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Clips from Family Guy - And Then There's Fraud (S19E19)

"♪ And razzle‐dazzle... ♪"
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"...take my Saturday morning away."
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"I'll show them..."
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"And here they are, the Hudson Brothers."
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"♪ We're gonna razzle‐dazzle you ♪"
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"♪ You'll never believe all the things we can do ♪"
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"♪ We're gonna razzle‐dazzle you ♪"
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"♪ Yes, we're gonna razzle‐dazzle ♪"
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"♪ Razzle dazzle ♪"
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"♪ Set yourself down ♪"
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"♪ Razzle dazzle ♪"
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"♪ It's time to turn it on ♪"
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"♪ Razzle dazzle. ♪"
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"We'll be right back."
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"Bird strike. We hit a goose."
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"I'm going down. I'm going down."
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"Nope. Not today."
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"Oh, boy, we are screwed."
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"If Mr. Quagmire ever finds out that's just The Skipper's hat"
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"from our Skipper and Gilligan Halloween costume last year..."
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"You sold him my Skipper hat?"
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"Damn it, I need the hat. But you're right."
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"If he ever figures it out, we're in trouble."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Well, we definitely shouldn't kill him, Dad."
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"Right? That's not an option?"
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"At this point, there's only one way out of this."
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"Time to use the go bag."
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"Chris, you are now Colin Parmesan of Athens, Greece."
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"You sell prosthetic ears to veterans."
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"- Got it. - Would you like any more details?"
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"Dad, I'm an ear salesman. I got it."
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"And I'm Mr. Fields, husband of cookie legend Mrs. Fields."
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"You could pick anyone and you chose"
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"to be the husband of somebody famous?"
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"Look, it lets me have all the cookies I want"
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"and play golf every day."
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"Okay, I guess you're right."
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"Happily married, you do what you like."
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"Well, we're great friends."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine."
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"We‐we both realized the physical thing"
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"wasn't working for us anymore and we sleep much better"
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"in our separate bedrooms in the same house."
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"And I can keep my room cold, how I like it."
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"Dad, you sound like you're gonna cry."
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"Sometimes you realize happily ever after isn't for everyone."
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"‐ ‐I don't think this is gonna work."
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"What you keep looking at, Peter?"
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"Do you know about some terror?"
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"No, no, relax. I'm‐I'm just, uh, just curious to see"
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"what Quagmire's gonna be wearing when he gets here."
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"I think our outfits are pretty much set, Pete."
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"Check it out, guys,"
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"the cap Sully Sullenberger wore"
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"when he landed in the Hudson River."
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"Whoa, that's his actual hat?"
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"Yep. Want to smell Sully's sweat?"
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"I don't smell anything."
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"That's right. 'Cause Sully never sweats."
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"Is this someone white people know?"
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"I'm gonna get it signed by the man himself."
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"Wait, Sully's alive? And you're gonna show it to him?"
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"Sure am. He's doing a signing tomorrow"
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"at the airport bookstore."
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"Uh, hey, listen, I don't know about this plan, Glenn."
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"Uh, nobody likes to see their old hats."
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"Hey, if you're gonna be at the airport,"
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"could you pick me up a $45 neck pillow"
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"I'll forget to pack for my next trip?"
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"- I love this hat. - You know, Quagmire,"
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"I was gonna be at the airport tomorrow anyway."
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"Why don't I take your hat and get it signed for you?"
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"Why are you going to the airport?"
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"I want to hang out with the boarding group B"
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"cell phone holster guys."
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"It's mostly just standing around"
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"and asking each other if we're also in group B."
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"Do you also ask if group B has boarded yet,"
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"and "is this the line for boarding group B?""
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"Yeah, you know it, Joe. Are you a boarding group B guy?"
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"Me? Oh."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"I, uh, I get on early with the babies."
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"Look, I'm already gonna be there,"
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"so you should just give me the hat."
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"Yeah, thanks for the offer, but I'm not passing up"
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"a chance to meet my hero."
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"Is this the guy we're talking about?"
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"Wow, I can't believe this."
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"Daryl Hannah, it is an absolute pleasure."
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"- I loved you in Splash. - No, Doctor, this is Stewie."
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"He needs you to help fix his face."
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"Oh, absolutely, I can do that."
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"Great. Is it a simple procedure?"
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"Oh, sure. We just break every bone in his face"
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"and then smush 'em back into position."
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"Dr. Hartman, where'd you get your medical degree from?"
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"I went to BU. You know our fight song, right?"
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"♪ Doy, doy, d‐doy‐doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy. ♪"
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"All right, Stewie. You ready?"
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"Wow. Dr. Hartman really did a good job."
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"Yep. He told me bed rest and ice packs for two days"
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"so it can set, but I'm not missing picture day."
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"Huh. You sure you shouldn't listen to the doctor?"
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"- Brian, I know what I'm doing. - Next."
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"One, two, three."
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"Oh, my God, Tyler. Do you remember this?"
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"I do, I do. We've come a long way."
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"We've come a lot of ways."
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"All right, Chris, we got to stop Quagmire"
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"from meeting Captain Sullenberger."
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"Only thing is, since 9/11, you can't run in airports,"
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"so we got to fat‐guy hustle‐walk our way there."
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"Oh, no. We're too late."
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"We shouldn't have stopped for that airport Toblerone."
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"We had to. It's like European shark teeth."
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"Hold on, Sully's looking at the hat."
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"It is an honor to meet you, sir."
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