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Clips from Family Guy - Who's Brian Now? (S19E19)

"a tennis ball in this direction."
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"Crap."
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"I'm lost in the woods, drunk on moonshine."
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"I guess the only thing to do is watch Alex Jones videos"
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"at full volume on my phone."
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"My supplements don't have lead in them."
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"If your magnet bracelet won't come off,"
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"it's probably something you did."
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"But now let's get back to the real news, my friends."
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"There is a pedophile ring at TCBY."
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"It does not stand for "The Country's Best Yogurt,""
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"it stands for "Take Children. Boys? Yes.""
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"- Good morning, buddy. - It's morning?"
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"(bleep), you can talk?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"Oh, my God. I knew it."
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"They told me I was crazy, but I knew it."
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"I've said good morning to, like, thousands of dogs."
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"Is this the pound? How did I get to the pound?"
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"Oh, my God, that's so awesome."
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"Okay, you were brought to us as a lost dog,"
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"but, we scanned you and found your microchip."
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"- I didn't know I was chipped. - Yep."
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"So you can go back to your owners,"
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"the Hendersons of Bristol County."
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"What? Well, who are these people?"
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"My family is the Griffins."
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"Well, that's not what your chip says."
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"Man, no one's gonna believe this."
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"Wait, will you record my outgoing message? Oh, hang on."
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"No one will know you're a dog."
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"Oh. Can I record you on mute?"
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"Wait, then no one will hear you can talk."
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"Okay, we're gonna do something together."
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"I don't know what it is, but we're gonna do something."
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"You still researching your other family?"
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"Yeah. Apparently, they reported me missing"
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"right before Peter found me."
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"I just think it's important I understand"
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"who these people were, you know, as an anthropologist might."
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"This is a search for "Hendersons net worth question mark.""
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"Ah, sorry, let me go back."
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"That says "Hendersons feet.""
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""Hendersons daughter.""
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""Hendersons daughter age." Yikes, Bri."
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""Hendersons naked." Whoa."
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""Florence Henderson naked.""
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"Her boobs look like her eyes."
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"Anyway, I just thought it might be helpful"
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"to reconnect with them."
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"It's funny, but I‐I have no memory of living with them."
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"Yeah, sort of like Chris doesn't remember we stole him"
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"- from a Dutch family. - What's this now?"
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"Oh, Peter, you cut your hair."
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"It actually got caught in the garage door opener chain."
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"Good news is, we'll know exactly how far"
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"to pull in when we park."
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"What about the tennis ball?"
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"What tennis ball?"
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"Hey, cool out. I‐I can be your assistant."
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"We can both do it. Checks and balances."
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"Okay, Brian, you can do this."
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"The Griffins are still your family."
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"You're just curious to learn about yourself."
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"Yes. To learn about yourself."
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"Oh, my God, it's you."
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"- Is this really happening? - Sure is."
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"We thought we'd never see you again."
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"We made a grave for you and everything."
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"Want to see it? Want to see your own grave?"
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"Um, uh, no, thanks."
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"Good, 'cause we had to move it to put in the trampoline anyway."
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"Come in, come in."
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"Wow, this place is incredible."
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"These say "Henderson." Did you write all these?"
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"Yep. I've written one more book than James Patterson."
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"He writes one, I write one more. That's sort of my thing."
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"Oh, and it looks like you got some of my favorites over here."
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"1984. Chilling."
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"- Could happen, right? - Which part?"
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"Oh, just all of it. You know, the‐‐ just, the year."
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"Are you saying the year 1984 could happen?"
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"Ah, and Sense and Sensibility."
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"Very similar words. But there is a difference there."
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"Well, I think Ms. Austen meant "sense" as in the rational mind,"
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"and "sensibility" as in one's preferences, or irrational mind,"
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"so it's kind of a winking tug‐of‐war at work."
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"Do you have Jaws here? I‐I'd like to talk about Jaws."
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"- By Peter Benchley? -"
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"No. No, by Steven Spielberg."
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"Well, that was all pretty unexpected."
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"The Hendersons were actually amazing."
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"I can totally see where I get my literary chops from."
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"Ah, uh, can't hear you..."
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"I mean, their kids are at Harvard now."
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"Yeah, I can't‐‐ I got my music going, so..."
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"Makes me think I could have gone to Harvard"
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"- if I'd just stuck around. -"
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"Okay, fine. Not gonna make Sinéad compete with you."
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"Not gonna do that to her."
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"I was just thinking, you know, how different"
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"my life could be if I'd actually grown up"
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"with the right kind of family."
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"Yeah, Bri, I have that thought sometimes, too."
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"- Oh, hey. - Hey yourself."
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"You, uh, working hard or hardly working?"
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"Get up here and find out."
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"Uh, Brian, I got to go."
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"- But, Stewie... - I got to go!"
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"Hey, you want to get in the pool?"
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"Oh, I'd love to, but I had active diarrhea three days ago."
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"Oh, it's okay, the lifeguard's totally cool."
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"Hey, guys?"
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"Uh‐uh."
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"Ah, the weekend scholars."
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"You two tackling your studies?"
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"We're buying tickets to Fyre Fest Two. You in?"
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"You do realize the first one was a historic failure."
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"Yeah, but this one's on the moon."
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"And Brittany Murphy's going!"
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