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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Cowboy Country (S02E02)

"Adult adam: Back in the '80s, being a man's man was simple."
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"All you needed was muscles or a mustache."
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"Unfortunately, I was miles from dolph lundgren"
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"And no chuck norris...Yet."
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"Get scared, boys. Goldberg's coming for you."
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"Adult adam: I was what you'd call a late bloomer,"
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"Like the latest...Ever."
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"What's up, goldnerd? How was your winter break?"
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"J.C. Spink? What the..."
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"What happened to you?"
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"Grew a ton, I stink, got acne all over my back."
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"It's awesome."
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"But worst of all, the girls were growing even faster,"
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"Especially my girlfriend, dana caldwell."
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"Anthony: Yo, girls."
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"Mainly you."
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"Um, hi."
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"There's a party at the water tower."
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"Usually there's no freshman allowed,"
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"But for you, I'll make an exception."
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"Actually, I'm not a freshmen."
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"Adam f. Goldberg. Pleasure."
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"Uh, what's this about a party?"
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"Uh, I'll see you there, dana."
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"And, uh, don't bring your little brother."
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"I'm actually four months and 16 days older than her,"
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"And we're together."
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"Weird. Anthony balsamo knows my name."
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"And he's such a mensch to invite both of us."
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"Wait... You want to go to that?"
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"It's just gonna be a bunch of rowdy high-school guys"
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"Spray-painting dirty words on the water tower."
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"Big, bad adam ain't afraid of no water tower."
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"Or ghosts, fyi."
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"Adult adam: I desperately wanted my girlfriend, dana,"
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"To see me as a man."
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"Are you standing on your tiptoes?"
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"Don't think so."
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"Adult adam: And if it wasn't gonna happen on its own,"
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"I would kick-start the process myself."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"I'm stimulating the follicles."
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"I read it in gq."
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"It's a magazine for stylish men of means."
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"Okay, everybody out."
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"I need to use the... Oh, my god."
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"Are you using my lady bic?"
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"I'm stimulating the follicles!"
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"Ha, you suck!"
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"Barry, get the camera! Adam's being adam!"
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"What's with all the yelling?"
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"Oh, my joy!"
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"Is my baby trying to shave?"
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"(gasps) I'm stimulating the follicles."
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"Oh! I got the polaroid!"
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"Say peach fuzz!"
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"¶ I'm twisted up inside"
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"¶ but nonetheless I feel the need to say"
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"¶ I don't know the future"
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"¶ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶"
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"Adult adam: It was January 7th, 1980-something,"
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"And my brother, barry, had his first real-live girlfriend,"
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"Lainey lewis."
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"You went through my backpack and ate my pudding?"
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"Who does that?"
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"Aw, so cute when my boyfriend flies into a rage over pudding."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up."
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"You just said "boyfriend" out loud,"
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"In front of other teenage human people."
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"Dude, it's not a big deal."
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"It's just..."
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"I've never been this happy."
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"Aw."
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"Don't celebrate just yet."
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"My dad has to meet your dad first."
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"It's like his only rule."
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"He needs to know you come from good stock."
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"I don't."
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"You've seen my stock. It's like terrible stock."
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"I have a plan."
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"We'll have you guys come to a football game,"
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"So they'll be distracted and drinking a lot."
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"That's genius! Think you can get him to come over?"
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"Hey, big tasty knows how to handle murray goldberg."
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"There's a 100% chance my dad will be there."
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"There's a zero percent chance I will be there."
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"Please. It's just one little football game."
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"Little? We're talking cowboys-eagles here!"
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"It's the biggest game of the year."
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"It's the only thing I care about in the entire world."
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"More than your child? Yes."
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"You put me in a position where I had to say it,"
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"And now that I did, I feel free."
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"If I hear you say no again, I'm hulking out."
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"We're talking screaming and swearing."
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"I'm gonna smash this decorative box!"
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"Do not hulk out!"
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"Do not smash that decorative box!"
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"Say goodbye to the decorative box!"
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"Your mom keeps her knickknacks in there."
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"I'll destroy her knickknacks, too!"
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"Hulk doesn't respect knickknacks!"
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"Fine! I'll do your stupid thing!"
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"Where are we going again?"
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"Do you even listen when I talk?"
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"I get the gist of it, say no a lot."
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"I make it work."
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"I'm cool with that."
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"Adult adam: While barry was hulking out for lainey,"
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"I was bulking up for dana."
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""buns of steel?""
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""just five minutes a day"
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""for the working mom on the go.""
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"That can vaguely apply to me."
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"Okay, what's going on with you?"
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"All the guys at school are turning into grown men,"
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"And I still have a little-boy body."
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"Ah, puberty."
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"I was an early bloomer myself."
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"Those were the days."
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