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Clips from The Monkees - Find the Monkees (S01E01)

"Hey, he's turning green."
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"Hey, Peter, what's the matter?"
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"I'm seasick. Hic."
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"Seasick?"
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"What's happening, Chomsky?"
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"I checked with the talent scouts, the movie and TV studios,"
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"all the discotheques, and still no luck."
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"Ha! I'll find that group myself."
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"When I want an idiot to do a job, I'll do it myself. Idiot."
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"Hic! Hic! Hic!"
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"Now, forget it, Pete. Now, listen. You're a thousand miles away,"
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"it's springtime, and it's a field of new mown hay."
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"Oh, he's changing color."
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"Ah, achoo! Hay fever."
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"Hay fever?"
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"Pardon me, gents."
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"Six, hic, eight, hic, ten, hic, twelve, hic..."
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"When he hits twenty-eight, kid, you better sell fast."
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"...hic, twenty, hic... hic... twenty, hic, twenty-two, hic..."
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"Did Hubbell Benson, a big man with polka dots come past here?"
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"Polka dots? Yeah, he just went out that way."
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"...twenty-eight, hic..."
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"Better sell fast, kid. Mr. Benson!"
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"Hey, that guy must have been Hubbell Benson!"
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"Hubbell... hey, my hiccups are gone."
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"Yeah, so's our chance for an audition."
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"Maybe we can still catch him. Come on, let's go."
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"Sure you're alright?"
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"Oh, it's, it's nothing. Some kids tried to stop"
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"me getting into my car, but I shook 'em off."
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"Sure did."
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"Probably a bunch of autograph hounds."
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"Now, the important thing is you've got to find me that singing group."
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"You've come to the right place, Mr. Benson."
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"We'll find your group for you. Finding things is our business."
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"I'll take down all the details, and, uh, just, if I can find..."
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"what I'm looking... P... P, P... No, maybe it's in D. Huh? Uh-uh. Not there."
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"- What are you looking for? - Huh?"
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"I said, what are you looking for?"
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"Oh, uh, uh, a pencil. I had it here just a second ago."
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"It just couldn't disappear, could it?"
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"We almost had him that time, fellas."
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"He does wear out of sight clothes."
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"You know, I still say the only way we're gonna get in"
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"there for an audition is to just go right up and just, just see him."
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"You say you know Mr. Benson?"
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"Know him? Why, he cured my hiccups!"
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"Your hiccups?"
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"Sure, see. Hic! Like that. Hic, hic, hic."
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"Thirty-five, hic, thirty-seven..."
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"Hic! Hic! Hic!"
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"Oh, well. Man, there's only one way to get rid of hiccups."
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"What's that?"
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"Scare it out of him."
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"Bleh!"
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"Hic! Hic! Hic!"
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"It didn't help much."
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"Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic!"
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"He's worse than before."
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"Hic! Hic! Hic!"
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"You're alright with the hangnails there, Tilda."
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"Still nothing, Mr. Benson."
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"Easy on the half-moons, Tilda."
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"More newsmen outside. They want to know if there's any truth"
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"to the rumor that you can't find a certain rock and roll group."
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"Hold it."
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"Okay."
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"What's wrong with me?"
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"Well, you're rude, irritable, impatient, mean, ugly..."
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"I've got the greatest little publicity"
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"gimmick to promote my new show, and I don't use it."
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"- ...but not very nice, very stingy, and... - Easy on the half-moons, Tilda, easy."
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"Ooh, easy, big fella."
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"Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"If we can't get in to see Benson, uh, in person..."
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"- Yeah, right. - ...we'll phone it in."
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"- Right. - Alright."
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"That's the story, boys. I want to star 'em, but I can't find 'em."
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"That's quite a story. The mystery group and the half a million dollar contract."
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"You better make that a million dollars; it's going to be an hour show."
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"Easy on the half-moons, Tilda."
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"Uh, hello, can I speak to Mr. Benson, please?"
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"Hello, Mr. Benson?"
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"Know that something very strange Is happening to my brain."
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"I'm either feeling very good Or else I am insane."
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"The seeds of doubt you planted Have started to grow wild"
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"But feel that I must yield before The wisdom of a child"
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"And it's love... Hello?"
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"- Mr. Babson's office. - Mr. Benson..."
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"Mr. Babson's office."
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"No, I wanted Hubbell Benson."
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"Oh, uh-huh. Hey, um, I'm sorry. Wrong number."
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"Here, let me try. Hey."
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"Door!"
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"Mr. Benson, there's a Mr. Jones on the phone."
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"He says it's urgent."
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"Ah, yes. Excuse me, fellas."
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"That's probably Byron Jones in the New York office."
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"He's always got something urgent. Alright, Jonesy, start talking."
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"Easy on the half-moons there."
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"Shh!"
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"Know that something very strange Is happening to my brain."
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"I'm either feeling very good Or else I am insane."
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"The seeds of doubt you planted Have started to grow wild"
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"But feel that I must yield before The wisdom of a child"
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"And it's love you bring, No that I can't deny,"
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"With your wings, I can learn to fly,"
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"Sweet young thing."
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"That will be ten cents, please, for the next three minutes."
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"Got any money?"
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"No, uh, Micky, have you got any?"
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"Got any money? Oh, thank you."
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"Well, hello?"
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"Mr. Benson? How did you like that? Mr. Benson? Hello? Operator?"
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"Hello, may I help you, sir?"
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"Oh, yeah, uh, we're musicians, and we're rehearsing..."
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"I mean, um, we're, we're auditioning in a phone booth,"
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"and we got cut off. What we gonna do now?"
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"Do you know "Melancholy Baby"?"
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"Oh, that's very funny, yeah."
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