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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - It's Only Rock and Roll (S07E07)

"doesn't anybody want to ask me how I'm feeling?"
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"Well, of course."
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"Eric, ask your mother how she's feeling."
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"How are you feeling, mom?"
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"Unneeded, unnecessary and unloved."
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"Oh, you set me up."
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"Well, there's no one for me to take care of."
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"Steven's off with his dad, you're..."
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"busy with your silly not-working projects, and..."
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"we haven't heard from laurie since she moved to canada."
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"Where bottomless dancing is legal."
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"Cheer up, kitty. You'll always have me to take care of."
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"Oh, the way you eat, you'll be dead long before me."
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"- You're the one that puts bacon on everything. - I do not."
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"- Last week you put bacon on ham. - Fine."
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"Everything's my fault."
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"Man, I can't wait to be married."
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"All right, fine. Look, we could talk all day,"
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"but I see one little fella that still needs your attention."
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"We still have schotzie?"
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"I thought he ran away."
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"No, he's been hiding underneath the house."
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"For a year?"
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"Poor little fella. He's afraid of the garden hose."
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"Look, mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself."
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"Maybe you should find something to enrich your life."
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"Oh, may I suggest"
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"the teachings of the jedi?"
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"And may I suggest the footing of your ass?"
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"this is not the ass you're looking for."
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"See, now you don't know what to do."
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"You guys, yesterday at the salon I gave a shampoo to tina simpson."
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"And you know what?"
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"She has a lumpy head."
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"Oh, gross. I made out with her in the tenth grade."
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"If I'd have known she had a lumpy head, I would have felt around up there."
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"Well, I mean, it's gross, but you want to feel it, right?"
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"You guys, listen to this ad. "Do you like to draw?""
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"Well, I have been known to trace my hand and turn it into a turkey."
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""If so, have your artistic ability evaluated "by the cartoon academy of fort lauderdale.""
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"Ooh. I think picasso went there."
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"All I have to do is send in my drawing of sanchez the turtle"
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"and a money order for $19.95. 20 bucks to get judged by a panel of cartoon experts?"
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"I'd pay twice that."
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"Steven, you cannot go to your first day at your dad's company dressed like that."
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"You're working there, not digging a ditch to there."
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"Jackie, he owns a chain of record stores."
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"This is the official uniform of rock 'n' roll."
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"I'm dressed to jam."
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"I agree with jackie. You clean up so nice."
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"Let the world see what I see."
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"I'm sorry. I'm drawing sanchez the turtle. I made a little bubble where he's saying,"
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""what's the hurry, guys?""
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"Watch your back, "doonesbury.""
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"- All right, steven, you know, I really think you-- - Lay off, okay? I'm dressed fine."
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"Really? What's the job?"
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"Are they looking for an entry-level hobo?"
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"Actually, I'm hoping to get to listen to the records and pick which ones the stores carry."
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"In which case,"
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"bye-bye, andy gibb."
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"What do you have against good-looking guys?"
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"We're just like you, except for much better-looking."
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"You know what you should do?"
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"Bring back swing music."
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"Hey, sue me. I like a song I can throw a lady around to."
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"here's where you'll be working, son."
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"Well, it's pretty grim."
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"So is this where we interrogate the political prisoners?"
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"So, um,"
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"- where's all the records at? - Right here."
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"These papers are the sales records for all of our stores in the greater tri-county area."
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"These aren't the kind of papers I thought I'd be working with."
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"I thought they'd be smaller and wrapped around something illegal."
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"Look, I don't wanna bum you out, but we kind of have a dress code here."
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"You're dressed pretty casual."
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"Yeah, but this is silk. You couldn't pull it off."
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"Steven, I love your closet."
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"Where's your office?"
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"Did you follow me here?"
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"And you never even saw me."
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"See, the trick is, is to stay two cars behind and one to the left."
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"Oh, here. I brought you a very special lunch,"
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"and it's wrapped in a suit and tie."
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"Wear it."
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"A suit? See, she has the right idea."
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"Well, I told him to dress nicer."
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"But he's poor, and that's your fault."
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"Steven,"
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"we're gonna be evaluating store profits from last quarter,"
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"so your job is to go through these records and to underline every instance of the word "credit.""
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"That's what I'm gonna be doing my whole first day?"
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"First day? Ha! It'll take you a week."
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"Well, if you get bored, do what I do--play golf."
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"I don't play golf."
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"Good. You can't leave anyway."
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"What exactly are they doing?"
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"I'm not sure."
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"I think it's like a karate that kills you with jiggle."
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"And that's how you do tai chi."
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"Are you boys ready to try?"
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"No, I think we need to watch you two do it a little bit more."
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"They're not trying to learn, mom."
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"Otherwise they wouldn't have brought lawn chairs and fudgesicles."
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"Kelso, I thought you were gonna start respecting women now that you have a daughter."
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"I am, but you two are grandfathered in."
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"I really don't see what the big deal is, bob."
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"We brought this tray over to you full of cookies."
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"You should have brought it back full of cookies. That's all I'm saying."
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"- What are you two doing? - It's tai chi."
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"It's an ancient form of exercise and meditation."
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"It originated in the far east in a place called los angeles."
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"- Seems really interesting. Can I try? - Sure."
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"I'd stay out here and try it with you, but I'd rather go inside and eat."
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"So the key is to relax and find your inner peace."
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"Seems a little exotic,"
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"but if this tai chi is half as good as a mai tai, I'm sure I'm gonna love it."
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"You're the new guy, huh? I'm dennis."
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"I'm hyde."
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"Mondays, huh?"
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"I guess."
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