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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Gone Catfishing (S06E06)

"- "You could never make me not love you, my love,"
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"but please send me more money before it's too late, my love.""
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"Dude, she's bleeding you dry."
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"- She's milking your money teat, Blake."
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"- What are you doing? Don't--"
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"- Sit! - Relax."
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"I'm texting her, inviting her to the party"
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"so we can all meet her."
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"- No! All right?"
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"We are waiting for the exact perfect right time"
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"to meet each other."
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"Please don't do that!"
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"- "Sorry. Can't make it."
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"Car trouble, my love.""
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"- "Sorry. Can't make it."
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"Car trouble, my love"?"
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"That is a classic catfish excuse!"
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"- Totally."
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"- And no offense,"
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"but I can't believe you're so stupid, 'cause a girl"
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"this hot is never gonna be interested in you, no offense."
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"- All right. Maybe I am ugly."
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"But maybe what we have is--is deeper than looks, okay?"
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"I hope you both die before I walk through this door."
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"Dang!"
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"- Well, I'm not gonna give up on 4/20."
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"- Good."
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"- So, sadly, I will have to call out of work today"
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"and launch a full-on recon--"
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"no, wait, a weedcon--"
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"and find enough ditch weed to roll up 42 blunts"
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"and have a 42-blunt salute"
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"and save the party and save the day."
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"- Maybe I could go catfish some people,"
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"you know, get some easy money."
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"Sorry, catfish some people, get some easy moola."
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"- Okay. I was confused. Yeah."
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"I didn't know what you were talking about."
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"- Yo, Tez, my good friend."
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"- Just a second. - Did you get a email?"
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"* Did you get a email, man?"
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"* That's the hook to the song like blam *"
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"* Gats be spraying, and I'm just saying *"
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"* Can I-- - Stop. Stop. Stop."
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"What you doing?"
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"- Sorry. My email's down."
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"I was wondering if yours is working and if maybe"
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"you got a email sent to you that could be, like,"
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"a cool thing you might be into."
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"I don't know."
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"- That's okay. Let me see."
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"Actually, look at this."
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"- What is it? - Okay."
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"Billion Man March."
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"- Billion Man March? What?"
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"- Only $1,500."
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"You know what? I should do it."
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"- Yes, you should. Great. Awesome."
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"- But--but--but I can't. I can't."
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"I've been splurging at the new titty bar..."
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"- No. - Every day."
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"Colleen has been watching me like a hawk."
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"She everywhere."
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"All my money got to go to my children."
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"- Why am I so ugly, Lord?"
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"The zits, the snot, the boogers, the stinky butt,"
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"the bad breath, the globs of earwax in the morning,"
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"my weird teeth, my stupid hair, my itchy butt,"
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"the BO, the dandruff, the below-average dick."
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"What is your plan?"
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"You know every hair on my head, Lord."
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"I know you have a plan for me."
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"- Aah!"
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"- Oh--you scared me, dude."
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"Happy holidays."
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"- Oh, happy holidays!"
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"- Happy holidays. - Hi!"
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"- My name is Chill Sergeant DeMamp,"
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"at your service!"
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"- Are you army? - Well, yeah."
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"I guess so. Army of one."
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"- Oh. How many tours you do, Sergeant?"
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"- It's been a while since I've gone on a tour,"
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"- Bush! - Which is cool."
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"They give you, like, little... - Yeah, I went through the bush."
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"- Nips, and then the Play-Doh tour, that was the shit."
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"- I have been in the shit, you understand?"
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"- Cool. Right on."
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"- But I'm out! - Yeah, nice."
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"- My boy. I know you ca--you--"
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"You want--you want some ditch weed, don't you?"
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"Well, it's two clicks this way,"
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"so let's roll, Sergeant!"
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"Hey, men! This is--this is DeMamp."
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"He's a drill sergeant in the army."
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"- I'm a--no."
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"I'm a chill sergeant. Yeah."
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"Trying to get a pillowcase full of weed."
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"- Yeah."
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"- A sergeant with an upside-down"
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"private patch on your shoulder?"
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"What's the real story?"
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"- My friend Karl-- - Karl?"
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"We hate that son of a bitch. - Yeah."
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"He smells like shit. - Yeah."
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"He raids our fields at night,"
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"tries to sell our weed for profit."
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"Whose side are you on, son?"
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"- There's no sides, guys."
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"There's not-- let's face it, guys."
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"4/20 only comes around once a year,"
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"and it is our job to make sure that every man,"
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"woman, and child who wants to get stoned"
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"can get stoned,"
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"because this is America, the land of the free"
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"and the home of the chill!"
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"Now, let's go get some weed!"
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"- You want us to give you weed for free, right?"
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"- That's the plan, yes. - I don't think so."
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