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Clips from Central Park - Episode One (S01E01)

No, wait, that's just a fella Trying to take a leak

"No, wait, that's just a fella Trying to take a leak"

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Guess it's only me That's a devotee

"Guess it's only me That's a devotee"

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But am I enough?

"But am I enough?"

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What if I own it?

"What if I own it?"

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Wanna be like, wanna be like Someone who can own it

"Wanna be like, wanna be like Someone who can own it"

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Wanna get to, wanna get to A point where I can dance like a dad

"Wanna get to, wanna get to A point where I can dance like a dad"

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With my shirt tucked in

"With my shirt tucked in"

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Like it doesn't look bad When the cramps set in

"Like it doesn't look bad When the cramps set in"

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I'm gonna own it

"I'm gonna own it"

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And my name is Yeah, my name is Owen

"And my name is Yeah, my name is Owen"

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And I own it

"And I own it"

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And I like my, and I like my flowers When they bloom in the moon

"And I like my, and I like my flowers When they bloom in the moon"

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Like the fruit of the loom

"Like the fruit of the loom"

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You can say I'm alone

"You can say I'm alone"

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But I celebrate my turtleheads And own it

"But I celebrate my turtleheads And own it"

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Guess my boss assumes I'm soft

"Guess my boss assumes I'm soft"

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So, I'll go to this and show him I can write my ass off

"So, I'll go to this and show him I can write my ass off"

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If only he'd assign real news

"If only he'd assign real news"

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Instead of fluffy fluff And beauty stuff and style reviews

"Instead of fluffy fluff And beauty stuff and style reviews"

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That's a minor glitch 'Cause I've got the itch

"That's a minor glitch 'Cause I've got the itch"

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And a lot to prove

"And a lot to prove"

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I'm gonna own it

"I'm gonna own it"

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Gonna kick in, gonna kick the door in Like I own it

"Gonna kick in, gonna kick the door in Like I own it"

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Gonna bust in, gonna bust in headfirst Like a badass boss lady mom of two

"Gonna bust in, gonna bust in headfirst Like a badass boss lady mom of two"

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Like a one-chick Bernstein And Woodward too

"Like a one-chick Bernstein And Woodward too"

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I'm gonna own it

"I'm gonna own it"

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Gonna get in, gonna get in Hone it and then own it

"Gonna get in, gonna get in Hone it and then own it"

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Gonna put my, gonna put my foot down

"Gonna put my, gonna put my foot down"

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Like my pits and my bits Aren't schvitzing now

"Like my pits and my bits Aren't schvitzing now"

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And holy cow

"And holy cow"

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'Cause I'm finally Gonna show 'em how I own it

"'Cause I'm finally Gonna show 'em how I own it"

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I'm offering a reward of $50,000 to whomever finds Shampagne.

"I'm offering a reward of $50,000 to whomever finds Shampagne."

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In fact, you know what? Make it 60,000.

"In fact, you know what? Make it 60,000."

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Wait, no, 55-- 55,000.

"Wait, no, 55-- 55,000."

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Print that, you news monkeys.

"Print that, you news monkeys."

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Or post it, or like it, or whatever.

"Or post it, or like it, or whatever."

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The dog was last seen in Central Park.

"The dog was last seen in Central Park."

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Let me out here.

"Let me out here."

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Is it weird to hide in the shadows?

"Is it weird to hide in the shadows?"

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Is it weird to follow so close?

"Is it weird to follow so close?"

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Is it so weird I know where he goes?

"Is it so weird I know where he goes?"

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Is it bad I have this affection?

"Is it bad I have this affection?"

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Is it bad I can't look away?

"Is it bad I can't look away?"

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If I don't tell, would that be okay?

"If I don't tell, would that be okay?"

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-Hey. -Hey.

"-Hey. -Hey."

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Come on, be bold-faced

"Come on, be bold-faced"

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Be daring

"Be daring"

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Or never own it at all

"Or never own it at all"

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Never own it at all

"Never own it at all"

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Helen, hold this.

"Helen, hold this."

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I'm gonna own this

"I'm gonna own this"

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'Cause whenever Yeah, whenever Bitsy dies I own this

"'Cause whenever Yeah, whenever Bitsy dies I own this"

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I don't miss you, little shih tzu

"I don't miss you, little shih tzu"

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Now that you are gone I'll be next in the heirloom line

"Now that you are gone I'll be next in the heirloom line"

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And all the furniture you see here Is mine, mine, mine

"And all the furniture you see here Is mine, mine, mine"

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I'm gonna own it

"I'm gonna own it"

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And I'm gonna Yeah, I'm gonna be the one to own it

"And I'm gonna Yeah, I'm gonna be the one to own it"

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Gonna bathe in, gonna bathe in Hundred-dollar bills

"Gonna bathe in, gonna bathe in Hundred-dollar bills"

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With a man who looks like Magic Mike

"With a man who looks like Magic Mike"

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While I nibble on the kibble That I know you like

"While I nibble on the kibble That I know you like"

