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Clips from Unicorn Store

"There are a few texts on the mythology of unicorns."
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"-Okay, yeah, I'll take all of those. -Okay."
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"- Kit, is someone at the door? -No."
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"-Sweetie? -Hi. Come on in."
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"-We're going to be going this way. - Kit! We're in the gym."
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"-Okay. Okay. -Whoa."
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"Just down here."
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"Sorry."
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"It's just, if my mom sees you, she'll think that you're my boyfriend"
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"-and invite you to Christmas. -Oh, I'm not coming to Christmas."
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"No, I know."
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"Oh."
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"-Who did all this? -Don't look at these."
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"-These are my artistic failures. -According to who?"
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"Uh, Professor Jonathan Scott."
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"I took his class. He's extremely prolific in the art world."
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""Stick in a box.""
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"Yeah, sounds like an idiot."
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"No, he's not an idiot."
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"He's the first artist to put a stick in a box."
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"Very cutting-edge at the time."
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"So this is the space."
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"Okay, so what do you want done? You want a ceiling fan?"
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"Dressers, bookshelves?"
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"No, I'm thinking of something better."
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"Like a stable. A horse stable?"
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"Yeah, but for something like a horse..."
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"Smaller than a horse, like a pony."
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"-A pony? -Mm-hmm."
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"But better than a pony."
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"Okay."
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"Um..."
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"You know, I don't think a pony wants to live in your basement."
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"That's a good point."
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"I don't even want to live here."
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"Well, I guess you have enough room for a... stable out here."
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"Mmm. Okay. Great."
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"Is there a way for you to do it tomorrow?"
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"-No. -Why?"
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"It's just your straight, you know, garden variety,"
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"-you know, generic brand horse stable. -Uh, can't do it."
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"-Sure you can. -Well, I can't."
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"And, you know, it's a little sexist that you think so."
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"Not every man who walks the Earth knows how to build amazing things -with his bare hands, okay? - Okay. It's--"
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"I get your point, but it's not sexist."
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"It's just, you work at a hardware store."
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"-You guys can do anything."
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"Wow, that's really cute."
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"Well, how about-- Okay."
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"How about we use this? How about we use my, um..."
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"Okay, the doorknob thing was a little dramatic, but--"
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"Yeah."
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"There's tons of stuff out of this that we could use, right?"
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"Is that your playhouse?"
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"Yeah, it was."
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"My dad built it for me when I was a kid."
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"What do you think?"
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"Uh, that-- that seems like a fundamentally bad idea."
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"-Okay, so it's 50% rotted, that's true. -Mm-hmm."
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"But we could use some of the wood."
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"And build a new thing out of this."
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"- Just like that. - Mm-hmm."
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"Please?"
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"You don't even know me."
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"But I know you have a tape measure."
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"Okay."
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"Yes, we're doing it!"
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"-Okay."
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"Whoa! All right, is that okay?"
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"Yeah."
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"-All right. -You do it."
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"Sure. Okay. Um..."
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"Go, go, go!"
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"Yeah!"
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"- Yeah. - We'll just use a hammer."
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"So, I'm building a stable in my backyard."
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"Well, actually, I hired a man to do it and it's gonna be awesome."
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"So what's next?"
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"When do I get to meet the unicorn?"
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"Behold!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"The magical horn"
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"of a unicorn long gone."
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"Touch it."
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"Pick it up."
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"Oh, it's so heavy!"
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"That's because it's full of love."
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"Oh, no, not really. They're all just really heavy."
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"So, what happened to him?"
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"What happens to any of us"
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"that doesn't learn to love another thing?"
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"Oh, Kit."
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"It is so wonderful..."
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"that you're taking in a unicorn."
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"Hmm."
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"Now that you've built this foundation,"
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"we need to start thinking about your long-term goals."
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"How to feed your unicorn in body and mind."
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"And proof of financial responsibility and some other forms speculating on--"
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"Oh, my God. Look at the time."
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"You're gonna be late for work!"
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"Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go."
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"Get out there and show us what you can do."
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"I will!"
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"Oh, where have you been? Crystal keeps asking me where you are."
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"I just went to Whole Foods to pick up some hay, but they didn't have it, so the trip was pointless."
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"What do you need hay for? Oh, wait, are you doing like a cool diet thing?"
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"Because let me tell you this. I tried the 30-day fiber fun diet for seven days."
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"It did not do anything and I did not have any fun."
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"-Hey."
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"Uh, step into my office. I'd love to speak with you for a minute."
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"Is it personal? I can clear up my schedule."
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"Beautiful."
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"Gary, I have been thinking a lot about my long-term goals."
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"I don't want to be a temp forever."
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"I want to be full-time, maybe."
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"I want to show you what I can do."
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"I would like to see what that looks like."
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"You would?"
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"Let's have you meet with the whole Mystic Vac team next Monday."
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