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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - The Slump (S05E05)

"- Dick? - Uh-huh?"
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"Will you be my very best friend"
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"and come with me to the Land Booze Cruise?"
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"Oh, yeah... Oh, I have work."
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"- Mmm. - Mmm, damn it."
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"And I am always on call, because I am a CIA spy."
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"BLAKE: No way."
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"- Um, I didn't think that you could be. - Yes, lam."
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"When I saw you, I thought you'd be a CPA."
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"I knew it, dude. I knew something was going on."
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"- Yeah? - Something was a little off about you."
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"- That's me, yeah. - Oh, there's layers."
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"I'm freaking peeling them back, and there's a freaking cool,"
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"undercover spy beneath."
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"Do me the honor of going with me on the Land Booze Cruise, please."
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"- No, don't do this. - Please, go with me."
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"I'll hold my breath until you say yes."
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"- Just say yes, please. - Don't hold your breath."
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"Say yes."
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"- I can't. - Please, this hurts."
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"- Okay, yes. Yes, yes. - (GASPING)"
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"Bye, new friend."
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"- Okay. - Bye."
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"Uh-huh."
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"What the hell was that? You were supposed to say no."
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"Yeah, I was gonna, but then I remembered"
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"what my Oscar-winning teacher, Jim Rash, once said."
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"Okay, fuck Jim Rash, all right?"
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"I'll give you a rash."
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"I might have had a breakfast edible, and it kind of..."
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"I'm sorry. You're high right now?"
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"Yes, I'm a little bit, I'm... (STUTTERS)"
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"That all makes sense now. That's why we're getting"
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"hour-long Showtime show, basic cable acting from you,"
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"when what we're asking for"
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"is Super Bowl commercial quality acting from you, Ryan."
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"We're not getting it. We need it. You're screwing us."
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"No, the edibles, they help my craft, and they help my process."
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"I need them for my craft and process."
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"All right, Mr. Craft, Mr. Macaroni, process this."
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"What if I told you we could give you the biggest role in the biggest blockbuster"
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"of all time?"
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"- Okay. - Your life."
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"- Okay. - Hmm?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I don't... Look, can you just keep playing the character Dick"
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"for a little longer and actually do what me and Ders tell you to do?"
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"Okay, I'm listening."
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"Only because I owe Karl crap loads of money, so..."
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"Honestly, dude, you're, like, 100% right."
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"Because I was looking at some small-chested pornog,"
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"and Riley Reed made me realize that I've been ignoring the butt."
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"- Yes. - Right."
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"And the butt's the most erogenous area on the woman's..."
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"I mean, I don't mind if someone's playing..."
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"Oh, God, they're on to me."
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"- What? - No, no, run!"
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"Agent Blownoff, you're coming with us."
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"Save yourself, and make sure that you take"
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"your friends, Blake and Ders, on this Land Booze Cruise."
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"No, I'll save you!"
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"- Yes! - Oh, my God. We did it."
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"- We did it. - (LAUGHING) We did n."
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"- You were amazing, man. - Thank you."
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"And I mean this when I say that you could be in those,"
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"like, hella dramatic commercials where they try and get people"
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"to adopt dogs before they murder them."
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"Or even, like, the hella way dramatic"
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"new Life Alert commercials. Have you seen those?"
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"ANDERS: Oh, my God, heart breaker."
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"We should get those for our grandmas, 'cause, like,"
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"what if she does fall down, and, like, she can't get up?"
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"I don't want that to happen to Ferianne."
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"- She's a beautiful woman. - Yeah, she is really pretty."
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"My grandma's hot."
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"All right, let's circle back to join Adam for this booze cruise, huh?"
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"- Yeah, baby. I love it."
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"- (SCREAMS) - (TIRES SCREECH)"
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"ALL: Oh!"
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"- Oh, my God. - Is he okay?"
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"Ow! Whoo-hoo! Oh, gosh."
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"- Oh, my God. - Are you all right?"
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"- Are you okay? - ADAM: How did I do that?"
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"- BLAKE: Yeah, that was amazing. - That was insane."
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"- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay."
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"I don't know. I'm, like, 100%. I'm 100% okay."
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"Wait, what are you guys... Did you guys get kidnapped, too?"
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"Are you a double agent?"
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"Who do you work for?"
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"Adam, there's no Dick Blownoff. Actually, I'm Dick Blownoff."
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"- You said, "Dick blown off." - ANDERS: Yeah."
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"Oh, I've been saying that."
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"- That's funny. - Yeah, we thought of it."
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"Yeah, well, Ders made up that character,"
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"because we were trying to get you out of your slump."
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"I mean, you were so depressed, and we want to party with you, man."
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"We want to go on this booze cruise."
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"Then who's this guy?"
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"Well, this is Ryan Gall."
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"He's an "actor" that we hired from Karl."
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"- Yeah, more like hack-tor. - ANDERS: Yeah."
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"- (LAUGHING) - That's funny."
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"You're an actor. So you know Flo from the Progressive commercials?"
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"No, not personally."
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"Okay, this guy's not really an actor."
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"Hey, Karl, we square?"
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"Hell, yeah, man. We're good."
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"Okay, can I get a little weed?"
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"KARL: Oh, for sheezy, bro."
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"- What do you need? - RYAN: Halfer?"
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"- Half pound? - RYAN: Yeah, I need it."
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"Half LB of the green, coming right up, man. In the van, okay?"
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"- Let's do it. - BLAKE: I'm gonna pray for you man."
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"Stay high. Stay lifted."
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"I knew he wasn't a spy."
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"'Cause spies love huge bazoingas."
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"That's, like, a rule when you become an international man of mystery."
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"Thank you guys for lying to me to make me feel better."
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"That's... That's really cool."
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