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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Thank You (S05E05)

"Okay, right there, you just told me not to shut up."
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"It's a wonder you're not failing English too."
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"Crack a book, you lazy son of a bitch."
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"So, guys..."
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"Ms. McGee. (Laughs)"
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"Pretty nice, huh? If they put one of her in every classroom..."
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"I'd never skip school again, if you know what I mean."
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"I mean, I'm doin' it with my teacher!"
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"I've never been with a teacher."
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"But I was with the post-office lady. That was cool."
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"I got a hundred free stamps and a monster roll of tape."
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"I like older women. They always got something smart to say."
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"(Stereo: Soft Rock)"
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"I think I could probably fit inside of a record player."
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"That's gotta sound good in there."
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"Inside of a record player?"
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"I miss dating Kelso."
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"The guys I'm with now, they're so-"
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"I don't know. What's the word?"
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"Married."
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"Hey, you and Kelso didn't date."
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"You're just a tramp he cheated with."
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"And you contaminated him so much, I ended up with Steven..."
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"who I love being with."
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"So thank you."
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"Wow. I'm the only one here..."
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"who's never been with Kelso."
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"Which makes me wanna say, "Ew!""
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"And also, "Thank God.""
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"But you, I mean, you're a teacher."
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"Can't you get in trouble for dating a student?"
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"Hey, let 'em come and get me."
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"He's 18."
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"I make $11 ,000 a year."
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"I deserve a little something."
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"So, that was one rootin'-tootin'..."
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"big, old crap of a day, huh?"
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"Yep. Pretty much."
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"I just really wanted to tell people that we were engaged."
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"Know what? Maybe it'd be easier..."
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"if we just showed up next Thanksgiving with a kid."
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"Hey, thanks for dinner, Kitty."
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"I'll remember to wear my stretch pants next time."
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"Oh, let me know if you find that button."
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"Good night. I apologize if my being here upset you."
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"No, no, no. I- I just feel you being seen out with a student..."
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"is- it's just awfully bad principle."
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"He doesn't care. He's dating a cheerleader."
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"Burt. Burtie Bear."
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"- Burt! - Grandma, let me."
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"- Grandpa! - I'm up!"
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"My goodness, you are going to make some lucky man..."
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"a wonderful wife!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"That's where Laurie gets her mean streak."
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"It's not from delightful me. It's from my evil mother!"
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"So evil skips a generation."
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"So that means that my granddaughter..."
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"is gonna be the devil."
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"Well, don't worry. Because no woman's gonna wanna bear your idiot kids..."
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"if you can't even pass math."
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"How could you forge my signature?"
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"- Here comes yelling. - Yeah. I don't wanna hear this."
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"I'll help with the dishes."
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"And I'll take these half-empty glasses."
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"Okay. No, no. You've had enough."
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"Eric."
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"What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"He doesn't understand consequences, Daddy."
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"Well, maybe he'll understand this."
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"From now on, every time you disobey me..."
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"or lie to me or do anything that pisses me off..."
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"you're gonna pay me money."
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"Pay you? Wait, you're fining me?"
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"It's like giving him tickets for being dumb."
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"Okay, okay. I think we're forgetting about a time-tested punishment."
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"There's your foot. Here's my ass. Swing away."
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"Well, it obviously doesn't work."
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"So, for forging my name..."
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"you owe me 30 bucks."
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"Daddy, can I borrow $30?"
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"- Sure, kitten. - Wha-"
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"Laurie, your grandparents are sleeping in your room."
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"So you take Eric's room, and the math whiz can ride the couch."
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"Certainly an eventful day, hmm?"
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"Yeah. But with our ungrateful daughter..."
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"that dumb-ass son..."
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"and a drunk foreign kid, I'd say..."
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"actually, it was a little better than last year."
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"- I know we're young. - But we're totally in love."
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"And we just want you to know..."
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"- we're engaged! - We're engaged!"
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"- Feels good to tell someone. - Yeah."
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"I think they're happy for us."
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"Look, Schotzie's celebrating."
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"(Camera Shutter Clicking)"
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