Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Megamind

"Here's my day, so far."
Megamind
"Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked."
Megamind
"Pretty good."
Megamind
"Still, things could be a lot worse."
Megamind
"Oh, that's right, I'm falling to my death."
Megamind
"Guess they can't."
Megamind
"How did it all come to this, you ask?"
Megamind
"My end starts at the beginning."
Megamind
"The very beginning."
Megamind
"Yes, that's me."
Megamind
"I had a fairly standard childhood."
Megamind
"I came from what you might call, a broken home."
Megamind
"Literally, broken."
Megamind
"I was eight days old and still living with my parents."
Megamind
"How sad is that?"
Megamind
"Clearly it was time to move on."
Megamind
"Here is your, Minion, he will take care of you."
Megamind
"And here is your binkie."
Megamind
"You are destined for ..."
Megamind
"I didn't quite hear that last part."
Megamind
"But it sounded important."
Megamind
"Destined for, what?"
Megamind
"I set out to find my destiny."
Megamind
"Turns out a kid from the Blaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea."
Megamind
"That was the day I met, Mr. Goody-two-shoes."
Megamind
"And our glorious rivalry, was born!"
Megamind
"Could this be what I was destined for?"
Megamind
"A dream life filled with luxury?"
Megamind
"Apparently not."
Megamind
"Even fate picks its favorites."
Megamind
"No big deal."
Megamind
"A much different fate awaited me."
Megamind
"A baby."
Megamind
"How thoughtful."
Megamind
"Oh yes, yes. I saw it and thought of you."
Megamind
"Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home."
Megamind
"Can we keep it?"
Megamind
"A place that taught me the differences between right..."
Megamind
"...and wrong."
Megamind
"Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes on the other hand,"
Megamind
"had life handed to him on a silver platter."
Megamind
"Our baby can fly."
Megamind
"Yes, yes. Nothing but the best for you, Darling."
Megamind
"The power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair."
Megamind
"But I had something far, far greater,"
Megamind
"My amazing intellect."
Megamind
"A knack for building objects of mayhem."
Megamind
"After a few years, and with some time off for good behavior."
Megamind
"I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning."
Megamind
"At a strange place called shh-ool."
Megamind
"It was there that I once again ran into Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes."
Megamind
"He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft-headed groupies."
Megamind
"He bought their affections with showmanship, and extravagant gifts of deliciousness."
Megamind
"So I too would make this 'popped-corn' and win over those mindless dregs."
Megamind
"Lights out!"
Megamind
"That's when I learned a very hard lesson."
Megamind
"Good receives all the praise and adulation."
Megamind
"While evil is sent to quiet time in the corner."
Megamind
"So a fitting end wasn't really an option."
Megamind
"While they were learning the itsy bitsy spider."
Megamind
"I learned how to dehydrate animate objects."
Megamind
"and rehydrate them at will."
Megamind
"No matter how hard I tried."
Megamind
"I was always the odd man out."
Megamind
"The last one picked."
Megamind
"The screw-up, the black sheep."
Megamind
"The bad boy."
Megamind
"Oh!"
Megamind
"Was this my destiny?"
Megamind
"Wait! Maybe it was."
Megamind
"Being bad is the one thing I'm good at."
Megamind
"Then it hit me."
Megamind
"If I was the bad boy."
Megamind
"Then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all."
Megamind
"I was destined to be a super villain."
Megamind
"And we were destined to be rivals."
Megamind
"The die had been cast."
Megamind
"And so began an enduring epic, life long career."
Megamind
"And I loved it."
Megamind
"Our battles quickly got more elaborate."
Megamind
"He would win some, I would almost win others."
Megamind
"He took the name, Metro Man."
Megamind
"Defender of Montrosity."
Megamind
"I decided to pick something a little more humble."
Megamind
"Megamind."
Megamind
"Incredibly handsome criminal genius, and master of all villainy."
Megamind
"Read on your own time. Open up."
Megamind
"Hey!"
Megamind
"BOO!!"
Megamind
"Oh, good morning, Warden."
Megamind
"Great news, I'm a changed man."
Megamind
"And I'm ready to re-enter society as a solid citizen."
Megamind
"You're a villain, and you'll always be a villain."
Megamind
"You'll never change."
Megamind
"And you'll never leave."
Megamind
"-You're fun. -You got a present in the mail."
Megamind
"Is it a puppy?"
Megamind
"From Metro Man. To count every second of your 85 life sentences."
Megamind
"That's funny, never thought Metro Man was the gloating type."
Megamind
"Oh but he does have nice taste."
Megamind
"I think I'll keep it."
Megamind
"Any chance you could give me the time?"
Megamind
"I don't want to be late for the opening of the Metro Man museum."
Megamind
"Oh no, looks like you're gonna miss it."
Megamind
"By several thousand years."
Megamind
"Oh, am I?"
Megamind
"Happy Metro Man day, Metro City."
Megamind
"It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown where we're here to honor a beautiful man."
Megamind
"Metro Man."
Megamind
"His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean."
Megamind
"For years he's been watching us with his super-vision."
Megamind
"Saving us with his super strength, and caring for us with his super heart."
Megamind
"Now it's our turn to give something back."
Megamind
"This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting live, from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum."
Megamind
"Wow, okay, the stuff they make you read on the air."
Megamind
"That's unfreaking believable, it's crazy."
Megamind
"I wrote that piece myself, Hal."
Megamind
"What I was trying to say was,"
Megamind
"I can't believe that in our modern society they let like actual art get onto the news."
Megamind
"-Nice save, Hal. -What are we, like lets just get a coffee or something."
Megamind
Show more clips