this was your first day of being evil."
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"NO!"
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"This has gone far enough."
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"Oh, that was really grown up."
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"Sir please, it's for your own good."
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"Well what do you know."
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"I may not know much, but I do know this."
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"The bad guy doesn't get the girl."
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"Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore."
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"You heard me."
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"Who are you?"
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"-Now give me the keys. -NO!"
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"My soul purpose in life is to look after you."
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"Well I don't need you to look after me."
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"What are you...what are you saying?"
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"-You don't need me? -Let me make it clear."
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"Code-I don't need you."
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"You know what, you know what."
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"Code-I'll just pack my thing and go."
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"Code-Fine!"
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"Code-Fine back."
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"Well good luck on your date."
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"-I will. -That doesn't even make any sense."
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"I know."
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"I know I am so close, I can feel it."
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"Okay, okay I just have to take a step back."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Titan."
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"What's a Titan?"
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"My super ears are burning."
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"I usually just hear criminals. You haven't been naughty, have you?"
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