You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Pie (S01E01)

"My perfect solution is the three-day visit."
Grand Crew
"Now, it's the perfect amount of time"
Grand Crew
"to enjoy each other's company,"
Grand Crew
"and just before his presence becomes too much,"
Grand Crew
"his a-lot ass is on a plane back to Pittsburgh."
Grand Crew
"What's with men?"
Grand Crew
"Fathers, sons, brothers,"
Grand Crew
"and not a single one knows how to talk to the other."
Grand Crew
"- Right? - Right?"
Grand Crew
"I'm sorry, Nicky, do you want to help with Dad?"
Grand Crew
"What? No, I'm one of the boys."
Grand Crew
"Just had another bad job interview."
Grand Crew
"These are becoming pointless, bro."
Grand Crew
"- I'm sorry to hear that. - And they never say it,"
Grand Crew
"but I know it's because I don't have a degree."
Grand Crew
"Damn. Damn!"
Grand Crew
"Okay, that first "damn" was for me,"
Grand Crew
"but the second one was clearly about you."
Grand Crew
"What's going on?"
Grand Crew
"So I just started learning how to play chess."
Grand Crew
"And I've been playing against this woman, QueensGambit90,"
Grand Crew
"but she's been whooping my ass."
Grand Crew
"Damn! Damn!"
Grand Crew
"- What opening are you using? - What?"
Grand Crew
"I opened the app with my finger, bro."
Grand Crew
"What do you mean? - Oh, Lord."
Grand Crew
"Give me your phone."
Grand Crew
"There. Now take her rook,"
Grand Crew
"and you'll be on the path to victory."
Grand Crew
"You have no idea what to do next."
Grand Crew
"I do not. There you go."
Grand Crew
"One order of avoidance pie."
Grand Crew
"Aw, that's would be for me. Thank you."
Grand Crew
"So this is where you work."
Grand Crew
"I thought this was a place you make copies."
Grand Crew
"What's with all the donuts?"
Grand Crew
"It's called Copy and Donuts."
Grand Crew
"It's a pun on "coffee and donuts.""
Grand Crew
"I get the pun, but it's just a really random combination."
Grand Crew
"Come on, haven't you ever been printing a copy"
Grand Crew
"and gotten hungry for a snack?"
Grand Crew
"Nah, bro."
Grand Crew
"Well, this isn't "Shark Tank.""
Grand Crew
"I don't need to sell this business to you."
Grand Crew
"We've been open for 30 years, and we're doing fine."
Grand Crew
"Okay."
Grand Crew
"Ooh, how much for a slice of pie?"
Grand Crew
"Oh, sorry. This isn't for sale."
Grand Crew
"We don't sell pies. We sell donuts."
Grand Crew
"You can't sell both?"
Grand Crew
"No, it's called Copy and Donuts."
Grand Crew
"It's in the name."
Grand Crew
"But does that have to be the name?"
Grand Crew
"I get it, you have some issues with the business,"
Grand Crew
"but you don't have to keep saying that."
Grand Crew
"I speak my mind, remember?"
Grand Crew
"Okay, well, please take a hiatus on doing that,"
Grand Crew
"because my dad's here."
Grand Crew
"- Good morning, son. - Hey, Dad."
Grand Crew
"This is my friend Fay."
Grand Crew
"Fay, this is my dad."
Grand Crew
"Hello, Fay. Nice to meet you."
Grand Crew
"Actually, she brought over some delicious key lime pie."
Grand Crew
"Do you want a slice?"
Grand Crew
"No, thank you. I'm not in the mood."
Grand Crew
"He denied the pie."
Grand Crew
"So I can't buy the pie,"
Grand Crew
"but he got it offered to him for free?"
Grand Crew
"Oh, my God, dude. Just take it."
Grand Crew
"Dope."
Grand Crew
"Hello, everybody."
Grand Crew
"This is my older brother, Michael."
Grand Crew
"Michael, is the crew."
Grand Crew
"Y'all must have lost a bet or something"
Grand Crew
"to be hanging out with my idiot brother."
Grand Crew
"[laughter]"
Grand Crew
"- Big bro got you, Wyatt. - Thank you. Thank you."
Grand Crew
"So who y'all having sex with?"
Grand Crew
"- What? - Come on, now."
Grand Crew
"You know I heard about the crew."
Grand Crew
"Y'all out in these streets,"
Grand Crew
"except for this married chump. [laughs]"
Grand Crew
"You two hooking up? - [laughs] What?"
Grand Crew
"Aw, y'all, we all adults here."
Grand Crew
"Let's talk about a little adult content,"
Grand Crew
"you know what I'm saying, man?"
Grand Crew
"- Okay. - Wow, he is a lot."
Grand Crew
"I told you."
Grand Crew
"- Still worried about your dad? - Yeah."
Grand Crew
"After you left, he really started falling apart."
Grand Crew
"- What's weird about that? - He was on the computer."
Grand Crew
"He never uses the computer at work."
Grand Crew
"He doesn't trust them ever since Y2K."
Grand Crew
"- Nothing happened on Y2K. - Exactly."
Grand Crew
"He thinks that was a part of it"
Grand Crew
"and that something much bigger is on the way."
Grand Crew
"I just need to figure out what's going on."
Grand Crew
"But how do you find out something about someone else"
Grand Crew
"without ever talking to them?"
Grand Crew
"By snooping through their personal belongings?"
Grand Crew
"- Yes. That's a great idea. - For the record,"
Grand Crew
"I was just helping you complete your thought."
Grand Crew
"I wasn't suggesting you actually do it."
Grand Crew
"No, it was your idea, and I agreed to it."
Grand Crew
"Tomorrow morning, we're searching"
Grand Crew
"through my dad's computer,"
Grand Crew
"and it's gonna make everything better."
Grand Crew
"This is gonna be fun."
Grand Crew
"He's selling the business."
Grand Crew
"Someone wants to buy this place?"
Grand Crew
"I mean oh, my God."
Grand Crew
"I can't believe he's selling the business."
Grand Crew
"I always thought that I would take over the shop,"
Grand Crew
"but he's just selling it without telling me?"
Grand Crew
"This is why you don't snoop."
Grand Crew
"Well, you should've told me not to snoop, then."
Grand Crew
"- I did. - Nobody remembers that."
Grand Crew
"Look, the answer is simple. You need to talk."
Grand Crew
"And I know just how to make that happen."
Grand Crew
"When my parents didn't talk for this long,"
Grand Crew
Show more clips