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Clips from Derry Girls - Episode #1.4 (S01E01)

A reading from the Holy Gospel.

"A reading from the Holy Gospel."

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Which one's ours?

"Which one's ours?"

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She didn't send a photo.

"She didn't send a photo."

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Her family probably don't even own a camera.

"Her family probably don't even own a camera."

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She'll find Derry a bit overwhelming at first,

"She'll find Derry a bit overwhelming at first,"

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just because of how advanced everything is here.

"just because of how advanced everything is here."

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All the cracker stuff we have.

"All the cracker stuff we have."

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They have some pretty cracker stuff where she comes from, too, Erin.

"They have some pretty cracker stuff where she comes from, too, Erin."

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Oh, really? Like what?

"Oh, really? Like what?"

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Disease? Poverty?

"Disease? Poverty?"

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No.

"No."

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You can get this wee woman made of wood, right?

"You can get this wee woman made of wood, right?"

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You pull her apart and inside her there's an even weer wooden woman,

"You pull her apart and inside her there's an even weer wooden woman,"

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and you pull the weer wooden woman apart...

"and you pull the weer wooden woman apart..."

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Are you talking about Russian dolls?

"Are you talking about Russian dolls?"

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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Taking my change.

"Taking my change."

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Sarah, you don't get change.

"Sarah, you don't get change."

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I telt you, Gerry. I'm gonna give them a whole fiver?

"I telt you, Gerry. I'm gonna give them a whole fiver?"

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That's definitely happening.

"That's definitely happening."

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Did you just wink?

"Did you just wink?"

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No.

"No."

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You did.

"You did."

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You just winked.

"You just winked."

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Sure, winking's not in my notion, Mary. What would I have to be winking about?

"Sure, winking's not in my notion, Mary. What would I have to be winking about?"

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I don't know. I'll find out.

"I don't know. I'll find out."

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This is the word of the Lord.

"This is the word of the Lord."

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And today we welcome some very special guests:

"And today we welcome some very special guests:"

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the wains from Chernobyl,

"the wains from Chernobyl,"

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who've come over to give their wee lungs a bit of a clear out,

"who've come over to give their wee lungs a bit of a clear out,"

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because, ah, sure, there's all sorts wafting about in their neck of the woods.

"because, ah, sure, there's all sorts wafting about in their neck of the woods."

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Sister.

"Sister."

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Lovely job so far, Seamus, but, you know, keep it moving.

"Lovely job so far, Seamus, but, you know, keep it moving."

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Rawhide's on in 15 minutes.

"Rawhide's on in 15 minutes."

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Now, one might well question the wisdom of sending you here, of all places.

"Now, one might well question the wisdom of sending you here, of all places."

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Out of the frying pan into the...

"Out of the frying pan into the..."

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well, maybe not the fire, but certainly a different type of frying pan.

"well, maybe not the fire, but certainly a different type of frying pan."

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Or some sort of wok at the very least.

"Or some sort of wok at the very least."

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But please, don't worry yourselves too much about the whole civil war,

"But please, don't worry yourselves too much about the whole civil war,"

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sectarian conflict carry on.

"sectarian conflict carry on."

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There's really only one thing you need to know.

"There's really only one thing you need to know."

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We're the goodies.

"We're the goodies."

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Welcome to Derry.

"Welcome to Derry."

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It's class, isn't it?

"It's class, isn't it?"

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Hmm. It's much how I imagine.

"Hmm. It's much how I imagine."

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Oh, because of my letters?

"Oh, because of my letters?"

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Well, descriptive narrative has always been a strong point.

"Well, descriptive narrative has always been a strong point."

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No, not your letters. I see on news.

"No, not your letters. I see on news."

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What do you mean, you've seen on news?

"What do you mean, you've seen on news?"

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You don't have news in the Ukraine. You don't have televisions.

"You don't have news in the Ukraine. You don't have televisions."

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- Yes, we do. We do. - No, you don't. Really?

"- Yes, we do. We do. - No, you don't. Really?"

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Of course.

"Of course."

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Erin, stop hogging the Russian.

"Erin, stop hogging the Russian."

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Yeah, come on, Erin. Give Orla a go.

"Yeah, come on, Erin. Give Orla a go."

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She's Ukrainian, actually.

"She's Ukrainian, actually."

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Yeah, go on, love. Say something to Katya.

"Yeah, go on, love. Say something to Katya."

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Your name sounds a bit like "cat".

"Your name sounds a bit like "cat"."

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God, aye, so it does.

"God, aye, so it does."

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You don't know a Jack McGinley, do you?

