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Clips from The Monkees - Son of a Gypsy (S01E01)

"Hey, wait a minute. You know gonna steal."
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"Uh buh, uh buh-man, we still gotta get word to the cops."
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"Right."
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"Sir, this is an emergency. Don't look startled."
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"Just look straight ahead."
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"Pretend we're having a normal conversation. Good."
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"Now, after I tell you this,"
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"I want you to walk calmly out of this place and call the police."
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"Sir, there are thieves here that are gonna steal the Maltese Vulture."
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"Yugoslavia! Groz na pull ya pool noos ya see."
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"Excuse me, excuse me."
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"Hello. Come on, put the note in the bottle. Quick, quick, quick."
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"Wait! Wait, wait."
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"- Great, let's go. - Let's go."
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"What is that?"
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"It's two cents deposit."
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"Two guards outside bedroom. Must be disposed of."
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"Don't worry, we'll distract 'em."
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"Hey, man, if we don't get the vulture by midnight,"
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"it's curtains for Peter."
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"No curtains for Peter. Death for Peter."
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"? Shake, rattle your roll ?"
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"? Rock! Rock! Midnight clock! Rock! ?"
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"Hey, listen, fellas. You distract the guards,"
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"and I'll try and get in the room."
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"Right."
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"Alright, stick 'em up!"
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"Help, help. Help. Robbery. Who is this masked man anyway?"
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"Help, help. Gun. Oh, terror, terror, burglar."
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"Burglar, help? Help, help. Wallet, mine, his now."
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"A robbery! Look, there's a robbery!"
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"We're not supposed to leave our post."
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"Hey, listen, fellas. It's no good; they won't leave their post."
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"You better try something else. Hey fellas, fellas! Hey fellas!"
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"Oh, help! Fight! Kill! Help! Oh, blood!"
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"Help! Not again! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ee! Ah! Oh! Oh! Ah! Oh!"
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"There's a fight going on over there."
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"We're not supposed to leave our post."
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"Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh! Ow! Oh! Ow!"
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"You're through this time. The jig is up. You're washed up."
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"Ah! Ooh!"
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"Fire! Fire! Fire!"
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"Hey, fellas, look! There's a fire! Fire, ooh!"
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"Fire! Fire! Fire? Fire."
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"Hey you! Come on."
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"Can't you guys read?"
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"Uh, no. Ha ha. We're musicians."
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"Oh. Oh, okay. Come on; we're not supposed to leave our post."
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"Boy, it's a good thing I came prepared."
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"All I need now is a light. Wrong light. Ooh, that's better."
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"It's okay."
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"You can be here by four-thirty"
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"Right this way, darling. I'll show you my vulture."
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"How exciting!"
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"It's alright."
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"It's just me. It's alright. Ah!"
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"Are you sure it's safe?"
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"Oh, of course it's safe for me to show it to you;"
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"that's what we have guards for."
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"Here it is, darling: my treasured Maltese Vulture."
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"If they don't drop that vulture in five minutes,"
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"it's curtains for you."
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"Oh, for a minute, I thought you were gonna kill me."
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"How beautiful. How can anything so beautiful come from such an ugly bird?"
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"Oh, you've met my husband?"
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"Thank you very much, guard, for-oh, thank you, thank you, guard."
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"Oh, Cecil. There it is. Look at, look at the bird, Cecil."
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"Oh! Not that bird, this bird!"
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"Oh, it's beautiful, Madame Rantha."
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"It's magnificent. You know, you can hardly see the flaw."
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"Flaw? What flaw?"
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"Oh, the flaw! You can see it if you hold it up to the sun."
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"There's no sun; it's midnight."
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"Oh, uh, well, you can see it if you hold it up to the midnight, heh. Midnight?!"
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"- Midnight?! - Midnight!"
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"Oh, no! My-"
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"Thank you."
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"That boy! He has my vulture!"
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"You, gypsies! Grab him!"
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"Bring him in the house immediately."
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"Oh, my vulture!"
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"Guard, guard, guard... oh, you're the guard!"
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"This one stole the vulture and threw it at that one."
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"He's a very tricky young man."
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"You can tell he's a thief; it's written all over his face."
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"A good thief, but a bad speller."
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"Ooh! Davy, tell 'em who we are."
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"Well, once upon a time there was this group of-ooh,"
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"ah, oof, that hurts my arm!"
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"Hey, I don't like the way that guard's acting."
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"What are you, a talent scout or something?"
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"You gypsies are really wonderful people."
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"I must take one of you to lunch this week."
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"Thank you, Madame."
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"I'm really very grateful."
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"If there's anything you want, just take it."
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"The vulture, grubchicks!"
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"The vulture! The vulture!"
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"Oh, oh! Get me my vulture! Somebody-"
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"I thought love was only true in fairytales"
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"Meant for someone else but not for me"
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"Love was out to get me"
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"That's the way it seemed"
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"Disappointment haunted all my dreams"
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"Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer"
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"Not a trace of doubt in my mind"
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"I'm in love, I'm a believer"
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"I couldn't leave her if I tried"
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"I thought love was more or less a givin' thing"
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"Seems the more I gave the less I got"
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"What's the use in trying? All you get is pain"
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"When I needed sunshine I got rain"
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"Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer"
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"Not a trace of doubt in my mind"
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"I'm in love, I'm a believer"
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"I couldn't leave her if I tried"
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"Love was out to get me"
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"That's the way it seemed"
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"Disappointment haunted all my dreams"
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"Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer"
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