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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Thank You (S05E05)

"Well, thank you, Daddy. So glad that you and Mom could be here."
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"Well, we have to eat somewhere."
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"And, Mom, I know that we have had our ups and downs..."
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"but in honor of this special day..."
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"I would like to tell you that I am thankful..."
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"that you are my mother, and I love you."
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"Isn't there something you would like to tell me?"
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"Actually, I would like some more tea."
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"I'll try and slip some booze in there..."
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"in the interest of a happy holiday."
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"So, Thanksgiving."
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"We celebrate the subjugation of an indigenous people..."
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"with yams and Underdog floats."
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"Yeah. I'm mostly celebrating my pretty new dress."
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"And so much for talking."
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"May I wet your whistle, grandpa?"
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"Gonna have to say yes to that."
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"Well, cannot let this go to waste."
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"When did they get a houseboy?"
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"(Pounding)"
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"Happy Thanksgiving, Mrs. Forman."
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"This is my date Carol."
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"Ms. McGee?"
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"Kelso..."
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"you're dating my math teacher?"
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"No. No, no, no. We're not dating."
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"We just have a relationship..."
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"that I thought we agreed to keep a secret?"
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"Well, um, welcome."
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"Michael, she is 10 years older than you."
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"Oh, no, no. Nine and five-twelfths."
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"- (Laughs) She taught me that. - Ooh!"
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"- Very good, Michael. - Thank you."
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"Okay."
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"Kelso, how could you bring her?"
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"Oh, relax, man. She's not going to quiz you or anything."
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"But if she does, the square root of zero is zero."
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"She got me with that last night, earned herself a free massage."
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"Um, Ms. McGee, being that it's a holiday and all..."
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"there are certain math-related..."
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"failing-type things I'd rather not talk about."
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"So if anyone from the school board should ask..."
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"I came alone, and I left before dessert."
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"Eric, maybe we should wait on the big announcement..."
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"now that your math teacher is here."
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"Oh, no, Donna. We don't have to worry..."
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"'cause she's not my math teacher today."
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"Today she's a cradle-robbing slut."
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"- Yea, student-teacher relationships! - Yea!"
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"Hey, Laurie. Long time no doin' it."
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"Maybe for you."
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"So, what time is your date gonna let you out for recess?"
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"Nice try, Laurie. There's no recess today. It's Thanksgiving!"
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"Wow, Laurie."
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"(Laughs) Yeah, me and her really had something, huh?"
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"Yeah. Ointment took care of that, though, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"(Chattering)"
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"This looks great."
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"Here you go. One for Burt and one for Ernie."
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"I'm calling you Ernie now because you look like the Muppet."
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"I didn't ask for a drink."
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"I didn't ask to be born in a field."
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"But you fought back against adversity..."
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"just like your Indian brothers."
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"What is he, Cherokee?"
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"(Singsongy) Gobble, gobble, gobble."
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"It's time to carve the turkey."
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"(Giggling) Red."
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"Actually, Kitty, I think this is Eric's year."
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"Seems like he's growing up and finally buckling down."
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"Here you go, Son."
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"Wow."
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"Okay."
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"Well, in that case, I would like to make a... kind of announcement."
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"Check it out! I'm bread man."
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"Shut up! Eric's talking."
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"Go ahead, honey."
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"Okay."
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"Well, I'm really glad that my family's here and my friends..."
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"and, well, even my math teacher."
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"Because, uh, something happened a few days ago that I'd like to share with everyone."
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"Eric, we agreed this isn't the time."
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"- No. No, I meant- - Not the time for what?"
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"To talk about how he's failing math."
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"- What? - Fez, what the hell?"
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"I've been drinking."
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"Mr. Forman, you did sign the failing notice."
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"I didn't sign-"
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"You forged my name?"
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"Wow. I really picked the right day to come home, huh?"
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"Okay, um..."
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"who likes dark meat?"
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"Hey, who doesn't? Am I right, ladies?"
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"Oh, Lord."
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"So you lied to me about school."
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"Now, it wasn't a lie so much as a..."
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"misdirection, really."
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"We'll talk about this later."
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"Well, Laurie, looks like a seat just opened up for you."
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"Come on over and grab a biscuit."
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"Forty-two minutes and I'm back on top."
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"So, that was kind of a mess."
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"Oh, no. That's what I wanted to happen."
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"Burt, honey, pass me your plate."
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"Burtikins."
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"- Burt! - I'm up."
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"Bob, you know what Eric's problem is?"
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"All that time he's spending with your daughter."
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"Hey, Donna ain't the problem."
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"Eric's the one who corrupted her up so dirty, I had to send her to Catholic school."
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"How could he be failing math?"
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"Kitty, I'm sure he did the best he could."
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"For someone who was held too long as a baby."
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"I bet that explains why he hit puberty so late too."
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"No. That was because of your mother's smoking."
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"Fez, I know you've only spoken English for a couple weeks now, but..."
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"could you have learned the words, "Don't tell my dad"?"
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""Don't," a contraction meaning "do not"..."
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"and "tell my dad," meaning shut up?"
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