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"And they're all, like, "We're burning these up.""
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"Just burning them up like that campfire right there."
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"Wow."
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"How did that make you feel?"
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"Oh, my God, like, so sad for all my tube tops."
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"-That's a great share. -Yeah, good share."
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"-Good share."
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"Thank you."
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"Maybe I just like to draw pictures."
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"Maybe I just like knives."
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"Maybe I just like to draw pictures of knives."
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"It doesn't mean I'm gonna do anything..."
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"to my algebra teacher."
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"-Do you-- -That's--"
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"That's right, it doesn't mean that. Mm-hmm."
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"And then, uh, my parents bought a dog."
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"And, uh, at first I thought it was cute,"
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"and then they took it on a Disney vacation..."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Without me."
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"-Oh. -Oh."
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"Do my parents like my dog more than they like me?"
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"That's totally valid, Kev."
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"You're asking the right questions."
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"How about you, Kit?"
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"Feel like you want to try sharing?"
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"Mmm, no, thank you."
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"Please."
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"Kevin just shared and he feels a lot better. Right, Kev?"
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"Yeah. So..."
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"-Do you want me to tell the truth? -Yeah, I mean..."
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"Yeah."
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"What's-- whatever is really going on with you."
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"It's scary. Like, you know, the canoing was scary, but..."
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"- Mm-hmm. - After that, just let it flow."
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"- Yeah, let it go. - Let it go."
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"Okay."
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"Growing up, I never had a pet."
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"-That's bullshit! -Totally valid, Spencer."
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"But it's... it's Kit's share."
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"And there's only so much time you can spend talking to your stuffed animals"
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"before you start to want more."
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"To want love."
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"But not the regular kind of love that fades, or changes, or goes away."
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"That special kind of love."
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"Unconditional love."
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"I'm a grown-up now."
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"And I've made a decision."
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"Okay."
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"I'm getting a unicorn."
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"What?"
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"What? Uh..."
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"I'm getting a pet unicorn."
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"I guess it's not really a pet, because unicorns are independent creatures"
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"full of mystery and wonder, but I'm getting a unicorn friend."
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"Oh, hell no."
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"Gene?"
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"Um, Kit..."
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"I don't want you to worry about this,"
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"because this is nothing that you're gonna have to handle or take care of."
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"I'm gonna gonna take care of everything."
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"The unicorn is gonna live quietly in the backyard with me."
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"-Quietly? -Yeah, well..."
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"Gosh, I don't know if it's really totally quiet."
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"I didn't really think that much about it because I'm just really excited."
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"You both know how much I have wanted this my entire life,"
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"and it's finally happening, and..."
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"and now that this dream is coming true, it just makes me think..."
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"what else can happen?"
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"Wow."
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"Okay, you know, um..."
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"-Maybe... -Guys, let's..."
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"-Let's take a little moment. -Yeah."
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"-Let this all... -Just..."
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"-You want a family meeting? - Just a quick one, maybe."
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"Maybe we'll have a family meeting. Just, uh, hang in there, guys."
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"Sit in your truth. Sit in your truth. Come here."
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"Honey, what are you doing? What are you doing?"
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"I'm not doing anything."
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"I specifically came here to work on our loving family energies."
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"Kit, do you think this is some kind of joke?"
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"No, I don't."
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"I know that you think that I'm joking, but..."
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"I really am getting a unicorn,"
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"and I'm gonna love it, and it's gonna be my best friend in the whole world."
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"Do you want a best friend? I will be your best friend."
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"I don't want you to be my best friend."
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"This whole thing just sounds a lot weirder than it actually is."
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"- Want me to be your best friend? -No."
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"-Okay. - This is--"
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"-This is insane! -Honey."
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"This is why I never talk to you about anything."
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"There's no need to yell."
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"Yelling is-- is not an effective way to communicate."
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"And listen."
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"We thought you might finally make a friendship with a person."
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"We did not know that we ruined your childhood."
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"Do you want a puppy?"
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"Should we just get you a puppy?"
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"You know that every one of those kids was lying?"
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"You sat there so patiently and listened to all of their stories."
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"You were falling for every single one of them. I am your daughter."
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"-Falling? -I am telling you the truth."
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"You know, I'm not mad at you. I know that I'm just a disappointment."
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"You are not a disappointment."
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"You think you're a disappointment?"
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"Yes. To you, I am a disappointment, because you're always like,"
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""Why don't you have a boyfriend?" "Why don't you eat more vegetables?""
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""Why aren't you more like Kevin?""
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"-Someone call me? -No!"
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"No, Kev."
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"We don't want you to be more like Kevin, all right?"
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"That is not the goal. We just want you to be happy. You gotta hand it to Kevin. He's in the game. He's trying."
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"-Gene, no, don't go there. -He's keeping himself busy--"
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"Dad, I am keeping myself just as busy as Kevin is."
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"I have a vacuum presentation that I should be working on right now,"
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"but instead, I've been here with you."
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"Well, I am sorry we are not your dream parents."
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"Okay, honey."
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"-That's... -Mom."
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