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Clips from Unicorn Store

"I am going to lock myself in my house,"
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"-because I will have it all to myself... -Ooh."
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"...and focus, focus, focus on drawing vacuums."
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"What are you guys doing in here?"
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"Honey, what-- what is this?"
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"Why-- why are you going through my stuff?"
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"I am so sorry, Kit, that we didn't build you a better playhouse."
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"Is that what this is?"
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"- Ask her. -Is that what you're building?"
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"The thing outside with the guy and..."
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"Are you building another place?"
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"Are you building a better place?"
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"-For... -For your..."
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"For your... imaginary friend?"
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"No! I don't have an imaginary friend."
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"-Ask her again. -It's totally fine."
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"It's nothing. It's private."
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"Honey, I'm holding some hay."
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"Get out! Get out of my space!"
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"-That hurts. -All right."
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"Well, I'm hearing stuff from her now."
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"-Are you hearing things? -Yes, her-- she's attacking."
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"I understand, but I think we need to honor that."
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"So, please go."
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"We will give you your space, but we're gonna--"
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"we're gonna talk about this on Monday."
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"I'm not making an appointment with you to talk about this."
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"-No, I'm not. - You don't need an appointment."
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"But we'll do it Monday."
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"-Uh, you want me to leave this open, hun? -Close it."
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"I don't know how to be a grown-up,"
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"my parents think that I'm insane, and I have no idea what Gary is thinking,"
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"except he wants to help me remove all my layers."
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"Hmm, hello."
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"Now you're living life."
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"What's the next requirement?"
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"I don't know if you're ready for that one yet."
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"Of course I'm ready. I'm building a home worthy of a unicorn."
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"I've got plenty of hay."
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"What's left?"
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"What? I got to hang a magic rainbow on my kitchen or some shit?"
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""Surround the unicorn with love."
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"Hatred in your heart is like a dagger to hers.""
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"And what do you think about that?"
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""Surround it with love." I can do that."
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"That's like hugging, right? I can totally hug a unicorn."
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"Maybe you just need to figure this one out for yourself."
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""Caring for your unicorn."
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"Do you have enough love in your life for this unicorn?"
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"Do you have a nurturing family environment?"
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"Will your unicorn live in a happy home with a well-developed support system?"
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"I don't know Kit, will it?"
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"Yes, it will. What are you implying?"
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"Unicorns need loving vibes."
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"They're very sensitive to negative energies in the home."
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"I don't have negative energies."
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"I have loving energies,"
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"and this unicorn is gonna love all of my energies,"
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"and if she doesn't, then she can just go back to her sad little forest, okay?"
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"Has anyone ever told you you are a very selfish person?"
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"Huh?"
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"You think everything in this store is for you?"
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"Well, you kind of said it was."
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"You think a store is only customers,"
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"or did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe,"
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"the salespeople on the other side"
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"have their own lives, their own dreams, their own reasons"
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"for selling the things that they sell?"
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"Jeez Louise!"
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"Having been separated from her parents,"
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"the runt of the litter is left to fend for herself."
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"She wanders the plains of the Serengeti alone..."
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"...searching for food..."
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"and for her parents..."
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"...unaware that far away,"
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"-her herd is in search of her as well. - Row! Row!"
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"-Row! Row! - Woo! Who's feeling good now?"
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"I think that rowing is you're reaching into the future,"
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"you're pushing away the past."
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"-Into the future! - Into the future!"
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"-Push the past! - Push the past!"
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"Into the future, that's it."
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"This is where that kale really comes into play."
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"We're not going anywhere. Push that past behind and row."
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"-Sweetie, you're doing great. - Row!"
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"Grow! Grow!"
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"- Woo! -All right!"
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"Guys, you did great."
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"-Boat's secure. You did great, guys. - You really did great. Yeah!"
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"I'm proud of you."
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"-We did it! -How about this one?"
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"You're amazing!"
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"I'm just glad that we're, you know, talking, and..."
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"Yeah."
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"I-I really just want our house to be a happy one."
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"- Yes. Yeah. -We do, too, sweetie."
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"-Yeah, of course. -Yeah."
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"Well, we're happy that you made it."
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"Yeah! Yeah."
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"Hey, Kit!"
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"Great job with the canoe."
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"Yeah, once these tents are up, we're gonna start the Truth Circle."
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"Kevin's challenging himself to do the tent by himself today."
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"-Kev! - That looks kind of dangerous."
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"-I don't want him to get hurt. Kev! - Uh-oh."
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"Hang on."
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"LPI. LPI. Remember our tools?"
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"You ready for Truth Circle?"
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"Yeah, what is Truth Circle, exactly?"
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"In my opinion, Truth Circle is bullshit, is what it is."
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"Yeah, try to cry a lot or they think you're blocking"
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"and you'll have to go hiking with your own spirit-self or some shit."
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"-Why did you guys have to come here? -Whatever."
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"I swear I didn't know I was pregnant."
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"Oh, shit."
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"She's totally kidding."
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"We just make stuff up, like, for Truth Circle. We lie."
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"-Oh. - Yeah. They'll believe anything."
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"My psycho parents hate me."
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"They just... grabbed all my tube tops."
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