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Own it, own it, own it

"Own it, own it, own it"

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I can also sing

"I can also sing"

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A new best friend for Cole

"A new best friend for Cole"

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I'll be bold-faced and daring

"I'll be bold-faced and daring"

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I will be the one in control So my dreams come true

"I will be the one in control So my dreams come true"

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So I get what I want

"So I get what I want"

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And my little dog too

"And my little dog too"

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I'm still here

"I'm still here"

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Raise awareness for turtleheads

"Raise awareness for turtleheads"

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I'll be free to openly stare

"I'll be free to openly stare"

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Be a billionaire

"Be a billionaire"

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It's totally healthy how much I care

"It's totally healthy how much I care"

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Now I gotta Now I gotta own it

"Now I gotta Now I gotta own it"

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They're coming. People are coming.

"They're coming. People are coming."

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-Oh, no. -Kinda stompy.

"-Oh, no. -Kinda stompy."

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No, no, no!

"No, no, no!"

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Good boy, Shampagne.

"Good boy, Shampagne."

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So Cole had the dog all along?

"So Cole had the dog all along?"

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That's crazy! No, I knew.

"That's crazy! No, I knew."

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No. Stop it. Stop that.

"No. Stop it. Stop that."

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Here, doggy. Here, money, money, money.

"Here, doggy. Here, money, money, money."

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-Get out of there. -Here, cold, hard cash.

"-Get out of there. -Here, cold, hard cash."

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They're not gonna stop. We gotta find that dog.

"They're not gonna stop. We gotta find that dog."

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Actually, you stay here.

"Actually, you stay here."

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-Someone needs to protect the flowers. -Oh, no.

"-Someone needs to protect the flowers. -Oh, no."

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-And that someone, Elwood, is you. -No, no, no.

"-And that someone, Elwood, is you. -No, no, no."

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-You're the only one who can do it. -No, no, no...

"-You're the only one who can do it. -No, no, no..."

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-I'm scared. I can't do it. -Protect the flowers, Elwood.

"-I'm scared. I can't do it. -Protect the flowers, Elwood."

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-No, I can't do it. Oh, God. -Okay, great.

"-No, I can't do it. Oh, God. -Okay, great."

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-You stay here, stay strong, Elwood. -Don't leave me!

"-You stay here, stay strong, Elwood. -Don't leave me!"

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-Hi, babe. -Owen, get this.

"-Hi, babe. -Owen, get this."

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Bitsy offered a $55,000 reward. Can you believe it?

"Bitsy offered a $55,000 reward. Can you believe it?"

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-People are gonna go nuts. -Yep.

"-People are gonna go nuts. -Yep."

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-What's that sound? -The people, going nuts. It's a madhouse.

"-What's that sound? -The people, going nuts. It's a madhouse."

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That's amazing! I gotta get over there.

"That's amazing! I gotta get over there."

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I mean, I'm sorry, sweetie.

"I mean, I'm sorry, sweetie."

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Don't let anyone find the dog till I get there.

"Don't let anyone find the dog till I get there."

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Yeah. Yeah, of course.

"Yeah. Yeah, of course."

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Sir! Do not put peanut butter on a statue!

"Sir! Do not put peanut butter on a statue!"

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That is not a good way to catch a dog.

"That is not a good way to catch a dog."

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You people stop messing up my park!

"You people stop messing up my park!"

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-Here, Shampagne. -Reward. Reward, where are you?

"-Here, Shampagne. -Reward. Reward, where are you?"

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They're closing in. Okay, okay.

"They're closing in. Okay, okay."

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We could go to the pump house behind the boathouse.

"We could go to the pump house behind the boathouse."

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Or maybe the old skate shack by the ice rink?

"Or maybe the old skate shack by the ice rink?"

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You have to be really quiet, Shampagne.

"You have to be really quiet, Shampagne."

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Here. Chew on your friend, Flippy.

"Here. Chew on your friend, Flippy."

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Look at me. This is real talk.

"Look at me. This is real talk."

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In this crazy, crazy mixed-up world, I found you.

"In this crazy, crazy mixed-up world, I found you."

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And no one's gonna separate us. You hear me?

"And no one's gonna separate us. You hear me?"

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Okay, now you say something.

"Okay, now you say something."

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I understand completely.

"I understand completely."

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You want another sausage? Yeah, you do.

"You want another sausage? Yeah, you do."

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Okay, let's move.

"Okay, let's move."

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-Cole? -Nothing!

"-Cole? -Nothing!"

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-Why were you in the shed? -I thought--

"-Why were you in the shed? -I thought--"

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See, what had happened was, it was rain--

"See, what had happened was, it was rain--"

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I thought it was raining.

"I thought it was raining."

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-Oh, wow, it cleared up so fast. -I'm looking for the lost dog.

"-Oh, wow, it cleared up so fast. -I'm looking for the lost dog."

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Why don't you come with me? You can be another pair of eyes.

"Why don't you come with me? You can be another pair of eyes."

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