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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - The Slump (S05E05)

"And the brads are not to be used as Q-tips."
Workaholics (2011)
"They're for holding paper together."
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"- Got it? - Got it? Great."
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"Oh, and last but least, "salesman of the month"."
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"Who will take home the $40 Bass Pro gift card?"
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"Whoo-whoo!"
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"Top gun three months running."
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"Suck on my big ass numbers, y'all."
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"You know I'm the champion."
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"- Get 'em, boy. Ooh, ooh, ooh! - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!"
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"Yeah, but see, Adam, corporate listened to the "characters" you do on your calls."
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"- Mmm-hmm. - And they not only found them offensive,"
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"but they're in breach of TelAmeriCorp sales policy,"
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"and they had to refund most of your customers' payments."
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"So you didn't really win."
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"Offensive. - Mmm-hmm."
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"On what grounds?"
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"I demand to know this very instance."
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"I thought you were gonna ask me that."
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"ADAM: (IN FAKE ACCENT) Excuse me, sir. I am Mufansa."
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"A thousand blessings on you."
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"Mufansa, he's very popular."
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"Oh, so sorry to call so early in the morning, but would you like to purchase a Crock-Pot?"
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"Mmm-hmm, I call him the sleepy Mexican."
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"What up, my brother?"
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"This is Jamal, my man."
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"You want to get down on some solar panels?"
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"I think I used to live next to that guy."
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"You know what? This some bull Shih Tzu dookie right here."
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"Butterball Jones is on the phone doing fake Apu Simpsons impressions,"
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"and I'm on the phone every day as me."
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"- You fat phony. - Fatty."
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"- I'm not fat. - Oh, my God. Okay, enough, everybody."
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"Because Adam vacated his sales, this month's top gun is Diane."
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"- Oh. - Whoa."
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"Yeah."
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"(SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)"
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"Hell, yeah."
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"(SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)"
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"Top gun."
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"Well, I still have the top gun hat, so it looks like I'm still the top gun."
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"Yeah, you know what? And I really do like that hat, Adam."
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"I like it so much, in fact, that I made an official"
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"- TelAmeriCorp Top Gun hat. - Cool."
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"And this is the only hat that's allowed to be worn"
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"in the office, actually. So here you go, Diane."
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"And, Adam, you can lose your hat now, please."
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"- What? - Lose the hat."
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"That one's the official one."
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"(BEATBOXING)"
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"(SINGING) I'm fresh"
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"You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta"
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"Gotta be fresh"
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"Maybe Montez is right. Maybe Adam DeMamp"
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"is nothing more than a fat dodo with a fat head,"
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"and just a fat, little body."
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"I'm like a human baby."
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"No one would buy anything from me."
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"Stop it."
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"Stop talking about my friend that way, okay?"
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"We're gonna go get some lunch monkeys."
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"We're gonna go back to the office,"
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"and you're gonna go get that Top Gun hat back."
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"Adam, stop eating those chips."
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"- We haven't paid for them yet. - Hey."
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"- What? - This is not good."
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"We're about to witness the darkness that is Sadam."
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"- Sadam Crymamp. - Yep."
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"Saddest dude in the whole world, yeah."
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"I don't want to see that. But, I mean, it makes sense."
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"(BOTTLE SHATTERS)"
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"You can't live life that high without coming down."
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"But we can't let him crash, okay?"
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"Remember what happened when Entourage went off the air."
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"Oh, yeah, I remember."
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"He didn't shower for, like, all of Movember or Decembeard."
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"- Or Manuary. - It's disgusting."
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"He said he was bathing himself in his own tears?"
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"- I know. - Hey, guys."
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"You want to come on a really fun booze cruise?"
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"You mean, like, the Rancho Land Booze Cruise?"
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"Yep, it's the only booze boat cruise where the boat is a bus."
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"- BLAKE: Oh, I love that. - That's tight."
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"That sounds way tight, way tight. Tight like your outfit."
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"- BLAKE: Yeah. - Looking good, looking good."
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"Yes, you are a vision, aren't you?"
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"Speaking of vision, what happened to your peeper?"
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"- Oh, my God! - Oh!"
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"Oh, you're like a vampire."
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"I just, just thought it was, like, part of the, the giddy-up."
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"- It's not. - Okay."
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"Yeah, no, that's, that's obvious now."
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"Just give me your goddamn names."
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"ADAM: What's going on here?"
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"Dude, she's inviting us to the Rancho Land Booze Cruise."
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"Makes sense that she would invite you guys after I had already left."
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"I'm such a fat idiot."
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"I'd probably step on board the Land Booze Cruise"
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"and sink it right in the concrete."
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"Oh, right into the concrete. You hear how funny this guy is?"
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"I'm not funny."
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"- He's a good guy and single. - Yeah, way single. No one loves me."
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"Why don't we put the reservation in his name?"
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"Yeah, that's a great idea."
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"So Adam DeMamp, plus two, and that's, um, "Mamp.""
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"It's just how it sounds. Very American name."
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"- Mamp. Got it. - BLAKE: Yeah, yeah."
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"- Plus two. - BLAKE: Yes."
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"And remember, it's our imperfections that make us beautiful."
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"I have a micro-penis."
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"See you. I don't know."
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"Probably didn't even spell my name right. I don't blame her."
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"ANDERS: What are you talking about? You're on fire."
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"Did you see how you just got us the two bonus seats?"
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"That doesn't just happen, okay? That's a boss movement, man."
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"Yeah, that was a real streak-breaker."
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"So what do you say we get you back to the office"
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"and get that Top Gun hat back on that little head, huh?"
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"Whoo."
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"Hi, I'm Adam DeMamp."
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