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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cigar Store Indian (S05E05)

"He does?"
Seinfeld
"I don't know why we think of this. We just could call TV Guide."
Seinfeld
"I don't know."
Seinfeld
"Well, it's going to make Mr. Costanza very happy."
Seinfeld
"I guess."
Seinfeld
"- What's the matter? - What do you think is the matter?"
Seinfeld
"I've been assigned to work on Kramer's coffee-table book."
Seinfeld
"It is a good idea, Elaine."
Seinfeld
"Next stop, Queensborough Plaza."
Seinfeld
"- Do you want a gyro? - I don't think so."
Seinfeld
"Elaine!"
Seinfeld
"Well, I guess your boyfriend's gonna have to catch the next train."
Seinfeld
"- He's not my boyfriend. - He's not?"
Seinfeld
"Interesting."
Seinfeld
"I was always excited as a kid when that new TV Guide would come."
Seinfeld
"When that front cover is nice and flat..."
Seinfeld
"...it seems like there's good, fresh TV shows."
Seinfeld
"Then as the week goes by, you start to hate the TV."
Seinfeld
"All the shows stink. Everything's getting all crumpled..."
Seinfeld
"...and ripped from being sat on, thrown across the room."
Seinfeld
"TV Guide's always thrown, never handed to another person."
Seinfeld
"It's the world's most thrown reading material."
Seinfeld
""Where's the TV Guide?" "There it is.""
Seinfeld
"In the back of the TV Guide, they have a phone number."
Seinfeld
"Ninety-five cents a minute, they'll give you the answers..."
Seinfeld
"...to the TV Guide crossword puzzle."
Seinfeld
"My question is if you can't do the TV Guide crossword puzzle..."
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