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Clips from Unicorn Store

"Show us what you're thinking. Yeah?"
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"Oh. Like, the whole team? Like..."
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"Like a presentation? Okay."
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"-Don't be afraid, Kit. -I'm not."
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"I'm just kind of like busy."
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"There's a superstar deep, deep, deep inside you there, somewhere."
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"We just need to take all these layers off and let her out of there."
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"Does she want to come out of there?"
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"-Yeah, I think that she does. - She totally does!"
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"Yeah."
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"She totally does."
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"I can't believe"
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"that you built real walls!"
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"-Calm down. -You built real walls!"
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"Well, I watched YouTube videos on making real walls."
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"-Well, I think it's working. -Ah..."
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"I keep looking at 'em to make sure they're not gonna fall down, and they haven't yet."
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"Kit, dinner's ready!"
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"I'll order pizza!"
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"Oh!"
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"Sorry, that's my mom. She's just... super annoying."
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"She's super annoying 'cause she wants to make you dinner?"
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"-Oh, sorry."
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"What, Mom? What? I'm busy. I'm doing something."
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"What are you guys doing out there? Come in, have some quinoa."
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"Uh... Sorry, service is really bad. Bye."
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"-So. -So?"
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"Do your parents call you, like, every day?"
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"No, they're dead."
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"-Oh, my God. -No, I'm just kidding. No."
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"They're--they're still alive. But..."
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"-So mean! -Yeah, it's really bad."
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"Um... but..."
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"I don't know."
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"I guess they're just busy with their own lives."
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"So, what do you think about this wood?"
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"Is it strong enough to withstand something kind of..."
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"like, sharp and pointy stabbing it?"
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"-Kit? -Hmm."
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"Why are you building this?"
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"It's a surprise."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, you know something-- You know what? I get paid either way."
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"Yeah."
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"Now, for the next step,"
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"we're gonna put our siding on our framed wall."
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"Wanna grab a screw, your drill…"
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"-Stop. -What?"
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"...and your wood."
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"Can I give you a little friendly advice from one woman to another?"
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"Okay. You just don't sound very friendly."
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"There is zero chance that Gary is going to pick your presentation, okay?"
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"You're not gonna save the day with your little vacuum cartoons."
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"Aaron and Matt are already on the account,"
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"and they are for real superstars who actually know what they are doing."
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"I'm not trying to save the day."
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"Oh, I just-- I just bet you weren't."
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"And Gary really does believe in me."
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"You're not special!"
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"Okay?"
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"We've all been there before."
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"Enjoy it while it lasts."
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"Kit, is something wrong?"
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"That's quite a lot of food for a 30-minute road trip you got going on in here."
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"You're gonna be thanking me when we're 30 minutes in the middle of nowhere"
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"-and all you want are some Bugles. - Okay."
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"- Let's see what we got. -Oh."
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"Wait. I love this song!"
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"♪ You take me all the way there ♪"
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"♪ Flying us in on wing and a prayer ♪"
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"♪ And once we were worlds apart ♪"
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"♪ But hey, that's just how it starts ♪"
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"♪ You take me the all the way there ♪"
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"♪ All the way ♪"
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"-That was impressive. - Oh."
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"Thank you for driving. I know that you don't want to be here."
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"What? No, I-I-I wanna be here."
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"I'm-- I'm happy, I'm-- I'm excited."
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"I'm pumped."
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"I'm getting hay."
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"- Hay! -Hay!"
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"Hay, hay, hay."
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"-Question. - Yes."
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"Am I pretty enough to be sexually harassed?"
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"What? What, no, who-- who-- who are you talking about?"
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"My boss, Gary."
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"He's older, but in that sort of old-fashioned way,"
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"where they like to open doors for you and smell your hair."
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"Um, no, that's-- that's not okay."
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"-That's not okay at all. -But Crystal says he does it to everybody."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hmm."
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"This here is our three-way hay."
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"Uh, wheat, oats, and barley."
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"-Okay."
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"Okay, but does it taste good?"
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"You'll have to ask the cows."
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"Oh. Should we talk to the cows?"
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"We should talk to the cows, I think."
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"-Are we supposed to load? -I-- you know what?"
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"You don't know?"
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"Have you ever been in this situation before?"
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"No, this is the first time, surprisingly enough."
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"-Okay, well... -Um, let's see."
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"-It's not far. -All right."
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"One, two, three."
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"- All right. A little bit-- - Heavy."
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"Oh, gosh. I have to set it down."
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"-There's just so much-- -Oh."
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"Are you really getting a horse?"
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"Um..."
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"Basically."
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"I think that you're doing a really good job with the power tools."
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"Sorry for the wait."
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"I'll load it for you."
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"I'm getting really nervous about this presentation,"
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"because I keep trying to draw vacuums"
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"and every time I do, I just want to draw rainbow kittens."
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"Well, yeah, you're human."
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"But you have until Monday to come up with something, yeah?"
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