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Clips from Megamind

Video Games 2010 1,357 clips
Adventure Comedy Action

Credits

Here's my day, so far.
"Here's my day, so far."
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Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked.
"Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked."
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Pretty good.
"Pretty good."
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Still, things could be a lot worse.
"Still, things could be a lot worse."
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Oh, that's right, I'm falling to my death.
"Oh, that's right, I'm falling to my death."
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Guess they can't.
"Guess they can't."
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How did it all come to this, you ask?
"How did it all come to this, you ask?"
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My end starts at the beginning.
"My end starts at the beginning."
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The very beginning.
"The very beginning."
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Yes, that's me.
"Yes, that's me."
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I had a fairly standard childhood.
"I had a fairly standard childhood."
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I came from what you might call, a broken home.
"I came from what you might call, a broken home."
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Literally, broken.
"Literally, broken."
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I was eight days old and still living with my parents.
"I was eight days old and still living with my parents."
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How sad is that?
"How sad is that?"
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Clearly it was time to move on.
"Clearly it was time to move on."
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Here is your, Minion, he will take care of you.
"Here is your, Minion, he will take care of you."
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And here is your binkie.
"And here is your binkie."
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You are destined for ...
"You are destined for ..."
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I didn't quite hear that last part.
"I didn't quite hear that last part."
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But it sounded important.
"But it sounded important."
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Destined for, what?
"Destined for, what?"
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I set out to find my destiny.
"I set out to find my destiny."
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Turns out a kid from the Blaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea.
"Turns out a kid from the Blaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea."
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That was the day I met, Mr. Goody-two-shoes.
"That was the day I met, Mr. Goody-two-shoes."
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And our glorious rivalry, was born!
"And our glorious rivalry, was born!"
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Could this be what I was destined for?
"Could this be what I was destined for?"
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A dream life filled with luxury?
"A dream life filled with luxury?"
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Apparently not.
"Apparently not."
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Even fate picks its favorites.
"Even fate picks its favorites."
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No big deal.
"No big deal."
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A much different fate awaited me.
"A much different fate awaited me."
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A baby.
"A baby."
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How thoughtful.
"How thoughtful."
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Oh yes, yes. I saw it and thought of you.
"Oh yes, yes. I saw it and thought of you."
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Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home.
"Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home."
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Can we keep it?
"Can we keep it?"
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A place that taught me the differences between right...
"A place that taught me the differences between right..."
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...and wrong.
"...and wrong."
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Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes on the other hand,
"Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes on the other hand,"
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had life handed to him on a silver platter.
"had life handed to him on a silver platter."
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Our baby can fly.
"Our baby can fly."
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Yes, yes. Nothing but the best for you, Darling.
"Yes, yes. Nothing but the best for you, Darling."
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The power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair.
"The power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair."
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But I had something far, far greater,
"But I had something far, far greater,"
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My amazing intellect.
"My amazing intellect."
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A knack for building objects of mayhem.
"A knack for building objects of mayhem."
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After a few years, and with some time off for good behavior.
"After a few years, and with some time off for good behavior."
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I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning.
"I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning."
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At a strange place called shh-ool.
"At a strange place called shh-ool."
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It was there that I once again ran into Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes.
"It was there that I once again ran into Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes."
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He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft-headed groupies.
"He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft-headed groupies."
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He bought their affections with showmanship, and extravagant gifts of deliciousness.
"He bought their affections with showmanship, and extravagant gifts of deliciousness."
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So I too would make this 'popped-corn' and win over those mindless dregs.
"So I too would make this 'popped-corn' and win over those mindless dregs."
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Lights out!
"Lights out!"
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That's when I learned a very hard lesson.
"That's when I learned a very hard lesson."
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Good receives all the praise and adulation.
"Good receives all the praise and adulation."
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While evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.
"While evil is sent to quiet time in the corner."
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So a fitting end wasn't really an option.
"So a fitting end wasn't really an option."
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While they were learning the itsy bitsy spider.
