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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Killer Queen (S08E08)

"Hey, Red, I've got a question for you."
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"My wife says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's day."
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"So I'm off the hook, right?"
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"Let me tell you a little story."
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"There was a woman, a newly-wed."
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"And she told her husband,"
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"rather then waste money on gifts,"
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"save for retirement."
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"And so he never bought her a gift."
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"Not for Christmas, birthdays... never."
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"And 50 years later,"
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"she thanked him."
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"And you know who that woman was?"
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"No."
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"That woman ..."
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"was the invisible dancing fairy of dumb-ass land!"
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"All women want gifts."
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"Well ..."
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"what do you get a stripper anyway?"
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"Oh, how about a robe and a father who gave a damn?"
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"Mrs. Forman, life's a trade off."
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"If her father gave a damn, I wouldn't have this smile on my face."
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"Well Steven,"
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"it is important to keep romance alive once you're married."
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"That's why I bought a present for Red and I'm sure he has one for me."
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"Because he loves me and he knows what I'm capable of."
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"That's right honey! Wait till you see what I got you!"
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"You romantic little devil you!"
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"Not hardly."
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"Follow me rookie."
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"Ever since I forgot Kitty's birthday that one year,"
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"I keep a stash of gifts down here."
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"That way, even if I forget, I remember."
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"Go ahead, I'll spot you one."
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"Oh hey,"
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"these woolen mittens'd be perfect for Sam."
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"If only they were black,"
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"leather and a bra."
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"So what are you giving Kitty?"
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"Ahh this needlepoint."
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"She'll like it because it's fun"
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"and I'll like it because it'll keep her occupied for gigantic chunks of time."
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"Jackie dear, uhh,"
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"thank you for booking that lovely couple on our Fools For Love piece."
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"That guy was so cute."
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"You know he said no matter where he went. He always heard his wife's voice saying "I love you"."
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"Well apparently another voice in his head told him to push her off a Ferris wheel."
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"Oh my God!"
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"Oh no no no no no, that's horrible!"
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"It's a tragedy!"
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"We don't have a couple for today's show."
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"You've got three hours to find another one or you're fired."
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"Oh I'm just kidding ..."
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"No I'm not."
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"Seriously Jackie, just kidding about firing you."
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"Christine St. George's office."
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"I wasn't kidding."
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"Psssst Jackie! Come here!"
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"Ohhhh. What do you want?"
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"I wanted to say: don't worry."
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"It'll all work out between you and Christine."
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"Well thanks."
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"Christine St. George's office."
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"You're gonna get fired! You're gonna get fired!"
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"Hey, Record Guy..."
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"Mr. Record..."
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"Mr. Record Breaker..."
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"Captain Record of the U.S.S. Phonograph."
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"Donna, Hyde's already given me a nickname."
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"It's Mrs. Lady-Lovely-Locks."
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"Okay."
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"Mrs. Locks. Uhm..."
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"I was wondering if maybe you'd like to..."
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"I don't know, like ..."
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"do something with me tonight for good old VD?"
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"Valentine's Day!"
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"Not VD!"
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"I am clean as a whistle!"
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"Man it's uh,"
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"it's really nice of you to ask but"
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"I've already got plans with someone else."
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"Maybe a rain check."
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"Sure. I love rain checks."
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"In fact, I love checking for rain."
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"I'm gonna go check for rain right now."
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"That's the office, here's no rain in there."
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"Clear out here too!"
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"Oh. Fez!"
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"I have to find a happy couple for Christine to interview today or I'm fired."
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"What about Red and Ms. Kitty?"
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"Ugggg, I might as well book that painting of the old lady and the geezer with the pitchfork."
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"Ah I see where you're going with this Jackie, and don't worry,"
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"if it will save your job, I will pretend to be your boyfriend."
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"We should probably practice."
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"Oh! Get off me!"
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"I was trying to help!"
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"You were trying to cop a feel!"
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"You didn't let me finish."
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"I was trying to help ... myself to a handful of your boob."
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"But I would like to help."
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"No, Fez. If Christine finds out we're faking it, I'm fired."
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"I can see all that, baby."
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"Besides,"
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"interracial couples are sexy."
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"Because it's illegal."
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"Fez, it's not illegal for people of two different races to date."
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"It's not?"
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"Freaking Hyde!"
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"Look, I just wanna make sure you didn't get the wrong idea when I asked you out,"
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"because I was asking you out as like... as friends."
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"Well, I'm glad you consider me a friend,"
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"cause when I said I had plans earlier, actually I have a date."
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"And I was thinking maybe you could help me out and give me some advice."
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"You know, from the female perspective."
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"I'd ask my cousin but she's kinda into me, it's weird."
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"Sure, yeah. I mean what do you have planned?"
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"I was thinking ... we start sweet, with... strawberry wine."
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"Then, we get a tad naughty with Dirty Word Mad Libs."
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