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Clips from The Bob Newhart Show - Fly the Unfriendly Skies (S01E01)

"which is your Flight 26 on the 30th."
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"And my wife and I were gonna stay in New York over the weekend..."
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"and return to Chicago on your Flight 54 on the 31 st."
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"Right. Yeah, I'd like to change that."
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"I really have to. Yeah."
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"Yeah. Now, it's all 21 returning on your Chicago Flight 26 on the 30th."
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"And cancel the two on 54 on the 31 st."
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"You got that all?"
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"That's amazing."
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"Well, thank you very much."
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"No, we-- we won't need any special help with the band instruments."
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"We, uh-- We play harmonicas."
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"- Thank you very much. Good-bye. - [Knocking]"
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"Hey, Bob."
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"- HLjer/y - [ Sighs]"
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"- You're smiling. - Yeah."
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"That either means you're feeling great or you're feeling bad."
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"I'm feeling great. Carol just finished my astrology chart."
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"She said, among other things, lam artistic, witty and sexy."
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"- I don't believe in that stuff. - She also said my feelings get hurt very easily."
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"No, I mean I don't believe in astrology."
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"I thinkyou're artistic and witty and... the other one."
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"Hey, Bob, is the flight of the chickens still taking off for New York this weekend?"
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"Jerry, I wish you wouldn't refer to it as a “flight of chickens.“"
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"A totally irrational fear is a very real thing to these people."
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"Bob, you don't have to tell me about fear."
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"I deal with it every day at my work."
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"Oh, sure. When you-- When you put the braces on the kids' teeth."
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"You know, we really face the same problems. You know that?"
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"One big difference. When your patients get afraid, they don't bite your fingers."
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"One did."
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"Anyway, if there's still an opening on your “fear of flight“ workshop to New York..."
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"I'd like you to book my brother on it."
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"H-How long has your brother been afraid of flying?"
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"No, not flying. He's afraid of New York."
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"He's a salesman. He gets mugged there from time to time."
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"Jerry, l-l'd love to help your brother, but by the time I get through..."
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"getting 2O people on a plane who are afraid of flying..."
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"l-I'm not going to be in any condition to help someone who's afraid to get off."
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"Okay. Well, if you ever have a workshop..."
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"for people who are afraid of places like New York City..."
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"keep my brother in mind."
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"He's not too crazy about Detroit either."
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"Door Closes 1"
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"[Intercom Buzzing]"
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"- Yeah? - [ Carol] Emily's calling on one."
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"Thank you. Hi, Emily."
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"Hi, Bob."
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"Guess what?"
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"I'm flying to New York with you."
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"That's great. What-- What made you change your mind?"
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"- Howard did. - Well, how did Howard do it?"
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"He said some very reassuring things."
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"Howard from across the hall?"
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"That's great. You know I'm very proud of you?"
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"Well, I thought I'd let you know before you change the airline reservations."
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"You just missed."
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"- Aw. - l-l'll call 'em back and I'll change the reservations..."
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"back to the way I had 'em before I changed them."
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"- Emily? - Uh-huh?"
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"If I don't get the same reservations clerk..."
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"I could be late for dinner tonight."
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"All right. E-Everybody, you want to settle down and take your seats?"
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"Oh, yes."
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"Now, a-as you all know, this is our last fear of flying workshop--"
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"And, uh, I just want to remind you we'll all be flying to New York on Friday..."
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"just in case that may have slipped your minds."
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"Uh, first we're gonna have a guest speaker."
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"He's my neighbor, but he's also a navigator on one of the big jets."
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"But, uh, since he isn't here yet, I'd like to introduce my second surprise."
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"This is my wife, Emily."
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"She's a new member to our group, and she's also afraid of flying."
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"Oh, isn't that nice?"
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"Emily, you want-- you want to explain w-what led to your-- your fear of flying?"
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"Oh, I don't think anybody would be interested in my story."
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"L-- I just thought I'd sit and listen tonight."
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"I feel you have a lot of hostility toward me."
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"Why-- Why do you say that, Mr. Carlin?"
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"Uh, because Emily, by refusing to tell her story..."
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"is implying that her fear is better than mine."
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"I don't like it. I feel threatened by it."
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"And I don't know how to deal with it."
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"[Clears Throat]"
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"Em-Emily, do you-- do you have any hostility to-- to Mr. Carlin?"
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"No. I-- I just didn't think anybody would be interested in my story."
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"L-- I really just thought I'd sit and listen tonight."
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"You know, I like you for saying that."
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"Thank you. I like you too, very much."
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"I don't believe you."
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"All right. Emily, maybe you'd better start by..."
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"telling the members of the group when you first became aware of this fear of flying."
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"Right. Well, I-it was in college."
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"L-it was just a little thing."
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"A bunch of us were flying with the team to Ann Arbor for the big Michigan-Northwestern game."
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"And when that plane started rolling down that runway..."
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"you know, I-- I just got this horrible, terrified feeling."
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"- And I just knew I wasn't gonna make it to Ann Arbor. - [ Group Murmur/mg]"
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"No. But I-- I think the point is..."
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"she did make it to Ann Arbor, or she wouldn't be here today."
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"Uh, no. I'm here because I made them turn the plane around."
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"You-- You made them turn the plane around?"
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"That's big."
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"Did-- Did any of you go to the airport as I suggested..."
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"to sort of get used to the atmosphere and the-- the feel--"
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"Yeah, uh, Mrs. Bakerman, you want to describe some of your feelings?"
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"Well, I was fine in the beginning."
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"And then I noticed that my hands were sort of sweating."
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"I felt faint, and my heart was racing."
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"Then I realized it was just fear, like you said."
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"- Th-Then what did you do? - I got in the car and went to the airport."
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"S-Some of you have expressed a lack of confidence in the men that fly the bigjets."
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"And that's why I invited Howard Borden."
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"Howard Borden is a navigator. He's been one for over 15 years."
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"And he's logged over 25 million miles without incident."
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"Boy, I'm sorry I'm late, but I got lost."
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"I thought you told me to turn right, and I made a--"
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"This is Howard Borden."
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"Bob, can I speak to you outside, please, for a minute?"
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"Why don't you have a general discussion? I'll be back in just a minute."
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"What are all those people doing in there?"
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