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Clips from Troop Beverly Hills

the material's a nightmare from hell.

"the material's a nightmare from hell."

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It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me.

"It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me."

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But all of that can be fixed.

"But all of that can be fixed."

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Henri? Henri.

"Henri? Henri."

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Henri? Henri.

"Henri? Henri."

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My god, darling, what is that?

"My god, darling, what is that?"

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I know. It's my Wilderness Girl uniform. What can you do with it?

"I know. It's my Wilderness Girl uniform. What can you do with it?"

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You mean, besides burn it?

"You mean, besides burn it?"

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My name is Velda Plendor.

"My name is Velda Plendor."

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I'm a mother. I'm a widow. I'm an ex-Army nurse.

"I'm a mother. I'm a widow. I'm an ex-Army nurse."

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First and foremost, I am a Wilderness Girl,

"First and foremost, I am a Wilderness Girl,"

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and I have the privilege of turning you civilians into troop leaders.

"and I have the privilege of turning you civilians into troop leaders."

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Now it's not easy. It's not going to be a picnic.

"Now it's not easy. It's not going to be a picnic."

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Not all of you are going to make it.

"Not all of you are going to make it."

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So if any of you little Betty Crockers out there

"So if any of you little Betty Crockers out there"

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think that you're just going to be teaching some little toddlers

"think that you're just going to be teaching some little toddlers"

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how to bake cuppie cakes,

"how to bake cuppie cakes,"

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then you can leave now.

"then you can leave now."

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Perfect. Good. Good. Let 'em go.

"Perfect. Good. Good. Let 'em go."

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Because when we're looking for new leaders, we're looking for a real no-nonsense woman.

"Because when we're looking for new leaders, we're looking for a real no-nonsense woman."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Bye.

"Bye."

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A woman who can cope with anything.

"A woman who can cope with anything."

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A woman who doesn't make a ruckus...

"A woman who doesn't make a ruckus..."

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I'm sorry. Excuse me.

"I'm sorry. Excuse me."

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But still can get the job done.

"But still can get the job done."

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I'm so sorry.

"I'm so sorry."

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Our goal is simple,

"Our goal is simple,"

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to take young, vulnerable girls

"to take young, vulnerable girls"

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and turn them into strong, self-sufficient, young women.

"and turn them into strong, self-sufficient, young women."

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And to attain that goal,

"And to attain that goal,"

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the girls must earn achievement patches, sell cookies,

"the girls must earn achievement patches, sell cookies,"

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and attend the annual Jamboree, which is a grueling test.

"and attend the annual Jamboree, which is a grueling test."

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Are you drying your nails, or do you have a question?

"Are you drying your nails, or do you have a question?"

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- No, they're fine. - Yes?

"- No, they're fine. - Yes?"

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You know, about the cookies,

"You know, about the cookies,"

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I know it's customary in order to raise funds to sell cookies door-to-door,

"I know it's customary in order to raise funds to sell cookies door-to-door,"

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and that's adorable.

"and that's adorable."

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But wouldn't it save time and a little shoe leather,

"But wouldn't it save time and a little shoe leather,"

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if we just had a star-studded telethon?

"if we just had a star-studded telethon?"

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- Who are you? - Johnny could host or Merv.

"- Who are you? - Johnny could host or Merv."

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It'd be fabulous.

"It'd be fabulous."

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Who are you?

"Who are you?"

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Phyllis Nefler, Troop Beverly Hills.

"Phyllis Nefler, Troop Beverly Hills."

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Shit. I should have known.

"Shit. I should have known."

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Do you know the Muffler Man the Muffler Man, the Muffler Man?

"Do you know the Muffler Man the Muffler Man, the Muffler Man?"

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Do you know the Muffler Man? Nefler is his name

"Do you know the Muffler Man? Nefler is his name"

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Hi, Fred Nefler here for Neflefs Mufflers.

"Hi, Fred Nefler here for Neflefs Mufflers."

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Boy, I'm telling you, We're a hard working crew,

"Boy, I'm telling you, We're a hard working crew,"

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and look at the sick little baby we got in here today.

"and look at the sick little baby we got in here today."

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Now if your Pinto, Porsche, or whatever is sick,

"Now if your Pinto, Porsche, or whatever is sick,"

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we don't discriminate here. We'll fix anything. We'll fix it right.

"we don't discriminate here. We'll fix anything. We'll fix it right."

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- I'm telling you... - He's a shit,

"- I'm telling you... - He's a shit,"

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but he's a cute shit.

"but he's a cute shit."

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Hannah, wake up. Wake up, honey.

"Hannah, wake up. Wake up, honey."

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There's a woman going into the guesthouse.

"There's a woman going into the guesthouse."

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Dark hair, long legs, big boobs?

