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Clips from Benson (1979) - The Army Wants You (S01E01)

"(ALL CHATTERING)"
Benson (1979)
"Hi."
Benson (1979)
"ALL: Hi!"
Benson (1979)
"We're just sitting here having a cup of tea."
Benson (1979)
"You're all drinking from Kraus' cup?"
Benson (1979)
"(LAUGHING)"
Benson (1979)
"That's a good one, Benson!"
Benson (1979)
"Didn't he always have a great sense of humor?"
Benson (1979)
"Kraus, you ever gonna get out of that bathrobe?"
Benson (1979)
"Perhaps."
Benson (1979)
"I am feeling a little better."
Benson (1979)
"Of course, I still have a long way to go."
Benson (1979)
"Don't let me stop you."
Benson (1979)
"Put it in a sock, Benson!"
Benson (1979)
"(WHISPERING) Gretchen, how could you?"
Benson (1979)
"(WHISPERING) We're supposed to act natural."
Benson (1979)
"Sorry I took so long to get back, sir."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, don't worry about that."
Benson (1979)
"Especially not at a time like this."
Benson (1979)
"A time like what?"
Benson (1979)
"When you have your usual everyday things to do."
Benson (1979)
"So how'd it go?"
Benson (1979)
"Okay."
Benson (1979)
"Okay."
Benson (1979)
"You hang in there, kid."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, are you trying to tell me something?"
Benson (1979)
"Benson, we know all about it."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, the Governor called the Army"
Benson (1979)
"and found out about the experiment."
Benson (1979)
"So, what'd he say?"
Benson (1979)
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
Benson (1979)
"Oh, my God! I'm dying!"
Benson (1979)
"ALL: You are?"
Benson (1979)
"I don't know. You called the Army."
Benson (1979)
"Well, all General McBeatty said was it would take"
Benson (1979)
"a day or two before we got the results."
Benson (1979)
"So let's not hear anymore talk about dying."
Benson (1979)
"Right. There's always that small, infinitesimal chance"
Benson (1979)
"that you weren't even exposed."
Benson (1979)
"Absolutely."
Benson (1979)
"There's nothing to be concerned about."
Benson (1979)
"Of course not."
Benson (1979)
"And you haven't had any of the symptoms, right?"
Benson (1979)
"So there's nothing to worry about."
Benson (1979)
"I'm sure you're always this warm."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, what are you trying to do?"
Benson (1979)
"Scare me to death?"
Benson (1979)
"So I got a headache and maybe some fever,"
Benson (1979)
"but that doesn't mean that I've got side effects."
Benson (1979)
"No. Of course it doesn't."
Benson (1979)
"You're gonna be fine."
Benson (1979)
"Just fine."
Benson (1979)
"(SOBBING)"
Benson (1979)
"So much for the bathrobe."
Benson (1979)
"Now I'll have to get dressed."
Benson (1979)
"Is there anything we can do for you, Benson?"
Benson (1979)
"You can stop trying to cheer me up."
Benson (1979)
"We didn't handle that very well, did we?"
Benson (1979)
"See, when you really care about somebody,"
Benson (1979)
"it's very hard to hide your feelings."
Benson (1979)
"I wish I could find the words."
Benson (1979)
"There aren't any."
Benson (1979)
"Ten-hut!"
Benson (1979)
"At ease. Thank you."
Benson (1979)
"General McBeatty, this is the man"
Benson (1979)
"we've all been so concerned about. Mmm-hmm."
Benson (1979)
"This is General McBeatty, our commanding officer."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, I can see he's important."
Benson (1979)
"He's got a quilt on his chest."
Benson (1979)
"Good morning. I'm glad you could be with us today."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, so am I."
Benson (1979)
"Question is, for how long?"
Benson (1979)
"Oh, you've nothing to worry about."
Benson (1979)
"You're going to live to see a free China."
Benson (1979)
"Absolutely."
Benson (1979)
"The tests proved negative. Ah!"
Benson (1979)
"Not a trace of toxic agent."
Benson (1979)
"But, uh... But what?"
Benson (1979)
"But you do have a touch of the flu."
Benson (1979)
"Well, why didn't you tell me that on the phone?"
Benson (1979)
"(CLEARING THROAT) Well, because,"
Benson (1979)
"under the circumstances, soldier,"
Benson (1979)
"I wanted personally to convey my sincere apologies"
Benson (1979)
"on behalf of the United States Army"
Benson (1979)
"for any inconvenience this may have caused you."
Benson (1979)
"Ah, how thoughtful."
Benson (1979)
"You must be feeling a lot better about things now, huh?"
Benson (1979)
"Oh, yeah, yeah."
Benson (1979)
"I'm damn near overcome with joy"
Benson (1979)
"about being used as a human guinea pig."
Benson (1979)
"Well, wait just a minute."
Benson (1979)
"We didn't pull you in off the street."
Benson (1979)
"You joined up."
Benson (1979)
"Yes, I did, and I'd do it again."
Benson (1979)
"But one thing has nothing to do with the other."
Benson (1979)
"Well, you must've known there were certain risks involved"
Benson (1979)
"when you enlisted. Sure."
Benson (1979)
"But I didn't expect to get sprayed by a giant can of Raid."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, no, no, I can assure you"
Benson (1979)
"the Army does not conduct experiments in this manner any longer."
Benson (1979)
"Furthermore, we were concerned enough"
Benson (1979)
"to call you in here and check you out."
Benson (1979)
"Well, what if you had contaminated me with that stuff?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, we would have immediately put you into a military hospital."
Benson (1979)
"So you could experiment with the cure?"
Benson (1979)
"Now listen here, son!"
Benson (1979)
"No, you listen, Dad!"
Benson (1979)
"It was bad enough you guys don't know what you're doing,"
Benson (1979)
"but you don't give a damn who you're doing it to!"
Benson (1979)
"Now that's insane!"
Benson (1979)
"And wrong."
Benson (1979)
"Doesn't that matter any more?"
Benson (1979)
"Well,"
Benson (1979)
"for whatever it's worth, I hope both of you get my flu."
Benson (1979)
"(SNEEZES)"
Benson (1979)
"Thank you."
Benson (1979)
"Well? Test results were negative."
Benson (1979)
"I'm so sorry, Benson."
Benson (1979)
"Governor, in medical terms, negative means positive."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, right!"
Benson (1979)
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