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Clips from Derry Girls - Episode #1.4 (S01E01)

"You dirty, dirty Brit."
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"- I beg your pardon? - I know what you're up to."
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"I'm not up to anything. I should be up to something,"
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"but I can't find the person I'm supposed to be up to it with,"
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"because this place is like a fucking maze."
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"Shh!"
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"- You'll scare Clive. - Who's Clive?"
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"Clive."
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"Clive is a wee Prod from east Belfast."
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"Clive came back from Ibiza, got on the wrong bus at Aldergrove Airport,"
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"then fell asleep."
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"Clive woke up in Derry, surrounded by Russians and Fenians."
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"Clive is absolutely shitting himself."
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"So where's the real Artem?"
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"Giant's Causeway, probably."
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"Foreigners fucking love the Giant's Causeway."
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"I just wanna go home, but she won't let me leave."
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"She won't let me leave."
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"Um, I also think Clive may have had too many disco biscuits on his holidays."
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"Here you are."
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"Thank God."
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"Whatever you do, don't slag off the Pope."
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"We're outnumbered."
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"For God's sake, Orla, you're gonna make yourself boke."
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"I can handle it."
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"James, what is going on? I wait long time."
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"You no longer want to do sex?"
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"No, no, no, I do want to do sex. I really, really want to do sex."
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"- Come. - You disgust me."
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"- You should be ashamed of yourself. - Piss off, Erin."
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"I mean, I know you're desperate, James, but paying for it?"
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"What?"
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"You really thought I wouldn't work it out?"
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"Work what out?"
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"What the actual cock are you talking about?"
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"I'm talking about the fact that she's a prostitute."
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"I am prostitute?"
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"Oh, come off it, James. She's charging you for it, isn't she?"
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"- Just admit it. - No. I mean, I don't think so."
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"- I mean, not that I wouldn't consider it. - Ugh!"
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"How dare you? I am poor Ukrainian, so I must be prostitute."
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"Hear me out."
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"First, she comes on to James here."
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"What would possess her?"
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"Financial gain, that's what."
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"- He attractive boy, Erin. - He's English, Katya."
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"- I have no problem with this. - You should."
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"Secondly, she owns condoms."
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"They're in her bag. A whole packet."
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"And I've seen them, people."
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"- You are imbecile. - "An" imbecile."
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"And thirdly, all night, wee Ukrainian fellas"
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"have been coming up and giving her money they "owe" her."
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"How the hell do you explain that?"
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"I organize, how you say it, whip round."
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"We like to buy Jenny present to thank her for nice party."
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"Oh, you guys."
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"Right. Okay."
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"Yeah, that does sort of explain it."
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"- Dickhead. - Really, Erin."
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"So not only you insult me, but you've also spoiled Jenny's surprise."
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"I think you should leave."
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"Yeah."
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"But great evening all the same, Jenny. You're a credit to yourself."
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"Come on, Katya, love. Let's talk about this, please."
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"I am finished talking."
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"She is racist, patronizing bitch."
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"I am "a" racist, patronizing bitch."
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"Now, come on, girls. Language, please."
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"Well, you don't really wanna go to Jenny Joyce's house, do you, love?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"Apart from anything, it has eight bedrooms and a chocolate fountain."
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"I hope you're happy, Erin."
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"- You've just done us out of your Russian. - Ukrainian."
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"Good for you, Mr. Joe."
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"She is hot and you're not dead, yet."
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"Why not have some fun?"
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"Tell me this. Does Jenny Joyce's house really have eight bedrooms?"
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"Aye. And some of the bedrooms,"
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"they have these wee, tiny bathrooms attached to them."
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"Imagine."
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"Your girls, they're just not ready, Joe."
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"Maybe see you in mass, then, eh?"
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"Aye."
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"Here, give me your hand."
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"Tell Sarah this is the fella that blow-dries my hair."
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"He's an artist."
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"Take care."
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"- That Maeve away? - Aye."
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"- Nice woman. - Aye."
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"Mary and Sarah will come round eventually, Joe."
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"It's just hard for them to see you with somebody else."
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"As far as they're concerned, their mother was perfect."
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"Piss off, Gerry."
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"And they're right."
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"You were perfect."
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"♪ My heart is low ♪"
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