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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - The Slump (S05E05)

"Or he gets his nose caught in some chick's butt,"
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"and he's like, "We're 69ing. I need water now!""
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"We should write pornos."
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"Yeah, we should write pornos."
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"Dude, I'm just pumped, all right?"
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"I'm excited for this adventure we're about to go on,"
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"'cause it has my favorite things."
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"Boozes, cruises, and my dudeses."
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"I said that I was gonna go."
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"I didn't say that we were gonna go."
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"I was actually thinking about taking my new friend, Dick,"
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"and, like, one of his buddies."
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"Dick? Why would you bring Dick?"
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"Well, who is Dick is what we really need to know,"
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"'cause we don't know who that is, Blake."
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"Yeah, you guys don't know Dick. He... He, like..."
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"He was my first sale of the day, and he kind of took me out"
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"- of my sales slump. - Oh."
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"And we just sort of bro bonded in, like, like a real"
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"- and, like, authentic way. - Okay."
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"It's like we have two Avatar tails, and they just intertwined."
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"ANDERS: It's just..."
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"Is it weird to bring a guy that you've never met to a party?"
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"- I mean, like, I'm not... - BLAKE: Yeah, that sucks."
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"You know, right?"
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"Oh, okay, yup."
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"- Yes, you are correct. - Right?"
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"I should meet him and hang out with him first before I invite him on the booze cruise."
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"- That is a good call, Ders. - That's not what I'm, uh..."
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"Thank you, Ders."
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"- Hey, dudes, what's up? - Hey."
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"So you guys need a pro actor to trick Adam, huh?"
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"Okay. Well, you're in luck. This is a client of mine, Ryan Gall."
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"Hello."
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"Ryan here has ran up a pretty hefty tab over the past couple years in weed,"
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"so he's gonna pay you guys in acting dollars."
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"Isn't that right, Ry?"
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"- Isn't that right? - Yeah, that's..."
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"- You're gonna pay them, huh? - Yes."
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"- You're gonna act for them? - I will. I will."
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"Okay, Ryan knows everything that's going on."
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"Uh, he's a Groundling. He can improv."
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"If you need me, I'm gonna be at Burger King."
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"I got a dude that gives me free refills, and I am freaking pumped about that."
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"See you, Ryan."
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"- Where are you going? - Act good."
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"- You said it would be a half hour. - You're with them, Ryan."
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"Well, well, well. We're in the midst of a real actor."
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"Great, great. So what's this groundhogs thing"
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"he's talking about, huh?"
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"Uh, it's the Groundlings, and we do improv comedy."
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"It's kind of like Whose Line, a lot of, "Yes, and...""
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"- All right, save it. - Yes, and what the hell's Whose Line?"
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"Oh, it's like Wild 'N Out."
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"ANDERS: Oh, okay, well, here's a tip."
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"Lead with that, you know?"
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"Just drop Affion Crockett, and people will be with you."
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"- Now we're on board. - Have we seen you in anything?"
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"I've been in some commercials."
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"- Seriously? - Yeah."
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"Oh, he's that Captain Obvious guy."
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"- That's not me. - Oh."
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"- BLAKE: No? - No."
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"- Okay. - I know who he is."
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"Dude, you're one of the two Sonic guys."
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"- Oh, yeah. - We watch you all the time."
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"- Yeah, the drive-thru. - I'm not... That's not me."
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"I thought you were in commercials, man."
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"What the heck? Do you even know Flo?"
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"No, look, I am a serious actor, okay?"
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"I trained under the Jim Rash."
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"Oh, so a fellow thespian. I actually did some theater acting in college."
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"I played the role of Puck."
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"No kidding? Midsummer's Night Dream?"
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"No, no, actually, it was a stage adaptation of Real World: San Francisco."
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"- I played Puck. - Yeah."
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"The peanut butter scene was riveting."
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"Here's your information for Mr. Blownoff."
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"Basically, he's the exact opposite of Adam, because we need him to just hate you."
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"I can play the heel, no problem."
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"It's basically what I did on 10 Items or Less."
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"You were on 10 Items or Less?"
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"- Yeah. - Dude!"
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"- That show had the best commercials. - It did."
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"Welcome to the VIP chill room."
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"Hey, you know, your voice sounds a little different than it did on the phone."
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"- RYAN: It does? - Yeah."
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"Uh... Oh, you know what?"
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"When we talked on the phone, I think I had, like, a cold/flu or something."
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"Got some lunch monkeys for my buddy."
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"Oh, you know what? I don't touch the stuff."
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"Yeah, sober 15 years."
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"Wow, I didn't even know that was a thing you could do."
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"- Mmm-hmm. - No beer poops."
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"That's smart."
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"Hey, there you are."
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"- Hidey-ho, neighbor. - Oh, hey."
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"These are my work friends, Ders and Blake."
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"And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff."
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"Oh, cool, very cool, very cool."
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"- What's up? - He's a cool guy."
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"BLAKE: What were we in here for?"
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"Oh, yes. We were just talking about huge bazoingas, and..."
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"Well, shoot, man, Dick, what do you think about those?"
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"Uh... Big breasts are stupid."
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"Yeah, I like little, tiny, like, mosquito bite-style boobs."
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"You know what?"
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"I get that."
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"Yeah, because if the bazoinga is too big"
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"and you try to fit it all in your mouth,"
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"there's too much meat there, right?"
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"And your jaw might pop out of place, and then you can't eat dinner."
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"Yes, and treating women like human beings"
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"and not just sex objects, that's what I'm all about."
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"- Okay, well, that's crazy. - Yeah."
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"- I mean, what? - What planet are you from?"
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"And make sure Adam doesn't visit there, 'cause that's, like,"
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"- the opposite of stuff he likes. - Yeah."
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"No, he's actually the exact opposite of opposite,"
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"which is, like... It's, like, the same."
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