"Dark hair, long legs, big boobs?"

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Stringy hair, skinny legs, silicone boobs, but yes.

"Stringy hair, skinny legs, silicone boobs, but yes."

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Don't worry, Mom. It's just Lisa, Dad's realtor.

"Don't worry, Mom. It's just Lisa, Dad's realtor."

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She's trying to find him a condo.

"She's trying to find him a condo."

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At midnight? It must be a real hot listing.

"At midnight? It must be a real hot listing."

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Mom, can we spy on dad in the morning?

"Mom, can we spy on dad in the morning?"

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Spy? Excuse me, spy?

"Spy? Excuse me, spy?"

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Your father's nocturnal activities are of absolutely no interest to me.

"Your father's nocturnal activities are of absolutely no interest to me."

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Shit.

"Shit."

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Night, Phyllis.

"Night, Phyllis."

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"Night, Phyllis."

""Night, Phyllis.""

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- She's okay. - That's good. Bye.

"- She's okay. - That's good. Bye."

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Bye.

"Bye."

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- Here. - Good.

"- Here. - Good."

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Watch the arms.

"Watch the arms."

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- Mom? - Yeah.

"- Mom? - Yeah."

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I think we'll be back before winter. It's only an overnight campout.

"I think we'll be back before winter. It's only an overnight campout."

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In the wilderness of life, we can never be too prepared.

"In the wilderness of life, we can never be too prepared."

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Well, girls, are you ready to rough it?

"Well, girls, are you ready to rough it?"

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What are we supposed to do now?

"What are we supposed to do now?"

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Well, we were supposed to set up the tents and stuff.

"Well, we were supposed to set up the tents and stuff."

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Yeah, but the Abbey Rents person already did that.

"Yeah, but the Abbey Rents person already did that."

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This is so boring. Someone should go ask her what we're supposed to do.

"This is so boring. Someone should go ask her what we're supposed to do."

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Well, let's all go.

"Well, let's all go."

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Having fun?

"Having fun?"

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Mrs. Nefler.

"Mrs. Nefler."

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We're above the fire line, and you shouldn't be smoking.

"We're above the fire line, and you shouldn't be smoking."

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It's bad for you.

"It's bad for you."

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And it disguises nervous conditions which you should deal with in other ways.

"And it disguises nervous conditions which you should deal with in other ways."

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Smokey the Bear says only you can prevent forest fires.

"Smokey the Bear says only you can prevent forest fires."

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Smokey the Bear isn't going through a terribly messy divorce.

"Smokey the Bear isn't going through a terribly messy divorce."

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And voila', fondue alfresco.

"And voila', fondue alfresco."

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And next, we're going to make espresso.

"And next, we're going to make espresso."

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No!

"No!"

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Fabulous.

"Fabulous."

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All right, all right, go in the tent. Go in the tent.

"All right, all right, go in the tent. Go in the tent."

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I'll save the dessert.

"I'll save the dessert."

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This is special.

"This is special."

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I'm coming, girls! I've got the fondue!

"I'm coming, girls! I've got the fondue!"

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All right, all right.

"All right, all right."

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Gosh.

"Gosh."

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- Look at your jacket. - No.

"- Look at your jacket. - No."

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Can we just quit now?

"Can we just quit now?"

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Not until we sing Kumbaya.

"Not until we sing Kumbaya."

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Kumbaya, my Lord

"Kumbaya, my Lord"

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Kumbaya

"Kumbaya"

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Kumbaya, my Lord

"Kumbaya, my Lord"

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Kumbaya

"Kumbaya"

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Kumbaya, my Lord

"Kumbaya, my Lord"

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Kumbaya

"Kumbaya"

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Oh, Lord, kumbaya

"Oh, Lord, kumbaya"

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May I speak with Velda Plendor, please?

"May I speak with Velda Plendor, please?"

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Well, will you take a message, please?

"Well, will you take a message, please?"

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Will you tell her that Troop Leader Nefler called?

"Will you tell her that Troop Leader Nefler called?"

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And her recommendation for a campsite was totally unsuitable.

"And her recommendation for a campsite was totally unsuitable."

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There were no outlets, and there was dirt and bugs,

"There were no outlets, and there was dirt and bugs,"

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and it rains there.

"and it rains there."

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So anyway, we found a place that's much more us.

"So anyway, we found a place that's much more us."

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And if any of the other parents call,

"And if any of the other parents call,"

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you'll tell them that we're at the Beverly Hills Hotel?

"you'll tell them that we're at the Beverly Hills Hotel?"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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How about some room service?

"How about some room service?"

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That sounds good.

"That sounds good."

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Yes, hello, I'd like to place an order, please. Nefler, bungalow four.

"Yes, hello, I'd like to place an order, please. Nefler, bungalow four."

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