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Clips from Unicorn Store

"and I would make jewelry shaped like little food."
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"Right? Um..."
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"I'm just really scared, so..."
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"Fear."
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"Yep. Yep."
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"Okay, um..."
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"I wish I could vacuum up all the haters."
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"You know, because a lot of people think that I'm not smart"
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"because I'm a delivery guy and 'cause I'm kind of hot, but..."
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"I do crosswords, y'all."
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"And I read books, so..."
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"Yeah, that's good."
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"See?"
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"We're all just looking for happiness."
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"And maybe, if we're lucky, we can just buy it in a store."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"I'm really liking the sexy lady vacuuming."
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"-You gotta go with the sexy lady. -I'm just worried about all the rainbows."
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"In fact, I'm just realizing right now..."
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"I-I-I might hate rainbows."
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"Oh, my God. Me too. Let's..."
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"Let's just keep this really real and grounded."
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"Wait, but you guys do realize that--"
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"Sorry, rainbows are real."
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"So..."
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"Gary, what about you?"
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"Talk to me more..."
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"about the lingerie."
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"So you quit or you were fired?"
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"Mmm... it was a little bit of both."
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"-Oh, no. - But it's okay."
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"Because I have other more meaningful things in my life."
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"That--"
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"-That's good. - Mm-hmm."
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"I mean, who's Gary? He's just like my professor."
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"It's these dudes that I just tiptoe around"
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"because I think that they know so many things."
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"They don't."
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"I know things."
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"And I have a secret, and it's really good. Are you gonna tell me what this secret is or what?"
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"No."
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"Kit!"
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"-I won't tell you. - Come on. Tell me, please."
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"-No. - Please."
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"No."
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"Why?"
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"Because you're gonna freak out."
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"Why would I freak out? I'm not gonna freak out."
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"It's not about you. It's about the other people in this restaurant."
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"I just can't put that on them."
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"Are you gonna have to broadcast? You can tell me. Tell me in a whisper."
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"You promise you're not gonna freak out?"
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"I swear I will not freak out."
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"Okay."
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"What would you say..."
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"if I told you..."
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"that I'm getting a unicorn?"
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"I would say you paid too much for a horse."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, but what if I said:"
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""No, Virgil, I really am getting a unicorn.""
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"-I am!"
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"It's gonna come live in the backyard in that stable that you're building."
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"-Okay, what are you saying? - Ta-da!"
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"No, no, no. What are you saying?"
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"What? I'm saying what I'm saying."
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"I'm saying that I'm getting a unicorn."
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"Hello?"
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"This is exciting news."
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"Okay, I know what you're thinking. Like, "Meh, unicorns aren't real.""
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"But they are."
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"And they'll love you forever."
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"Forever."
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"Okay."
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"Um..."
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"Where does this unicorn come from?"
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"-The unicorn store. -Oh, good. Of course."
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"I know."
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"I know. It's this really weird place"
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"with this really weird guy, and I was skeptical too."
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"-You guys ready to order? -I'm sorry. Not even close."
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"Um..."
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"What weird guy?"
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"The unicorn salesman. He's the one that gets all the unicorns."
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"Kit. What?"
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"Don't be scared."
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"I wasn't before you said that."
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"Is something wrong?"
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"This isn't right."
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"-There are no buttons. -I know."
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"Just wait."
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"You have the right floor?"
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"Yes."
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"But no."
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"This isn't it?"
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"No."
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"No, something's not right, because--"
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"I promise you, I'm not a crazy person. It was here!"
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"- Oh, yeah, I believe you. -You do?"
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"Sure. Some shady guy tricked you, took your money, and skipped town."
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"But I didn't give him any money. I just had to prove that I deserved a unicorn."
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"Prove it? How? What did you have to do?"
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"Are we in the right building? This just isn't right."
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"-What did you have to do, Kit? -Nothing. Nothing."
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"I had to just build a stable, prove that I was financially capable."
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"You gave a stranger financial information?"
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"No! It's not like that."
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"Look, you were conned. This guy is trying to steal your identity or something."
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"By building an entire unicorn store?"
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"You should've seen this place."
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"There was an ice cream parlor,"
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"and there was this like giant screen right here,"
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"and there was a recreational lounge."
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"What?"
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"If I got a girl, I was gonna name her Zoe."
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"Or Beyoncé."
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"Those are good names, Kit."
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"I'm so stupid."
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"No, no."
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"You're not. Look, if this guy has your information,"
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