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Clips from Friends - The One with All the Resolutions (S05E05)

"Did you touch any of the guitars while you were there?"
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"Did you?"
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"No."
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"Give me your hands."
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"Strings."
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"Pick."
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"Do you want to learn to play guitar?"
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"- Yes. - Then don't touch one!"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Hi, Ben. - Auntie Monica."
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"Aw."
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"Ross is wearing leather pants."
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"Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants?"
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"Someone comment on the pants."
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"- I think they're very nice. - I really like them a lot."
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"Not what I had in mind."
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"See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants."
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"You see, they're very tight."
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"Maybe there's something in that area?"
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"- I think they look really good. - I like them."
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"Yeah, where did you get them?"
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"See, I needed a new thing for today."
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"And there's this leather store I go by that always smells so good."
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"And I thought to myself, Wow. You know, I've never owned..."
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"...a really good-smelling pair of pants before."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Okay, seriously. What do you think?"
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"JOEY: You look like a freak. Yeah, awful. BOTH: Awful."
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"Hey. What are you doing? What are you doing?"
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"- It's my New Year's resolution. - To blind my child?"
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"No, to take more pictures of all of us together."
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"I really think it's the best resolution. Everyone can enjoy them."
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"Well, everyone will enjoy my music as well."
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"[GASPS]"
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"[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]"
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"ROSS: My God, these pants. I'm burning up."
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"Oh, God. She wants to snuggle now? What, is she trying to kill me?"
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"It's like a volcano in here."
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"- Are you hot? - No."
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"Okay, it must just be me then."
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"[FARTING NOISE]"
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"That was just the pants and the couch."
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"Um, hey, do you mind if I use your bathroom?"
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"- Oh, go ahead. - Thanks."
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"[FARTING NOISE]"
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"Ah."
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"ELIZABETH: Hey, my favorite part's coming up."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Tiger. Dragon."
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"Iceberg."
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"Joseph, did you even study at all last night?"
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"- Yes. Yes, I did. - Then do Iceberg."
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"- G-sharp. - G-sharp?"
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"Have you been studying the real names of the chords?"
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"Have you?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"What? I didn't touch a guitar."
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"No, but you're questioning my method."
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"No, I'm not questioning it, Phoebe. I'm saying it's stupid."
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"What?"
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"Thank you."
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"You know, none of my other student..."
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"...thought I was stupid."
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"Your other student was you!"
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"Yeah, well, you know, maybe you just need to try a little harder."
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"Maybe I need to try a real teacher."
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"Right here. Here. Andy Cooper. He teaches guitar."
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"And look. Ooh, there's a picture of him with a kid."
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"Yeah, and the kid's got a guitar!"
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"Fine. You go learn from your qualified instructor."
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"But don't come crying to me when everyone is sick and tired..."
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"...of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown."
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"[SINGING] Baddest man in the whole damn town"
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"Oh, fine. Take his side."
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"Hmm."
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"MONICA [OVER PHONE]: I can't wait to be with you."
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"I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben."
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"I'll tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple hours."
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"CHANDLER: Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname?"
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"MONICA: Aw."
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"You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big..."
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"[YELLS]"
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"- Hello? - Joey, it's Ross. I need some help."
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"Uh, Chandler's not here."
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"Well, you can help me."
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"- Okay. - Listen."
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"I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom."
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"Nice."
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"No, I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off."
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"But they must have shrunk from the sweat or something."
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"Or my legs expanded from the heat."
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"I can't get them back on, Joey. I can't."
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"Oh. That is quite a situation."
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"Uh, do you see any, like, powder?"
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"Powder. Yeah, yeah, I have powder."
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"Good, good. Okay."
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"Sprinkle some on your legs. It'll absorb moisture."
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"Then you can get your pants back on."
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"Yeah, hold on."
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"They're not coming on, man."
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"Um, you see any...? Oh, Vaseline?"
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"I see lotion. I have lotion. Will that work?"
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"- Yeah, sure, throw some of that on there. - Hold on."
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"Ross, you okay?"
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"They're still not coming on, man."
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"And the lotion and the powder have made a paste."
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"Really?"
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"Uh, what color is it?"
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"What difference does that make?"
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"Well, if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself paste pants..."
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"...and she won't know the difference."
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"Joey, do you have a minute?"
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"Dude, what am I...?"
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"Rachel's here, so good luck, man. Let me know how it works out."
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"Oh, Joey, I have such a problem."
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"Oh, well, your timing couldn't be better."
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"I'm putting out fires all over the place."
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"Okay, okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something."
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