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Clips from Central Park - Mother's Daze (S02E02)

"♪ He built my son's science project ♪"
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"- ♪ He let me call him dad ♪ - ♪ We're so thirsty ♪"
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"♪ I'll give you a shoulder to cry on ♪"
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"[patron 1] ♪ He taught me how to ride a bike ♪"
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"♪ He bailed me out of prison ♪"
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"[patron 2] ♪ He invested in my start-up company ♪"
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"[patron 3] ♪ He found my birth parents ♪"
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"- ♪ And some free advice ♪ - ♪ Pour me ♪"
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"Too much talking to people. So sober."
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"Helen! Helen! Pick up!"
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"[woman screams]"
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"Oh, that's you. We have the same ringtone."
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"Mm-mmm, doesn't feel special."
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"[sniffs] Doesn't smell special."
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"Doesn't say special. Don't you get it, Molly?"
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"We're supposed to bring it this year."
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"Hey, my scarf is bringing it."
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"Okay, I didn't wanna say anything,"
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"but a piece of cloth you put around your neck for some reason?"
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"I mean, for when it's cold?"
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"- Follow-up question. Seriously, a scarf? - Oh, God! Maybe you're right!"
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"Now we both have to get her something. Tongs?"
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"Great. You buy those, I'll look for something that doesn't suck."
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"[Birdie] So, they're spiraling,"
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"but Paige is four plaque-similes in, and she couldn't be happier."
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"She loves a puzzle, a riddle, a hunt."
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"Any kind of hunt. Helen Hunt."
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""I didn't want the farmer to nab it,"
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"so I buried the carrots."
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"Go see the rabbit.""
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"- Owen! It all makes sense now. - Really?"
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"Yes! This one mentions the score,"
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"this one mentions green, this one says, "the lamb.""
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"- Don't you see what this is about? - Whole Foods?"
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"No! Somebody robbed a bank."
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"The cops were closing in, so they buried it in the park."
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"They left clues so "the farmer," whoever that is, could find the money."
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"That seems like a bad plan."
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"Someone sounds judgy. How many banks have you robbed?"
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"I'm sorry. You're right. Makes perfect sense."
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"They outran the cops, made plaques and defaced public property. It's your day."
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"You're going down a rabbit hole,"
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"but I'm not saying anything about it because I'm a cool guy."
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"I'm sorry. I know you have a big day planned for me."
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"I promised you-- [gasps] Rabbit!"
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"There's a rabbit in the Alice in Wonderland statue! [panting]"
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"That's where we're going."
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"[door beeps]"
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""Welcome to the Hudson Hills Spa,"
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"where your spirit is like this fruit basket, free.""
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"[sighs] Time to let my hair down."
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"Haven't done that in a while. Guess this is just the shape my hair is now."
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"[music starts]"
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"♪ I'm finally free ♪"
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"♪ No taking my orders from Bitsy ♪"
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"♪ A day just for me ♪"
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"♪ I'm so overworked from that jerk ♪"
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"♪ But just let me forget In the spa jets ♪"
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"Oh."
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"♪ Look at this menu What's a spleen massage? ♪"
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"♪ Can I order that service to my room? ♪"
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"[concierge] Yes, ma'am."
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"♪ Do not disturb ♪"
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"♪ Gonna finally pee Without somebody calling for me ♪"
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"[concierge] Yes, ma'am."
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"♪ I don't wanna move A single muscle at all ♪"
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"♪ Don't be scared It might seem like I'm dead ♪"
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"[concierge] Uh, okay."
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"♪ The spleen massage people Should let themselves in ♪"
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"I'm not leaving this bed. [sighs]"
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"♪ This is it I'm no longer at her beck and call ♪"
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"♪ This is it ♪"
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"♪ Spread eagle in nothing but my drawers ♪"
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"- ♪ It's the day you've been waiting for ♪ - ♪ It's the day I've been waiting for ♪"
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"♪ Longer than you'd ever believe ♪"
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"[Helen, chorus] ♪ This is it ♪"
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"♪ Gonna have to drag me out To make me leave ♪"
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"- I'm really gonna leave, Bitsy. - Go. I'm fine here."
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"I can reach everything. Not a problem."
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"Oh, my. I can't-- What does this say?"
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"I can't read when I'm sober. I have single vision."
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"- This is your last chance. I'm leaving. - I'm already over you."
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"Where are those square things you put in your drinks to keep them cold?"
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"They look like glass, but they're not. Ugh, so sober."
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"I'm at the door. I'm going."
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"Thanks for the play-by-play."
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"Who's gonna hire a washed-up old bottle jockey like you anyway?"
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"- The Dagmont. - [plate clatters]"
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"That's cool. Totally don't care at all"
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"that you're gonna work at my hotel arch nemesis."
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"Well, then, after 32 years, goodbye."
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"- Oh, you'll be back. - Okay, gang, to the Dagmont."
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"To the Dagmont, everybody."
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"And, Bitsy, I'm still waiting for my French dip to arrive,"
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"so if you could send that over."
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"[shouts] Damn it. I can only reach the triple sec."
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"I can't drink that. It triple sucks!"
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"Okay. [sighs] No plaque. No plaque. Plaque!"
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"- Hi, happy Mother's Day. - Is it?"
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"Okay, well, sorry to bother you,"
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"but we just need to check out the plaque on the bench real quick."
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"Kids, no. Kids. Kids."
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"- I tried everything. - Yep, still can't see it."
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"Look, a dollar!"
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"Huh. "To Piper, a great spaniel.""
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"They're trying to throw me off. I'm getting too close."
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"I think this is a real plaque."
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"It's sticky. There was something else stuck here."
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"Oh, yeah. My kids ripped off a plaque."
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"I was gonna tell someone, but then I was like, "I'm tired.""
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"- Oh! They're eating my clue. - At least they're eating."
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"Maybe this is a sign to stop following these signs?"
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"We're so close. We can crack this thing, baby."
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"- Now, come on. Hi, kids. - [sighs]"
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"[Helen, chorus] ♪ This is it ♪"
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"[Helen] ♪ Look at Helen gettin' all sun-kissed ♪"
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"♪ This is it ♪"
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"♪ I don't think a suit Should fit like this ♪"
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"[sighs]"
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"- ♪ It's the day I've been waiting for ♪ - ♪ It's the day you've been waiting for ♪"
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