"While they were learning the itsy bitsy spider."
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I learned how to dehydrate animate objects.
"I learned how to dehydrate animate objects."
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and rehydrate them at will.
"and rehydrate them at will."
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No matter how hard I tried.
"No matter how hard I tried."
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I was always the odd man out.
"I was always the odd man out."
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The last one picked.
"The last one picked."
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The screw-up, the black sheep.
"The screw-up, the black sheep."
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The bad boy.
"The bad boy."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Was this my destiny?
"Was this my destiny?"
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Wait! Maybe it was.
"Wait! Maybe it was."
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Being bad is the one thing I'm good at.
"Being bad is the one thing I'm good at."
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Then it hit me.
"Then it hit me."
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If I was the bad boy.
"If I was the bad boy."
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Then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all.
"Then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all."
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I was destined to be a super villain.
"I was destined to be a super villain."
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And we were destined to be rivals.
"And we were destined to be rivals."
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The die had been cast.
"The die had been cast."
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And so began an enduring epic, life long career.
"And so began an enduring epic, life long career."
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And I loved it.
"And I loved it."
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Our battles quickly got more elaborate.
"Our battles quickly got more elaborate."
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He would win some, I would almost win others.
"He would win some, I would almost win others."
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He took the name, Metro Man.
"He took the name, Metro Man."
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Defender of Montrosity.
"Defender of Montrosity."
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I decided to pick something a little more humble.
"I decided to pick something a little more humble."
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Megamind.
"Megamind."
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Incredibly handsome criminal genius, and master of all villainy.
"Incredibly handsome criminal genius, and master of all villainy."
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Read on your own time. Open up.
"Read on your own time. Open up."
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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BOO!!
"BOO!!"
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Oh, good morning, Warden.
"Oh, good morning, Warden."
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Great news, I'm a changed man.
"Great news, I'm a changed man."
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And I'm ready to re-enter society as a solid citizen.
"And I'm ready to re-enter society as a solid citizen."
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You're a villain, and you'll always be a villain.
"You're a villain, and you'll always be a villain."
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You'll never change.
"You'll never change."
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And you'll never leave.
"And you'll never leave."
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-You're fun. -You got a present in the mail.
"-You're fun. -You got a present in the mail."
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Is it a puppy?
"Is it a puppy?"
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From Metro Man. To count every second of your 85 life sentences.
"From Metro Man. To count every second of your 85 life sentences."
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That's funny, never thought Metro Man was the gloating type.
"That's funny, never thought Metro Man was the gloating type."
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Oh but he does have nice taste.
"Oh but he does have nice taste."
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I think I'll keep it.
"I think I'll keep it."
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Any chance you could give me the time?
"Any chance you could give me the time?"
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I don't want to be late for the opening of the Metro Man museum.
"I don't want to be late for the opening of the Metro Man museum."
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Oh no, looks like you're gonna miss it.
"Oh no, looks like you're gonna miss it."
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By several thousand years.
"By several thousand years."
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Oh, am I?
"Oh, am I?"
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Happy Metro Man day, Metro City.
"Happy Metro Man day, Metro City."
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It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown where we're here to honor a beautiful man.
"It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown where we're here to honor a beautiful man."
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Metro Man.
"Metro Man."
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His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean.
"His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean."
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For years he's been watching us with his super-vision.
"For years he's been watching us with his super-vision."
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Saving us with his super strength, and caring for us with his super heart.
"Saving us with his super strength, and caring for us with his super heart."
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Now it's our turn to give something back.
"Now it's our turn to give something back."
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This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting live, from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum.
"This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting live, from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum."
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Wow, okay, the stuff they make you read on the air.
"Wow, okay, the stuff they make you read on the air."
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That's unfreaking believable, it's crazy.
"That's unfreaking believable, it's crazy."
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I wrote that piece myself, Hal.
"I wrote that piece myself, Hal."
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What I was trying to say was,
"What I was trying to say was,"
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I can't believe that in our modern society they let like actual art get onto the news.
"I can't believe that in our modern society they let like actual art get onto the news."
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-Nice save, Hal. -What are we, like lets just get a coffee or something.
"-Nice save, Hal. -What are we, like lets just get a coffee or something."
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