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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Pie (S01E01)

"I just locked them in a room."
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"Isn't that the plot from some '90s movie?"
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"Yes, "House Arrest.""
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"Sometimes plots of movies are good real-life ideas:"
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""Air Bud," "Soul Plane,""
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""Jurassic Park.""
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""Jurassic Park"? Yeah, so many people died."
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"You're telling me you wouldn't go to a park"
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"full of actual dinosaurs right now if you could?"
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"You're right, yeah, I'd be first in line."
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"Dinosaurs are the original birds."
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"So what do you say?"
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"You want me to lock you in a room?"
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"Look, I'm not gonna "House Arrest" my dad, okay?"
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"Now that I know what the problem is,"
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"I just need to Stockton and Malone it like always."
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"If he's selling, that must mean the business is in trouble,"
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"so we just need to drum up some business."
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"How are you gonna do that?"
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"Hi. Do you guys have any pie?"
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"No. We only sell donuts."
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"Really? My friend came by yesterday"
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"and said they had the best key lime pie"
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"they'd ever tasted in their life."
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"Well, I don't know what to tell you, homey."
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"We are Copy and Donuts."
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"- Noah. - What?"
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"Oh, my God. We need to sell your pies."
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"[mellow hip-hop music]"
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"♪"
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"Nicky? Why are you in my home?"
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"And why are you here so early in the mo--"
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"No, no, no. You didn't."
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"Standing still doesn't make you invisible."
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"Did you sleep with my brother? And don't you lie to me."
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"Oh, yes, like, three times last night."
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"Didn't need to know how many rounds you went."
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"Just wanted a yes or no."
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"You said don't lie to you."
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"Also two more times this morning, ee!"
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"Why? You agreed that he was a lot."
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"Well, he is, but he's also so cute."
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"And I realized he's only here for three days."
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"That's the perfect amount of time"
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"to share each other's company"
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"before his presence becomes too much,"
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"his a-lot ass is back on a plane to Pittsburgh."
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"Those were my exact words"
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"about the perfect brother visit."
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"And now it applies to me getting busy."
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"Hey, hey, hey, raise your hand"
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"if you had sex last night"
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"and twice this morning."
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"Ow!"
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"Nicky!"
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"What?"
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"Sherm, I need you to make some more chess moves for me."
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"QueensGambit90 has been in my DMs heavy"
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"since you started doing it."
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"I think she's feeling the kid."
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"I ain't surprised."
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"Chess can be a very sexual game."
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"I think it stems from the tension"
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"between the black and the white pieces."
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"So you'll hook it up?"
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"Only if you help me polish up my résumé."
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"I'm still having a hard time finding a job."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. - Okay."
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"Checkmate."
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"Damn. How'd you get so good at chess?"
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"When I was a young un, used to see this old heads"
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"playing Leimert Park."
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"One day, they invited me to play."
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"They used to crush me,"
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"until the day came when I began to crush them."
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"The student became the master."
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"That's right. I got so good,"
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"I even started a little chess gang."
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"Nobody on the block messed with us."
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"We were made men, until the old Benny came around."
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"It was a Sunday afternoon--"
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"Sherm, I'm sure this story gives a lot of texture"
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"as to who you are, but right now, I have a crisis."
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"QueensGambit90 wants to meet up in person"
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"for a date to play chess."
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"- But you're terrible. - Exactly."
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"The only reason she's feeling me is because of your moves."
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"If we play in person, she's gonna know something's up."
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"I need you to teach me your ways."
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"You can't just teach somebody to play chess in one day."
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"You've got to live it. You've got to breathe it."
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"It's not just a board game. It takes time."
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"- I'll pay you 250 bucks. - It's just a board game."
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"I'll teach you today, baby."
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"- Mmm, these are good eggs. - I'm glad you like them."
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"I kind of wanted to try some. - My bad."
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"I thought the whole pan was for me, but I can share."
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"Here, Nicky, you want some, babe?"
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"Oh, no, it's okay. Oh, it's happening."
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"Mmm, very good."
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"Well, we should probably wrap up breakfast."
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"We have so much to fit in since it's such a quick trip."
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"Oh, about that. I have decided to stay."
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"- What? - Until when?"
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"Until forever, dummy."
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"That is...so great."
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"It is?"
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"It is."
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"All right. There you are."
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"Thank you so much. - Thanks."
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"What's this all about, Noah?"
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"Remember that key lime pie that Fay made?"
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"It's a hit. People love it."
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"We're selling pie?"
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"But, son, we're Copy and Donuts."
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"Believe me, it was really hard for me"
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"to wrap my brain around it at first too."
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"But I was just trying to figure out a way"
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"to drum up some more business."
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"Why? The shop's doing fine."
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