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Clips from The Goldbergs - A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party (S03E03)

"Come to temporary mommy."
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"Lainey. Lainey!"
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"(TAPPING)"
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"Hi. (CHUCKLES) What are you doing here?"
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"In the middle of the day?"
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"Oh, it's kind of my thing. You'll see."
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"I just wanted to drop this off."
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"SAT prep?"
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"Yeah, here's the thing. I'm not going to college."
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"What's that, now? I want to be a dancer in New York."
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"Or Vegas, whichever one's closer."
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"Oh."
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"That sounds fun. But yeah, you're going to college."
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"I'm really not. Oh, you are."
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"I spoke to your father about it, and he signed off."
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"This is Raji."
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"He'll be tutoring you every day at study hall"
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"and Saturdays at 8:00 a.m. When you're nice and fresh."
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"I'll see you at dinner, love bug."
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"Your mom's very pushy."
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"ADULT ADAM: As Lainey was starting to panic about her new smother,"
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"I was finishing my love jam."
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"¶ Nothin' in between us"
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"¶ No distance can defeat us"
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"¶ Dat's love"
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"¶ Miles, inches, yards, feet"
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"¶ Fathoms in the oceans, kilometers on the street"
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"¶ He'd punch a stegosaurus"
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"¶ Jump the Grand Canyon"
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"¶ Karate kick Godzilla"
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"¶ Just to be your companion"
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"¶ Nothing in between... ¶"
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"It's bad, isn't it?"
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"It's not great."
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"Well, I've tried everything."
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"You were right, Dad."
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"Long distance never works."
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"You win."
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"You know, I seem to recall"
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"a certain long-distance relationship"
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"that worked just fine."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Those six months you spent in ROTC"
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"away from Beverly."
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"You know, when you called her every single day."
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"That was different. I was an adult."
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"Just 'cause he's a kid"
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"doesn't mean his feelings aren't real."
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"Trust me, Mur. He loves that girl."
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"¶ There's nothin' in between us"
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"¶ 'Cept love"
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"¶ And dinosaurs ¶"
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"ADULT ADAM: While I had given up,"
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"Erica and Lainey were preparing to take on my mom."
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"What have I done? I unleashed the beast."
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"Oh, this is not good. You were right."
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"This isn't a time for "I told you so.""
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"It's a time for action, and I told you so!"
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"I'll do whatever you say to make it stop."
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"There's only one way."
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"She thinks that she calls the shots,"
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"but you have to break her heart and show her that you do."
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"May I suggest throwing a kick-ass "risky business" party?"
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"Can you stop eavesdropping like a weirdo?"
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"I eavesdrop like a badass, and you know it."
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"The weirdo's right."
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"The party is back on. Yes!"
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"GIRL: Whoo!"
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"Within three hours, Lainey's house was jumping."
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"A little too much."
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"The TV was stolen, furniture was danced upon,"
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"the record player was pizza'd."
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"Also, this lady showed up."
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"Hey, we wanted "risky business," right?"
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"Yeah, but not this much."
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"I think there are actual you-know-what-stitutes here."
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"Even the nice geeks at school got swept up in the madness"
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"and decided to let loose."
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"(SLOW-MOTION) No!"
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"Unfortunately, they let loose an MVP football trophy"
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"Lainey's dad had won in college."
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"This party needed a hero."
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"And tonight, it wasn't Tom Cruise."
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"And..."
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"It wasn't Barry Goldberg."
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"It was my mom."
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"Turns out the only thing worse than an insane party"
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"is an insanely mad smother."
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"It was 1:00 a.m., and the party was still raging."
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"So was my mom."
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"I have failed as a mother and as a temporary mother."
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"Shame on you."
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"Lying, sneaking out, betraying my trust."
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"I mean, come... Oh."
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"My God. Thank you for coming."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Oh. Save us from ourselves."
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"Shh."
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"Everything's gonna be all right. Mama will fix it."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Just let me soak in this hug for one more moment."
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"And then the fixing began,"
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"as my mom made the coolest party painfully uncool."
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"I know I told you never to Tom Cruise the floor,"
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"but sometimes you just got to say, "what the (BLEEP)""
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"(INTRO TO BOB SEGER'S OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL PLAYS)"
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"(VOLUME INCREASES)"
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"(LIP-SYNCHING) ¶ Just take those old records off the shelf"
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"Turns out it actually comes in handy"
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"to have a smother so embarrassing"
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"that she can clear out a party."
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"But in that moment, my brother and sister realized that Lainey was right."
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"¶ I like that old time rock and roll ¶"
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"It's not so bad having a mom"
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"willing to risk everything for her kids..."
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"(CRASHES) I'm okay."
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"...and when the smoke clears, clean up their mess."
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"Thank you for staying."
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"It was pretty cool of you."
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"Look."
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