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Clips from Unicorn Store

"Kit."
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"We know that these kids are making this stuff up."
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"You do? Yeah."
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"It takes a while and..."
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"sometimes it's..."
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"it's easier than the truth."
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"Can you understand that?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"You know, Britney's father died of an overdose,"
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"and Karen was abused by a neighbor."
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"All of these kids, they've got a pretty sad story"
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"and a pretty good reason for hiding from who they really are."
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"Do you?"
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"Oop--"
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"Oh, hello."
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"Sabrina?"
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"Hey."
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"I'm good."
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"I know what I want to do tomorrow."
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"How much glitter do you have?"
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"Ooh."
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"You are really late. Did you bring everything?"
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"I have all the confetti... Why are you in a costume?"
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"Oh. These are just my clothes."
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"They're really cool."
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"-You got this. -No, you got this!"
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"-We got this."
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"I gotta take this."
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"Hello?"
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"How did it go with your family? Was there hugging?"
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"Uh, there was a Truth Circle."
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"But you worked it out, right? 'Cause we have your unicorn!"
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"Oh, my God. Is she there? Where is she?"
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"Oh, not quite yet. I'm waiting on a 397."
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"What is that? Is that important?"
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"You do not want this unicorn entering the country"
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"without a 397."
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"Now, I'll call you when it gets here."
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"Then, you come right over."
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"I will."
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"This is the happiest day of my life!"
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"So, things are good with your parents?"
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"Yes. Well, I mean, they will be."
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"They're gonna be really proud when I get this promotion."
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"Okay, then. Don't mess it up."
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"I won't."
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"-You ready? -Yes."
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"I think I'm gonna throw up."
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"Show time. Let's go."
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"And so, in conclusion,"
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"I give, to all of America, Mystic Vac."
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"Cleaning never looked so good."
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"What woman wouldn't want to look like this?"
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"Excellent job, Matt, Aaron."
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"I love the model."
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"She's sexy, she's aspirational."
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"Maybe one day I can look like that when I vacuum."
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"You can dream. I mean, she's really got it all."
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"-She has the baby but she's also cleaning. -Hello!"
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"-And she-- -Hi."
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"-And she's-- - Oh."
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"- Sorry we're late. -Hello. What is this?"
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"Are we seeing another presentation?"
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"This is, uh, Kit, our temp for now, but maybe in the future--"
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"I didn't realize you'd have something ready."
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"But you told me to."
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"I'm intrigued, Gary. I mean..."
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"Look at her clothes."
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"Well, if you really want to hear it..."
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"- Let's hear it. -Lights!"
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"Mystic, mystic, vac, vac."
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"Mystic, mystic, vac, vac."
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"Mystic Vac!"
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"It's in the name,"
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"and whoops, it's all over the floor."
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"We can clean up all this glitter"
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"in the colors of our choice--"
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"in pink, blue, and multi-color."
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"Look at them magically vacuum away."
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"Are these fairies cleaning your house, or just regular people?"
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"Behold the whimsical land"
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"where Mystic Vac vacuums surely are born."
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"In your mystical..."
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"magical..."
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"dreams!"
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"- Aah!"
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"Woo! Yeah!"
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"The end!"
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"Any questions?"
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"Why are you wearing the vacuum?"
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"Oh. It's an invention I came up with."
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"They're called backpacks."
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"Does it read a little childish?"
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"Uh, the whole magical rainbow-ness of it all?"
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"Hmm."
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"Well, every person alive has a dream."
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"Everybody needs some magic in their lives, even if they're all grown up."
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"So, there wouldn't be a sexy woman vacuuming a house."
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"As I mentioned, Angie, Kit's just a temp, so..."
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"Well, this is not a vacuum for your house."
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"This is a vacuum for your soul."
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"Look around you!"
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"I see my problems, and they're all over the floor."
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"And a little bit on your conference table."
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"But I-I really wish that I could just vacuum them up, you know?"
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"Especially with a vacuum that has 30% more power than the leading brand."
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"So, imagine that these are my problems,"
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"this is my career and my-- my parents,"
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"um..."
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"and-- and, uh..."
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"and..."
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"Sabrina?"
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"What would you like to vacuum up"
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"in a vacuum that is powerful and also attractive?"
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"Uh..."
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"Just... I'll say my parents, too."
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"Um..."
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"Actually... Um..."
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"I'll say fear."
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"Because I've always had a dream where I could open my own Etsy shop,"
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