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Clips from Central Park - Mother's Daze (S02E02)

"[music starts]"
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"[Birdie] "Happy 100th Birthday, Fred.""
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"Always nice when someone remembers your birthday. [whispers] May 7th."
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"A Central Park bench plaque,"
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"whether you're commemorating a special birthday or a special moment."
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""To Benny, who Heimliched me at a halal cart. You're my Gyro.""
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"A plaque on a bench is a fancy New York way to sit on life's milestones."
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""I love you, Mom." Not super creative, but it gets the point across."
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"And it's especially relevant today, since it's Mother's Day."
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"Segue."
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"- [clatters] - Shh. You're gonna wake up your mom."
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"I changed her alarm from a.m. to p.m. so we could make the final arrangements."
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"Sounds like we're gonna kill her."
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"We're gonna kill her with love and thoughtfulness."
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"This year, we're gonna blow her mind"
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"by continuing the Mother's Day festivities beyond breakfast in bed."
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"Wait, what? It's still Mother's Day after 10:00 a.m.?"
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"Yep. We're going the whole day. Or at least until Mother's afternoon."
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"You kids have a few more hours to get your gifts squared away."
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"I'm gonna shock her when she realizes I didn't make her something"
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"like I usually do."
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"This year, I bought her something with my own money because I'm a big boy."
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"She'll be like, "What? Thank God we had a second child.""
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"So, we're sure about this?"
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"I mean, after so many years of phoning it in,"
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"do you think going all out this year will confuse her?"
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"Confuse her by how much we love her."
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"Your mother goes all out for us."
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"Your birthdays, your Christmases, your lost teeth, your found teeth."
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"And that's why today, we're stepping it up."
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"♪ She gives us the world ♪"
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"♪ And today is the perfect day ♪"
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"♪ To shower her With more love than the rain ♪"
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"♪ She cannot be outdone ♪"
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"♪ At least we can try ♪"
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"- ♪ We gotta raise the roof ♪ - ♪ You're showing your age ♪"
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"♪ I just want to out-celebrate my wife ♪"
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"♪ She's finally gonna have The perfect Mother's Day ♪"
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"♪ One she'll brag about ♪"
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"♪ Dropped the ball so many times But not anymore ♪"
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"♪ We gotta go all out ♪"
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"- [Owen] ♪ We're gonna give her the world ♪ - [Molly, Cole vocalizing]"
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"♪ And every little anything That she deserves ♪"
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"♪ We are gonna blow her frigging mind ♪"
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"[Molly, Cole] ♪ Get ready, Mama ♪"
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"- ♪ She goes beyond and above ♪ - [Molly, Cole vocalizing]"
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"♪ The best to ever do it In the history of moms ♪"
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"♪ All that Plus nine months without wine ♪"
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"[together] ♪ 365 days ♪"
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"♪ All you think about is everybody else But today is all about you ♪"
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"- ♪ She goes over the top ♪ - ♪ To show her love ♪"
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"♪ She pulls up to my school In a sea of balloons ♪"
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"♪ And homemade cupcakes That's iced with my face ♪"
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"[Cole] And mine!"
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"- [Owen] ♪ I got my braces off ♪ - ♪ A year ago ♪"
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"[Owen] ♪ She threw a pearly white Themed party for me ♪"
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"♪ We gotta out-theme her For once in our lives ♪"
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"Good luck."
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"♪ She lives in mom jeans ♪"
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"- ♪ And rarely combs her hair ♪ - ♪ But she looks damn good ♪"
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"♪ She always puts us first Yet another reason ♪"
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"[all] ♪ For us to go all out ♪"
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"- [Owen] ♪ We're gonna give her the world ♪ - [vocalizing]"
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"♪ And every little anything That she deserves ♪"
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"♪ We are gonna blow her frigging mind ♪"
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"♪ Get ready, Mama ♪"
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"- ♪ She goes beyond and above ♪ - [Molly, Cole vocalizing]"
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"♪ The best to ever do it In the history of moms ♪"
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"♪ All that Plus nine months without wine ♪"
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"[together] ♪ 365 days ♪"
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"♪ All you think about is everybody else But today is all about you ♪"
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"Okay, you guys know the plan. Breakfast in bed from now until 10:00."
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"Then Mom and Dad romantic stroll time from 12:00 till 2:00."
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"Then we meet you at the zoo, where you'll give her your gifts"
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"and the world's best Mother's Day continues."
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"So, zoo at two. Zoo rhymes with two. That'll help you remember."
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"Zoo at two, zoo at two. I hope I've got it."
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"Make sure your presents are wrapped and ready."
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"I am 100% ready. I just need to wrap it."
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"You sound ready."
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"Look at those sentimental slobs, dragging their mothers all over the park."
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"It is Mother's Day."
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"What are you doing here? You have the day off."
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"See you tomorrow. Unless you enjoy my Mother's Day routine,"
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"where I dress Shampagne up as my long-deceased mother."
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"- Which is completely normal. - Yep, totally normal."
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"Oh, Mother, it's such a joy to have tea with you."
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"But of course you're here because you love me so much."
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"After this, we'll braid each other's hair"
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"- and then go on a shopping spree! - Oh, Lord."
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"Before you leave, take my drink list"
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"- for the day down to Lionel. - On it."
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"I think Mother made a little poo-poo in the corner."
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"Classic Mother. I'll clean it up."
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"[Birdie] Helen hasn't had a day off in forever, and she's ecstatic."
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"I mean, you can't tell that she's ecstatic by her face"
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"and the dullness of her eyes, but she is."
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"She has a few ground rules to lay out for the hotel employees"
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"before she takes her day off."
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"Don't bother Bitsy. Don't bother Bitsy."
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"Don't screw up and don't bother Bitsy."
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"I've secretly appointed one of you to report on the others."
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"- It's Philippe. - Huh?"
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"So whenever Jack Nicholson comes in, I say,"
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""You can't sit over there. You sit up here by the bar.""
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"- How come? - Because I like to tell him,"
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"- "You can't handle the booth." - [laughs]"
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"- Hello, Lionel. - I thought you had the day off."
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"Yep, I'm going. I'm just dropping off Bitsy's drink list."
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"- That's when she pees. - She pees for an hour?"
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"- It's a slow drip. - [phone rings]"
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"Yeah, three mimosas and a screwdriver, got it."
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"Room service order?"
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"Yep, I'm just gonna ask the service bartenders to make those."
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"Oh, wait, Bitsy fired all of them last week, so I guess I'll make them."
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"Listen, I told Bitsy you were struggling down here without the extra help."
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"- And? What'd she say? - She just flicked a shrimp at me."
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"- What does that mean? - I don't think it's a good sign."
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"Maybe I'll just talk to her myself."
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"I wouldn't do that, unless you like shrimp flying at your face."
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