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Clips from The Monkees - Son of a Gypsy (S01E01)

"Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Zeppo."
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"Well, that's alright. Now, from the bump on your forehead,"
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"I can tell many things."
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"Very good, grubchicks. Wonderful, Marco."
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"Alright, Monkees, how about it?"
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"I'm sorry, but we're not gonna steal that Maltese Vulture for you."
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"- No. Nope. Not gonna do it. - We're not gonna do it."
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"I warn you, we are desperate people."
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"Come on, Maria."
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"Maria? How you know my mother's name is Maria?"
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"Uh, it's on her tent."
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"Who told you to read tent?!"
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"There, there, Marco."
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"Now, now, you don't understand."
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"We're not thieves, Maria. Uh, mama-I mean, mom, uh."
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"Nonsense! The urge to steal is basic;"
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"we are all thieves at heart."
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"- Where did she get that idea? - She stole it."
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"Listen, Monkees, if you do not help us willingly,"
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"a gypsy has other means of persuasion."
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"I like a man that has a few irons in the fire, ha ha."
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"Think it over, Monkees. Ha ha ha ha ha! You have five minutes."
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"Five minutes. Ha ha ha ha ha."
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"Five minutes?"
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"They're gonna torture us."
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"Oh!"
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"They're gonna use a hot iron."
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"No, they're not."
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"They might even use the rack."
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"The rack?!"
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"Oh! Oh! Ah! Ooh! Ooh!"
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"Ooh! Ooh! Oh!"
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"Ooh, that-ah, that smarts! Ah, that smarts!"
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"Ooh! Ooh!"
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"Oh, Davy."
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"Ow! Ooh! Ooh!"
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"He's had enough; take him off."
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"Oh, I'm all stretched out."
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"Davy! Are you alright, Davy? You okay?"
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"How are you? Hey, Davy, how are you?"
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"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. It's okay; you can stand up now."
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"We are standing up."
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"Oh, she couldn't be serious."
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"- No, of course not. - No."
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"They're not gonna really torture us."
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"No, relax."
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"Help!"
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"Well, boys, do you steal the vulture or do you die?"
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"Hot poker... now, mama?"
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"Not that one, Marco; that's my lamb chop!"
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"Sorry, Kiko."
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"Well, vulture or poker?"
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"Now, mama?"
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"Now, Marco."
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"Ah!"
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"Wait, no. Not that! You leave us little choice."
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"Alright, we will steal the Maltese Vulture."
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"How was that? That sound okay?"
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"What? Oh yeah."
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"Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, good, good."
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"It was great."
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"Ah! You are now my gypsy sons!"
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"Now, mama?"
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"Alright, boychicks, gather 'round."
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"This is the floor plan of the Rantha mansion."
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"You will be playing in the ballroom here."
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"The vulture is kept in the wall safe in this bedroom,"
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"and two guards will be on duty in this corridor."
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"Now, how do you get in?"
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"Well, I, I think I'd probably start in over here,"
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"and go at an angle about like this over to there."
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"Well, I think that if we're playing in the ballroom,"
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"there's no reason just not to sneak through the"
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"library and into that corridor and right past the guards."
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"Well, if there's two guards in the thing,"
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"then you gotta go out the window, and then you"
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"come around way out the outside, and then you can sneak in over here,"
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"and take it out of the wall safe that way."
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"Now if it was me, I'd go through the dining room,"
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"through the bathroom, into the bedroom,"
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"'round the corner to the other bedroom where the wall safe is."
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"Here you go."
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"- Here you are, ha ha. - Yeah."
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"Here, Maria. It's no Michelangelo."
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"Yeah, it's no Charlton Heston, either."
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"Very funny."
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"Yeah, well, uh, look, we're as ready as we'll ever be, so, uh-"
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"Yep."
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"-I guess we'll go now. Bye."
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"Uh, buh, where's Peter?"
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"- Yeah, wh-where is Peter? - Where's Peter?"
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"- Peter? - He is staying here."
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"Huh?"
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"As hostage. If you do not deliver the vulture by midnight, we will kill him."
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"Wait, wait a minute. We're a quartet."
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"Marco!"
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"Wha-"
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"Marco will go with you. He has a very good ear... for robbery."
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"Ha ha ha! Take them away!"
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"On to the robbery!"
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"Let's dance on Oh baby, come on"
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"Let's dance on till the dawn Have fun till the music's all gone"
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"? Shake, rattle your roll ?"
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"? Shake, rattle your roll ?"
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"? Six o'clock and roll ?"
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"? Rock! Rock! Hey! Da da da roll!"
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"Rock! Rocka roka rodle! Rocka! Roko! ?"
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"Marco. Ma-hey, Marco! Marco!"
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"Marco, hey, over here! Marco! Marco!"
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"Hey, over here! Hey, Marco. Ma-hey."
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"Listen, uh, we'll all play it together, okay?"
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"Wait for us to start too. Okay?"
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"We gotta get-we gotta get him outta here and get word to the police!"
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"Uh, Marco, why don't you go and see where the guards are stationed?"
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"You no give Marco orders; Marco has orders from mama."
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"Well, wh-what are your orders?"
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"She tell me to see where guards are stationed."
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"Marvelous! Divine!"
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"Oh! Are we glad to see you!"
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"Do have some hors d'oeuvres; they're imported!"
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