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Clips from Family Guy - Who's Brian Now? (S19E19)

"You guys are clearly being conned."
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"There isn't even water up there."
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"Trust me, there's a very dedicated man"
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"who will make sure we get water, Brian."
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"Hey, Chris, did you tell everyone the big news?"
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"No, it's stupid."
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"Go on, tell 'em!"
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"Well, I got into Orange Julius school today."
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"- That's wonderful, Chris! - Congratulations!"
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"Unique."
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"Tell 'em what the guy said, Chris."
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"He said I was lucky I was the only one who applied."
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"You're being too modest."
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"He also said they only accept"
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"99% of applicants."
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"Anyway, I've already been fired for touching myself"
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"while the Hot Dog on a Stick ladies made lemonade."
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"That's terrible, Chris."
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"Well, to be fair, the hot dogs look"
Family Guy
"like wieners and lemonade looks like pee,"
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"so I was kind of doomed from the get‐go."
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"Okay, that's it!"
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"How are you all actually this dumb?"
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"I can't even believe I've wasted my intellect living here."
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"What are you saying, Brian?"
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"I'm saying I'm moving back in"
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"with the Hendersons where I belong."
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"Okay, Brian, I guess that's your choice."
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"Yeah, fine. Go!"
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"And if you think we're just going to sadly"
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"watch you walk away, you're wrong, mister!"
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"Now get the hell out of here!"
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"♪ Every time you go ♪"
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"♪ Away... ♪"
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"♪ You take a piece of me with... ♪"
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"Hey, Stewie, was there a men's department"
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"- in that record store? - Shut up!"
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"Lois, there's a spider in my golf bag."
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"I need you to kill it."
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"Peter, why is there a huge pile of food"
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"under the table by your chair?"
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"What? Oh, that's all the gross food you made."
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"- Don't worry, Brian will eat it. - Brian's gone."
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"He moved in with that smarty‐pants Henderson family."
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"Oh, that's right. Well, then this is a perfect chance"
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"to do something I've been wanting to do forever."
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"Kids, family meeting!"
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"Now that there's no dog in the house, we can finally throw"
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"gross things in the open bathroom trash."
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"I've got a bloody Kleenex from when I blew my nose too hard!"
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"- Put it in there! - How about bloody toilet paper"
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"from wiping too hard?"
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"Everything bloody from everything too hard"
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"- goes in there. - I'm not proud of this family."
Family Guy
"All right, well, since Brian's not coming back,"
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"I, I guess you and I should try"
Family Guy
"to develop our own comedic patter."
Family Guy
"Guess so."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, can I get some of that pie and Cool "Hwip"?"
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"- What did you say? - We can't have pie without Cool "Hwip.""
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"That's not how you're supposed to say it!"
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"You said it weird!"
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"Whoa, buddy. It was‐‐ it was just a joke."
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"Somehow this is at my expense, I know it!"
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"No, it's a goof..."
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"- It's my bit, bud. - Oh, you like bits, huh?"
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"Well, this is my bit‐‐ want to ride the Stewie‐Go‐Round?"
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"Aah! Make it stop!"
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"I can't!"
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"It's like an SNL bit!"
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"Too long with no ending!"
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"- ♪ -"
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"Welcome back to the family, Brian."
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"We're so happy to have you for dinner."
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"I think it was Oscar Wilde who once said,"
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""After good dinner, one can forgive anybody,"
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"even one's own relations.""
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"And Oscar Wilde? Famous gaybo."
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"Whoa, where do you think you're going?"
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"Oh. I just assumed that was my seat."
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"Brian, we've never had an unwiped dog anus"
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"on a chair cushion before."
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"And we're not about to change that now,"
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"as happy as we are you've returned to us."
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"You eat down here."
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"Ah. Dog bowl."
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"Classic."
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"Ugh, this food looks gross."
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"- It's very good for you. - I don't believe you."
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"Well, who would you believe?"
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"I don't know, Robert Loggia?"
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"Whoa, Robert Loggia!"
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"Mrs. Henderson is right."
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"Alpo dog food is nutritious and delicious."
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"- Thanks, Robert Loggia! - No problem."
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"Mind if I take a whiz in your bathroom?"
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"But you took one when you got here."
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"Well, I have to take another."
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"Stop counting my whizzes."
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"You know, Brian, we were wondering,"
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"what do you think of the name Brian?"
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"- What do you mean? - Well, we never had the chance to name you,"
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"so we were thinking something a bit more sophisticated."
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"What if we call you Ishmael?"
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"Call me Ishmael?"
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"Ha. See, honey, I told you he wasn't secretly"
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"a stupid alcoholic fraud."
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"We love the name."
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"We heard a really wonderful lecture on Moby Dick"
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"when we went to TED last summer."
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"Oh, Ted? Ted's a classic!"
Family Guy
"I didn't know you like TED, too?"
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"Well, Ted 2 was just okay."
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"I mean, I‐I wanted to like it."
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"You know, I came to buy."
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"Really long courtroom scene, really long."
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"I don't think we saw that TED Talk."
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"Really? He says the opposite of things you think he'd say!"
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"I mean, that's kinda..."
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"that's kinda the whole thing."
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