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Clips from Family Guy - And Then There's Fraud (S19E19)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Chris, you've hardly touched your food."
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"- Mom, are you a scientist? - No."
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"Then quit putting me under a microscope!"
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"Ah, there you are."
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"Boy, does it feel good to walk into the right house."
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"- Hey, Dad, are you a scientist? - Don't answer, Peter."
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"Oh, by the way, don't make plans for Sunday."
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"We're taking Stewie to the children's museum."
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"Can't go, Lois, I got tickets to a meaningless"
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"April baseball game."
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"Now, who wants to come with me and be as cold as"
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"you've ever been in your whole life?"
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"- I do. - Awesome."
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"We're gonna have a great time, like flies on dog poop."
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"Sorry, gentlemen, the dog poop is full."
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"Come on in, ladies."
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"Why is Meg here?"
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"Something happened last week and she can't be left alone."
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"Like, legally."
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"Meg, where you going?"
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"Come on, Meg, you got to stay by me."
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"I wasn't gonna do anything."
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"Look, it's just a few months."
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"- Next. - Hi. Three adults and one infant, please."
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"Nice try, lady. That kid's at least three."
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"What? That's insane."
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"Brian, do I look old to you?"
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"You look fine. Guys shouldn't have those, by the way."
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"But the museum man‐‐ Meg wandered off."
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"That may end up being a problem."
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"The museum man just said I looked over two."
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"That's mid‐toddler."
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"I ain't trying to hear that."
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"Stewie, who cares? Let's just enjoy the museum."
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"Uh‐oh, frustrated solo parent."
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"I want the museum with the pumpkins."
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"That's the pumpkin patch. It's gone."
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"‐ ‐Get up, Holden."
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"Holden, get... up."
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"Get up. God!"
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"- Get up and we'll get a toy. - Yay."
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"I'm doing the best I can!"
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"Excuse us, coming through."
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"Both fat. Sorry."
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"All right, we got it."
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"What is it, bottom of the fourth?"
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"My Lord, it's cold."
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"Chris, look. Two Irish guys who aren't drinking."
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"I just got me 30‐minute chip."
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"Well done, lad. Here's to you."
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"Oh, well, Finnegan begin again."
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"ANNOUNCER Now batting for Boston,"
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"Xander Bogaerts."
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"All right, Dad, I've got my ball ready"
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"in case Xander hits a glove our way."
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"Okay, got to talk more sports with you."
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"Yeah!"
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"Folks, that was Xander Bogaerts' 200th career home run."
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"Heavens to Betsy, what a home run."
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"Aye. Now let's take offense at something"
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"we thought we heard someone say."
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"Let's go, Red Sox."
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"What did you call me?"
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"Now, before you say anything, Brian,"
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"this is very important to me."
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"Stewie, what the hell did you do to yourself?"
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"Nothing. Almost nothing."
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"Just a little Botox, a little filler."
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"- Maybe some strings. - Stewie, I can't believe..."
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"Oh, there's Meg. She's wandering outside."
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"She shouldn't be doing that, right?"
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"Meg, come back inside."
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"You're not in trouble, just come back inside."
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"She should be in her room thinking about what she did."
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"Stewie, this face‐lift was a big mistake."
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"Like letting ducks be part of the Boston Tea Party."
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"We're gonna storm that ship and get all the tea"
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"and throw it in the water."
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"Yeah, but first we're gonna storm that other ship"
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"and get all the bread and throw it in the water."
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"- Who's with me? -"
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"And we got to tear the bread into bite‐size pieces"
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"'cause of... for taxes!"
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"Thanks for taking me to the baseball game, Dad."
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"It was so fun to watch the basketball game"
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"on the phone of the guy in front of us."
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"Yeah, I like that people are never doing what they're doing."
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"Hey, you're the dumpy kid who caught Xander's homer."
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"I seen it on the jumbotron."
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"I'll give you a hundred bucks for it right now."
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"Oh, I just brought this ball from..."
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"Uh, uh, home. Caught from home. Home plate, where Xander was."
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"We're gonna need 300 for it."
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"Hmm. Well, I guess it's a historic ball."
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"Okay, you got a deal."
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"Wow, I can't believe that guy just paid us $300"
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"for a regular baseball."
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"Yeah, that was so easy."
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"Man, people will buy anything if they think"
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"it's from something famous."
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"And he didn't even check to see if that was the real ball."
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"My God, you're right, Chris."
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"I bet we could sell a ton of balls like that,"
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"and maybe other stuff, too, not just sports."
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"Hey, what do you say you and me start"
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"a phony memorabilia business?"
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"- I'm in. - Great."
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"Now let's walk through the dangerous part of the city"
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"'cause Daddy didn't want to pay three extra bucks for parking."
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"Aah! Boston University guys, not Harvard guys!"
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"Doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy..."
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"Hey, Chris, what are you up to?"
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