"You don't know a Jack McGinley, do you?"

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Moved to Moscow, '88, '89, it would have been.

"Moved to Moscow, '88, '89, it would have been."

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- Seriously? - No.

"- Seriously? - No."

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- Stocky fella. - No.

"- Stocky fella. - No."

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- Curly hair, bit of a lisp. - I do not know this person.

"- Curly hair, bit of a lisp. - I do not know this person."

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Ah, maybe just as well, love.

"Ah, maybe just as well, love."

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He's an awful prick.

"He's an awful prick."

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So, Katya, I've done a bit of an itinerary for your stay.

"So, Katya, I've done a bit of an itinerary for your stay."

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You should have received a copy in my last letter.

"You should have received a copy in my last letter."

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I don't read your letters, Erin.

"I don't read your letters, Erin."

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I'm sorry? I don't follow.

"I'm sorry? I don't follow."

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Your letters, they bore.

"Your letters, they bore."

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- They're "boring". - Exactly.

"- They're "boring". - Exactly."

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- That's not what I... - I can smoke here, yes?

"- That's not what I... - I can smoke here, yes?"

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No. No, you can't.

"No. No, you can't."

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Mammy's like a bloodhound.

"Mammy's like a bloodhound."

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Your ma said we could come up and have a look at the Russian.

"Your ma said we could come up and have a look at the Russian."

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- Ukrainian. - Is this her?

"- Ukrainian. - Is this her?"

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Isn't she cracker? She's half mine.

"Isn't she cracker? She's half mine."

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- No, she's not, Orla. - Aye, she is. Mammy said so.

"- No, she's not, Orla. - Aye, she is. Mammy said so."

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You're so lucky, Erin.

"You're so lucky, Erin."

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I begged my ma to let me have one, but she said we've no room

"I begged my ma to let me have one, but she said we've no room"

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now that my dickhead, ballbag, English prick of a cousin's moved in.

"now that my dickhead, ballbag, English prick of a cousin's moved in."

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Talking about you, James, in case you're wondering.

"Talking about you, James, in case you're wondering."

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Yeah, that much was clear, thank you, Michelle.

"Yeah, that much was clear, thank you, Michelle."

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Have you seen the one Jenny Joyce got, the fella?

"Have you seen the one Jenny Joyce got, the fella?"

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Massive, massive ride.

"Massive, massive ride."

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I've been thinking. Maybe time for me to lose the rest of my virginity.

"I've been thinking. Maybe time for me to lose the rest of my virginity."

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He's definitely a contender.

"He's definitely a contender."

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You help me.

"You help me."

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You put in good word with your Cossack friend.

"You put in good word with your Cossack friend."

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So we can...

"So we can..."

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Would you stop that?

"Would you stop that?"

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I'm very sorry for all your trouble, you know,

"I'm very sorry for all your trouble, you know,"

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the whole hoo-ha at the power plant.

"the whole hoo-ha at the power plant."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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When you think about it, we've actually got a lot in common,

"When you think about it, we've actually got a lot in common,"

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'cause we understand what it's like to be a young person from a troubled place,

"'cause we understand what it's like to be a young person from a troubled place,"

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It is not the same.

"It is not the same."

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Chernobyl was terrible nuclear accident.

"Chernobyl was terrible nuclear accident."

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You people like to fight each other and, to be honest,

"You people like to fight each other and, to be honest,"

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no person really understands why.

"no person really understands why."

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Well, there's actually a political element to it, Katya,

"Well, there's actually a political element to it, Katya,"

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and there's a religious element.

"and there's a religious element."

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Mmm, but you're not two different religions here.

"Mmm, but you're not two different religions here."

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You're different flavors of same religion, no?

"You're different flavors of same religion, no?"

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Well, yes, but...

"Well, yes, but..."

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it's a little bit more complicated than that, Katya.

"it's a little bit more complicated than that, Katya."

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To me, is stupid.

"To me, is stupid."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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It is stupid.

"It is stupid."

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It is so, so stupid.

"It is so, so stupid."

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Who is this?

"Who is this?"

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Oh, that's just James.

"Oh, that's just James."

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You are handsome.

"You are handsome."

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And also sexy.

"And also sexy."

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Is her English not great?

"Is her English not great?"

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What's happening?

"What's happening?"

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Why would she do that?

"Why would she do that?"

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- Why? - Fuck knows. He's minging.

"- Why? - Fuck knows. He's minging."

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She seems to be really enjoying it.

"She seems to be really enjoying it."

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- Is he enjoying it? - It's hard to tell.

"- Is he enjoying it? - It's hard to tell."

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